Bob Dole Answers All
 

Bob Dole has arrived at I-Mockery.net, ready to answer all your questions. Ask Bob Dole anything. Bob Dole knows the answer. Bob Dole knows ALL. Bob Dole cannot be stumped!

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Bob Dole is amused. Bob Dole is LoL!

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Better put this character back in 1996, where it belongs.

Bob Dole would belong back in 1996 if Bob Dole were still running for president.

But it's 2003 now, Bob Dole has a new role: Viagra pitchman. Bob Dole is back in the spotlight baby.

New role? Maybe in 96

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Who the hell is Bob Dole?

A yankee-doodle slot machine, aka american one armed bandit.

Bob Dole was fantastic topical humour as recently as two years ago!!! Way to go, New Character!!! Boy, can you believe that whole Hangin' Chad thing?!? They're makin' Pepsi BLUE!!! Well, at least I've got stock in Enron!

bob dole, how do you live with that tipper woman? i mean, her name alone could drive one insane. "TIPPER, WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZIPPER. OR I'LL HAVE TO FEED YOU TO THE CHIPPER."

Bob Dole thinks you're thinking of Al Gore. Bob Dole would never be caught dead with Tipper Gore.

And let Bob Dole address a little criticism. If you're making fun of Bob Dole for being an old character, Bob Dole must ask why is Soda Popinski, a character from the 80's, a prominent feature on I-Mockery.com?

Bob Dole must go sleep now

Bob Dole's humor is IMMENSE

Soda Popinski is long enough ago to be funny for that very reason. Bob Dole has not been out of the limelight long enough to be ironic. Plus, Bob Dole is an actual person and your just ripping off someone elses joke style. If you changed your named to The Bob Dole Joke from Conan Obrien, you'd have a better shot.

O, also whoever writes Soda Popinski is funny.

Soda Popinski is so ghetto and 20 minutes ago.

Chubby Cherub is the new shizzy

GIVE A HOOT, DON'T POLLUTE, OR THIS OWL IS GOING TO CUT YOU NEW FUCKIN' BLOW HOLE!

oh. are you the fat old racist from north carolina, then?