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Jixby Phillips Jan 14th, 2004 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn666
Are you a character?

What do you mean by "character," Marilyn666?

Some people say I am quite the character! :lol

Jixby Phillips Jan 14th, 2004 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suck 'n' Fuck
I have a question for Jixby Philips, know-it-all extraordinaire. What is the square root of 255^2?

255.

Jixby Phillips Jan 14th, 2004 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin
jixby, when is spooky's baby due?

Chojin, thanks a lot for the question, but I think Spooky would be able to answer that much better than I can ;)

Jixby Phillips Jan 14th, 2004 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Studio8
Jixby, how can I be better friends with people like Emu and Esuohlim? (answer asap)

I don't know!!!!!!

Jixby Phillips Jan 14th, 2004 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Robo
JIXBY HOW DO I LOSE WEIGHT :lol

SHOULD I CALL JENNY? I'M GOING TO CALL JENNY :D

Call Jenny :lol

glowbelly Jan 14th, 2004 10:28 AM

Jixby, you mean these rosemarry bleeds, right here?


edit: it took me 2 times to get it right :(

Matt Harty Jan 14th, 2004 10:57 AM

There's no way those questions could have been answered in one post. :/

glowbelly Jan 14th, 2004 11:01 AM

hey, jixby! did you answer those questions in separate posts to make the askers feel special?

Rez Jan 14th, 2004 02:36 PM

i sure did!

even though he didnt answer my question... why didnt you answer my question, jixby?

kellychaos Jan 14th, 2004 05:14 PM

Do rectums lose their elasticity with each sexual encounter and do the overabundance of nerve endings in that region compensate for the aforementioned phenomena?

Big McLargehuge Jan 14th, 2004 05:22 PM

Do Kellychaos' lose their elasticity with each sexual encounter and do the overabundance of unfunny jokes in that region compensate for the aforementioned jerk?

kellychaos Jan 14th, 2004 05:46 PM

All I got out of that is that you wanted to jerk me off. Maybe I'm wrong. :/

Big McLargehuge Jan 14th, 2004 05:49 PM

i am not sure now, jerk

SMN Jan 14th, 2004 06:42 PM

Yo, Jixby!!!
I gots 2 questions.
1. How can I be as cool as you (not better)?
2.Whats it called when you dont like girls, or dont like boys, but youre not bisexual?

PILLOWFIGHT Jan 14th, 2004 06:51 PM

JIXBY JUST ANSWER THIS QUESTION!!

WHO DO YOU LIKE MORE ME OR ESTELLE !! :conspiracy

Suck 'n' Fuck Jan 14th, 2004 07:48 PM

Dear Jixby,

I have been posting on an Internet forum named "Fred." Fred and I have not been intimate for several years. He just laughs at me when I "attempt" to be "sexually agressive." We get along fine "outside" of the "bedroom." We "argue" once in a while, but it has never turned into a screaming match where I throw "plates" at Fred. The only problem is the lack of intimacy. How do I make "bedtime" fun again?

Studio8 Jan 15th, 2004 05:24 AM

Jixby, where is that penis?

Studio8 Jan 15th, 2004 05:24 AM

Jixby, thanks for answering my other question!

Matt Harty Jan 15th, 2004 11:06 AM

He's still quoting and answering all the other ones individually.

Studio8 Jan 15th, 2004 08:59 PM

I meant the question before the question I just asked. Sorry for all the confusion I have caused. I'm sorry.

Henshin Jan 15th, 2004 09:02 PM

why do people have more than 4000 posts?
is it because they have no lives?

thebiggameover Jan 15th, 2004 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Henshin
why do people have more than 4000 posts?

maybe because they post over 4000 times or something? :/

Henshin Jan 15th, 2004 09:06 PM

i dont mean it like that...

Jixby Phillips Jan 15th, 2004 09:13 PM

I am no longer taking questions.

Esuohlim Jan 15th, 2004 09:16 PM

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME OUT TO ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS, JIXBY. SEE YOU AROUND NEXT TIME.


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