Im a little scared.
 

I have to go to the military in two hours! :chatter Ill be gone for at least six months. So goodbye and all that. oh, almost forgot: ULTRA FAGGY McFAG CELL, FUCK YOU! that is all. dismissed.

You should cause lots of trouble like in UP THE ACADEMY:

Its a real shame its national service and you have no choice because otherwise we could say 'haha its your fault anyone fucking dumb enough to join the military deserves everything they get'.

Goodbye, solider. :tear

For God, Mom, and apple pie! :salutes

He lives in finland, Jean.

Unless he likes apple pie :(

plus I don't think they have God in Finland either :lol

-willie

So what do they do in the Finnish Army? I mean...I don't know what I mean. DOLPHINS! Yah, maybe they'll be there. Only they'll be without their fins, cause they were taken for the Fin Army, after all, can't be a Fin Army without Dol-Fins, otherwise, you know, you'd be without a Fin from a Dol. Yyyyup......

No food and no sleep make you suck at being funny.

Allow me to revise:

For God, Mom, and korppu! :salutes

Go forth! And be victorious over thy enemies!
Die for your country in glorious battle.

Wait... Are the Fins at war with anyone? I understand why N. Korea and Isreal have a standard military stay for every citizen, but why Finland?

Because it's cold outside and nobody would train in that weather voluntarily.

Because Finland does not trust Russia to not assfuck them like they did in 1939-1940.

That just stupid. I don't see the French forming a giant army just incase the Germans decided to follow tradition and instict and lay waste to the froggies. Dumbass Fins, why don't they just rest under the protective umbrella of the United States like all other pathetic nations.

DO YOUR NIPPLES GET HARD IN THE COLD?

In other words, I have six glorious months to be free of your remarks about my mom. All I can say is, good luck, fucktard.

WEEE! I got to come home for the weekend. The military isn´t really that bad, when you get use to getting up early. And the reason why the army is mandatory in Finland is simple: If we didnt have enough soldiers we would be an easy target.
oh, and shooting is FUN! We all got our own weapon: The RK62. Its a modified version of the AK47. Its accurate and it doesnt have any mailfunctions. Next week we get to fire a bazooka. Its gonna be fun. :) oh yeah, almost forgot: HOW IS YOUR MOM DOING ULTRA SHITTY CELL?

Naah, but everyone gets militiar trainings just incase.

Actually, we banquished an army almost... I'm pretty sure the russians were 1.5 million and the finns had about 50 000 something... Don't know why I always mention that when someone speaks of Russian and Finland, must be mental unstability.

Mad Melvin: Uskomatonta. Toinen hullu Suomalainen? :confused Pelottavaa.

And I want you to remember..That no bastard EVER won a war...BY DYING FOR HIS COUNTRY...

Now I almost envy you....you get to fire a BAZOOKA?!?! OMFG! My mom is fine, by the way.

A BAZOOKA AT YOUR MOM! :lol

HICKMAN! I thought we were friends! :tear :wah

Yes, very good. Now run along back to the toys and video game forums before your mother finds out what you have been up to young man.

STFU asshole.

Hey, don't you corral him into the gaming forum.

There should be a comple forum named UPC and that's the only place he can post. And we can't post there. :(

I was just about to suggest a playpen for little UPC as well.