Do you have a pic of your exes boobs?

The thing that I hate was that I broke up with a hot girl to be with her. She just seemed a lot more stable.



This is that girl. We did it in her parent's driveway at night, in a lake surrounded by people, in a public park, in the back of a pretty dead bar, and a ton of other places. The girl was a freak.

Yeah, I wouldn't worry if she was talking to other guys either.

yea you fucked up. you should've punched her in the face more

Is that the style there? Giant ship medallions?

Yeah, she stole that medallion from over my toilet. I got it back though, so don't worry. I can get small piss splashes on it once again.

Elx is 20?

Sorry to hear the bad news, Koko. Or is it not actually sad news? Am I sorry to hear this or not? I never saw you as a marriage type of guy though.

It's not sad news at all. It's sad that I didn't get my ex wife, but there are other future ex wives out there. What's sad is having to leave her brother's house and head back to mother's. Mother is big on Jesus, and likes to push religion on everyone around her.

I'd like to push my god on your moms titties.

I didn't know you had such love for the elderly, Tadao. I'll introduce you to mother if you like. I think you'd make a good pop pop.

What year was this taken in? I haven't seen that color yellow in a long time.

It was taken 3 months ago, but I have the first version of the iphone. It doesn't have any kind of auto anything. It's a slow piece of shit, but it was free.

I don't wanna marry her geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

SUP FAGS?

Sup ******

I would have given her the bat signal

how come her vagina is slanted

So I downloaded the Lost Boys Rifftrax and totally forgot that I lived in Santa Cruz for a few years. :eek

STAB SANTA CRUZ

So many drug adventures :eek

If you want stabbings and sharp edged mutilation. You want Eureka.

Ok, revisited Stab SC. Turns out the do the whole county. that includes Watsonville. It's a giant Tijuana there.

I just made some beef ribs and ate one whole rib before I realized the shit was raw inside. That'll teach me to mindlessly eat while watching shows on the computer.

does being engaged really mean that much nowadays? it seems so casual and super easy to call on and off

Does being married mean that much either, haha. RELIGION AND TRADITION, rolleyes