What Nerve!
 

I just found out I have to get up at the UNGODLY HOUR of NOON to drive my brother up to school for his midterm. WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE EXPECT FROM ME? I'M ONLY HUMAN. True, I do sleep until 2 or 3 on the average day, but this is MY BREAK and I'll be damned if the "bro" ruins it for me with his RAMPANT, BRAZEN SELFISHNESS.

Can you believe the nerve of some people? Can you believe the GODDAMN NERVE?

NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL BE ASKING YOU TO FLUSH THE TOILET AND PUT THE SEAT DOWN >:

PROBABLY. HE'S A SELFISH DOUCHE LIKE THAT.

I once had to give him a printer downstate, an over 6 hour drive back and forth. By the time i got home i had to do double shifts at my job. It was only later he asked me to relay another printer. When the whole deal was over, I was up for 62 hours.

How's that for selfish.

THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU. But it was a good story. MY BROTHER IS GAY AND HE MAKES ME DO STUFF, TOO. IF I WERE YOU, BUBBA, I'D BEAT HIM UP >:

Further proof that gay people are selfish bitches.