THIS BRAWD'S A SQUARE

S'WHAT I SAY

PRETTY SURE MATTJACK AND I WOULD DRINK YOU ALL UNDER THE TABLE.

whater yer talkern ter me fer??

i will drink off anything under the table

Oh, I see.
American.

Pretty sure these red picks aint no match for the red (dog) dcks

SAM YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WAS IN A REDNECK TOWN FOR FOUR YEARS WHERE THE ONLY THING TO DO WAS DRINK, SMOKE, FUCK, HIT TACO BELL, OR GO BOWLING. WHAT IS YOUR DRINKING QUALIFICATION, BUB

Red Rocket

I have lived in that town for 26 years.

I've been watching way too much South PArk

OH SNAP DOG

DUDE I ESCAPED, YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME KNOW WE WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE STEVE MCQUEEN IN THE GREAT ESCAPE EXCEPT THERE'D BE TWO OF US AND WE'D MAKE IT OVER THE BARBED WIRE AND HIGH FIVE MIDAIR

BED BLOCK

BED BLCK

BLACK BLOCK

GOT THAT SHIT ON LOCK

:hypno

i'm gonna go jerk off before I die now, kk?

NITEY NIGHT

DYLAN, THAT IS GROSS.

Okay, elx does like to immediately break people's balls about drunk=can't hold liquor, but seriously that actually is the quickest progression of INTERNET DRUNK I've ever seen

FUCK YOU I-MOCKERY RULEBOTS, I CAN FUCKING RATE SAM IF I FUCKING WELL WANT TO

is this the thread where posts go

ONLY IF THEY'RE SUPER SWEET

SIXTEEN

LEGAL IN NEVADA!

YOU SICK FUCK