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ESUHOLIM: TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO COME ACROSS AS IRONICALLY ENTHUSIASTIC FOR THE PURPOSES OF ACTING LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WAS SOMETHING I WAS GOING TO UNVEIL TODAY, BUT I GUESS YOU BEAT ME TO IT! ;_;

10kvg: I think I prefer my spinach boiled and mushy, but there's no reason I couldn't have a bit of that as a side-dish

Esuohlim

Jan 5th, 2012 08:10 PM

IT WAS JUST VERY HARD FOR ME TO IGNORE YOUR ARROGANCE OVER YOUR "DISCOVERY" OF MAKING A SALAD WITHOUT LETTUCE. How can someone who has done every drug on the planet be so sheltered?

Guitar Woman

Jan 5th, 2012 08:18 PM

It was a joke, come on I thought this was ironyville

I mostly just wanted to talk about how much I fucking hate lettuce.

Esuohlim

Jan 5th, 2012 09:00 PM

Iceberg lettuce is awesome. Crispy and completely nutrition-free and flavorless. :fuckspeak

Sam	Jan 5th, 2012 09:59 PM

MAN, I JUST WANNA RUB MY DICK ON SOME LETTUCE NOW.

kahljorn

Jan 6th, 2012 12:44 AM

DID U TRY PUTTIN WEED IN IT

LOL THATS MY KINDA SALAD

Zhukov

Jan 6th, 2012 11:12 AM

OR HEROIN.

Guitar Woman

Jan 6th, 2012 01:14 PM

heroin tastes like earwax, I don't think it'd make a very good salad topping

Colonel Flagg

Jan 6th, 2012 02:30 PM

From lettuce to earwax in less than 20 posts.

RaNkeri

Jan 6th, 2012 05:26 PM

:rock

RaNkeri

Jan 6th, 2012 05:27 PM

Happy New Year you filthy animals :rolleyes

Esuohlim

Jan 6th, 2012 10:28 PM

:rolleyes

Babs	Jan 7th, 2012 12:56 AM

rubbed my dick on a dollar bill, got herpes

Sam	Jan 7th, 2012 01:17 AM

HEY RANKERI

HOW IS BEING A FAT DUTCH MORON WITH FROZEN PISS ON YOUR HANDS GOING?

ALSO KNOWN AS BEING A DOCTOR IN DUTCHLAND OR WHERE EVER.

Esuohlim

Jan 7th, 2012 01:34 AM

rankeri you fucker

Esuohlim

Jan 7th, 2012 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 570310)

A few years ago my buddy and I where going to go as the twin towers and then have two friends go as planes. The planes would come running around the corner and hit us.

POSTS LIKE THESE, JERKS.

IF I HAVE TO KEEP COMING BACK EVERY DAY TO SEE 15 NEW POSTS AND 11 ARE SPAM I'M GONNA PULL A WILLIE

Colonel Flagg

Jan 7th, 2012 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 753429)

:rock

:bestthread

RannyK, YOU DA MAN!

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jan 7th, 2012 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 570308)

Hey, I'm done work for the summer. You wanna do the Anne Frank strategy in Halo 3?

Moreso I want to know what the anne frank strategy is now.

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2012 03:10 PM

I'm pulling my Willie right now.

Babs	Jan 7th, 2012 03:25 PM

Took a spicy shit today, whipped my ass roughly, my immediate reaction.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jan 7th, 2012 04:49 PM

Serious Business.

Unrelated but I kinda want to get this now
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MASTERS-UNIV...item9758a175fc

Zomboid

Jan 7th, 2012 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 753461)

Moreso I want to know what the anne frank strategy is now.

When did I even post that? I am such a stupid drunkard--my memory is completely fucked. The Anne Frank strategy is hiding out on a higher level and waiting for people to burst in, then shotgunning them in the faces.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jan 7th, 2012 09:51 PM

:lol