Oh come on Jixby, I had a whopper of a question.

Since you are better than MEATMAN, I'll ask you.

What type of food tastes the best burnt?

I'd answer that, but it's not my thread.

Meat. :rolleyes

No Spam Allowed meatman!

And im talking about your sig :rolleyes

Meat is good, but I was thinking more along the lines of toast. Yes, with meat. Ha, ha, ha. :maul

I have decided to start taking questions again.

Will Marilyn666 marry me?

Why is Alfred E. Neuman your avatar?

jixby, jixby, wherefore art thou jixby?

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Dear Jixby Phillips.

What is the one film coming out in the year 2004 that you are most anxious to see?

Dear Mr. Jixby,

I was reading some rumors in various magazines and am wondering if you really are planning to tour again in '04?

I really don't know! Why would you ask me this!

It is from the film "Up the Academy," which was sponsered by Mad Magazine. They wanted to compete with National Lampoon's making Animal House. Then, at the last minute they realized that the movie was shit, and Mad Magazine ordered that their name be dropped from the film (the full title was originally to be "Mad Magazine presents Up the Academy"). Also, a few small bits involving a live-action Alfred E. Newman had to be cut. When it was released on VHS, somebody fucked up and put out the version with all the mad magazine stuff in it. I found it at my video store and put it on DVD. I made a screencap and made it my avatar. For fun I guess.

Last night I was looking through a book my mom got me years ago called "MAD about the movies" which has a bunch of MAD magazine movie parodies, and it even includes a parody of Up the Academy.

I'm at my computor! lol!

What is even coming out? The first thing that comes to my mind is that Anchorman movie with Will Ferrel. But everything I think is going to be great is shit.

what magazines what the heck, touring again? what am i a band or something? lol

WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE JIXBY? :D

Jixby, how big is your DVD collection?

Mr. Jixby, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Jixby, is it possibly to kill someone by fucking them to death?

Let's assume that STDs are not involved in any way.

I've used Pert Plus 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner since like the 4th grade.

445 discs (meaning counting individual disks per box set, etc). Jesus Christ. This doesn't include DVDs I've made.

How the heck would I know probably al lot :eek

wtf that's not a question

TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF

TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF

TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF

TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF

JIXBY WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE?

Do I have the option to ask you another question at a later time?

jixby will you go to the fall dance with me :) :)

Jixby, are you jealous that I'm going to go see Kevin Smith at UC Berkeley?

will i get any action this weekend??

jixby, is my signature appropriate commentary on the stadium sports fans of america?