thanks you guys...
 

I finally met a girl, and she likes me back. She likes everything I like, and is very pretty.

Thanks for all your en, and discouragement and your half assed advice. It worked.
Thanks!
:)

:imock

I give it one week.

Marry her NOW.

DOES SHE LIVE IN BURROVILLE IS HER NAME ELISE?? :O

nope... and its Burrillville.

6 Days until you break up! :)

shut up! I have never had a 1 week relationship, and plan to continue.

5 DAYS :lol

I say she breaks up with you when you drop your pants for her for the first time

*posted twice by mistake*

50 First Dates.

I bet the girl is chunky like drewbarrymore too you twerp.

4 DAYZ LETF TO MARY HER U LOZER

you better hope she doesn't WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON!!!

Yeah, hilarious Unseen.

By the way, who is SMN? I don't remember giving any of my priceless advice to anyone named SMN.

4 MORE DAYS TILL YOUR ALL ALONE :(

:fu 2 steps

1. Sit
2. Rotate

3 1/2 days! HUG HER WHILE YOU STILL CAN :<

While I wasn't around to give you any advice, I wish you all the luck in the world, man. :) Love is pretty cool when it happens. Sex is even better in case "love" doesn't happen. And when you can't have one, the other will suffice just snappin dandy. :)

Tara

Even when you have freaky sex with a black prositute?

Freaky sex is the best sex. Most of the time. Color isn't an issue with me. As long as they have two legs (in some cases that's optional) and a hard dick, I'm a happy camper. :)

Tara

The best sex starts with the words

"One, Two, Three, Your Pinned Chump"

no...the best sex starts with

"should we use the handcuffs or the sex lotion...your right...both"

No, the best sex starts with 'If you insist, your Majesty'.

3 MORE DAYS