CREATIVE WRITING CLASS
 

This is pretty much pasted from my livejournal. enjoy:

OKAY BACK STORY: There is this kid in my Creative Writing class who is "weird." I'm not sure if he's trying to be weird or if he really is mentally/emotionally not-right, but he's a weirdo, and everybody in class pretty much recognizes him as such.

THAT SAID

Today My Creative Writing teacher asked us if one of us could sumerize the story she read aloud last class and the weirdo volunteered. He said some gibberish that sounded like words, but wasn't. So everybody in class naturally went "Huh?" He than said something like "she said (something something), apparently I was mistaken." The teacher said, "Oh, I asked if somebody could summerize the the story I read." Thinking maybe he misheard the task presented to him. He then said "I translated the title, and I found it to be very... lucid" The teacher then asked if he could see her after class.

SO THEN later in class she had to pass some papers back and she had some other student do it instead so she could talk to mister weird. They go outside for about 5 minutes. the papers are handed out and we are waiting for them to return. When the teacher comes back in, shes all flustered. She tries to get class back on track, but werid is standing at the door behind her and he immediately interupts her by agerly exclaiming " DORSIL FIN, HOW ABOUT THAT? IS THAT CREATIVE ENOUGH FOR YA???" The teacher then got pissed and shouted "YOU ARE SUSPENDED!" After this he walks back into the class room to get his bag. The class is dead silent and I am trying not to laugh and I'm trying to keep good notes by writing down everything these two are saying to each other. He says "Fine, maybe I need an educational system that's not all..." Apparently he could not think of what kind of educational system he needed when he started this sentance, and left it unfinished. Then asks "Could I get a note so, you know, I can take it to a superior. A SUPERIOR" He had to say it TWICE to REALLY punch it in there, you know? Like to really rub it in.

He left the class with a note written by the teacher. The teacher then adressed the class and asked if we needed to talk about what just happened. One student said he was scared of another columbine happening, so I started thinking about what I'd say to talk my way out of being shot if he ever came back. I DO know that if he asks if I beleive in god, I'll say "NO." then I'll write a book to compete with this one called "He Said No: I'm alive and you aren't, Cassie Bernall, stupid cunt".

The teacher later said when she said he was suspended, she only meant for a day or two. "Thank fucking god" I thought. I want that to happen in every class I have from now on.

I have this wierd kid in my chemistry class. One day he forgot all his book at home. So during the middle of the class, he walked out of the class, and the teacher tried to stop him. Wierdo then said to him: "I consider Chemistry to be one of my least important subject." and he ran away from school.

Speaking of weird people at school... I have this kid in my dorm stack who everyday, EVERYDAY wheres fox ears and a three tailed thing (like Tails of Sonic and Tails fame). Everyday somebody asks him, why he does it(normally when he walks onto the elevator) and the best answer he has given as of yet was because he has a magical fox character he likes to use online and so he likes to play it out, because it helps his character.
One of the scariest things I've ever seen was him walking onto the elevator at 3 in the morning with no shirt on, the ears, the tails, makeup, and too-short shorts. Anyway... that kid is WEIRD.

eugh that is really WEIRD Vacant. man, I wouldn't want to be in your dorm man. 8-)

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Foxy :eek

I AM WOLF MAN

There was this girl at my school who was really tall and pretty, and sort of fashionable, but she used to wear this hat EVERYDAY that said "Damn Pigeons" and was a fake shit-encrusted baseball hat.

MY KINDA WOMAN :lol
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Your Completely right but...
 

Those deals in the classroom are weird especially the first duded who sees the fox COVER YOUR BUTT or you might one day be like him get it
like him

Theres a dork at my school who unfortunately looks just like me
he watches star trek and jurasic park I.
any way he eats crayons and one day we watched something where he said man that guy has some hary bals.

When you bring it up he says i was just making an observation.

Any way he says he is a christian but hes gay that give other ones like mwe a bad name. (christians not fags)

Yes I see....

Now this "dork who is unfourtunate to look like you"... do you see him every morning in the mirror?
Perhaps when you look at pictures of yourself?
Do YOU often find yourself chewing on crayons and wondering to yourself just HOW hairy that man' s balls are?

You might have a split personality... or suffer from "OMG I MAKE A FUNNY POST ABOUT ME DOING STUFF BUT DENY IT IS ME TO GAIN ACCEPTANCE AND LOVE"

You might wanna think about this... :hangman

shit.

Did you get in a fight with this guy behind a bar, and then end up moving in with him?

Fuck You All
 

No I Go To East Wake And His Name Is Ryan Mine is Michael And I hate his fucking guts but im conceeded and a fucking snob ifact ive puched him for looking at my ass three times now.

I have decided that you are a character.

I believe others will come to the same conclusion. :)

Whatever
 

I believe theres more to me than you even dont know you dont know. :/

Such mystery and turmoil inside a:

GothNAPrepsBody

Hell yeah
 

EH!

ORANGE BAD!

YOU TAKE ORANGE AWAY!

OKAY
 

LOL. THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT RIGHT HERE. :lol

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I DONT KNOW WHY YOU POSTED ITS BEEN months since a reply was here.

Does that fag try to suck your cock a lot, i bet he does, what a fag, you should kick his ass for being such a faggot

In my town, we call people like that ACEs. And you are an ACE, believe me.

Do you live in Fagtown? ;)