I was going to draw you a picture asshole. FUCK U.

That was some damn good blackberry cobbler. Except, why they gotta make blackberries with seeds? :(

Maybe he was channeling a german ghost and you didn't let him finish the sentence. :(

Pub Lover made a bilingual funny.

Just don't ask me what other German words I know, because just like in bed, I'll come up short. :(

to punish you for trying to enjoy yourself :( NATURE IS CRUEL

I have a real date tonight.
With someone who isn't married, and he doesn't have a girlfriend either.
AREN'T YOU GUYS PROUD OF MEEEE?

SURE

I expected more encouragement.
:(

I'm proud of you Dix. :)

I'm also a suckup. :\

i'm just always jealous of daters so i tend to be less than enthusiastic :(

I SHOULDA KEPT MY ATTITUDE UP MY BUTT WHERE IT BELONGS

I's happy. I already told you so! 60 yr. old men are my weakness, too.

Got to sit next to a raving meth-head in the pharmacy as I was waiting for a refill. At least, I'm pretty sure he was a meth-head based on others I've seen. That was fun.

He was going up to everyone and babbling about how great massage chairs are.

how bad were his teeth

Didn't see his teeth but the smell rolling off him was not good.

Hey, this one is only 44! I haven't dated anyone older than 50 yet.

And Kitsa, those massage chairs can be pretty awesome even without meth.

:P

And they're wayyyyyyyyy better with meth. Trust me. ;)

Saw a lady at work today wider than she was tall, mullet, no teeth, pink cardigan, fake denim leggings, leg warmers instead of socks, and sandles.

Immediately thought of you Kitsa, and also my lack of camera.

why did you immediately think of me? :( I'm not that bad off yet.

I thought of you in that you would have liked to have seen her.

Ohhhh. Yes, that's true.

My mother said she saw someone today walking around with a giant 3XL sticker stuck to their butt.

I recently bought some new work trousers, khaki ones with large pockets and knee pads. You can get them in size 132, I am size 92.

Who, with a trouser size of 132, would be doing enough work to warrant work trousers?

Where is Finland lately?

Isnt he busy feeling up cadavers or something?

My mother has started pronouncing it like him. :/