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Darryl Feb 23rd, 2003 03:03 PM

Carnivore
 
Hey, I saw you this afternoon; I even called your name.
It looked like you heard me but didn't want to turn and look, which is ok. :eek
Did you know it was me? Or did you hear me?

Mockery Feb 23rd, 2003 03:06 PM

He's just a prick. He's thinks he's all high 'n mighty, having people's lives in his hands and then letting them die by "accident".


AChimp Feb 23rd, 2003 03:26 PM

You should have yelled "FREE MEAT!" :(

Black Flag Feb 23rd, 2003 03:35 PM

Or "OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT SCOTT STAPP?!?!?!"

Mockery Feb 23rd, 2003 04:11 PM

:lol

Malevolent Feb 24th, 2003 08:54 AM

I would certainly have said hi if I knew it was you. Where did you see me?

Darryl Feb 24th, 2003 09:10 AM

It was on the third floor of Penacook Place, and you and your coworker were transporting a resident.

mburbank Feb 24th, 2003 09:16 AM

That was no resident, that was my wife!

Les Waste Feb 24th, 2003 10:58 AM

I'm sure it wasn't the first time she's been "transported." :rolleyes

mburbank Feb 24th, 2003 11:32 AM

FUCKIN' STAR TREK DORK!

AChimp Feb 24th, 2003 04:10 PM

Well, we know what Carni was doing there, but what were YOU doing, edorian? >:

Les Waste Feb 24th, 2003 04:28 PM

That shows how much you know, I don't even like Star Trek :rolleyes

Why don't you try not typing in all caps, why don't you push the caps lock button to turn it off, do you know where it is it's under the tab key :rolleyes

LOL I am so funny :)

slavemason Feb 24th, 2003 04:30 PM

It's also left of A, as in SOUP.

Carnivore Feb 24th, 2003 04:37 PM

Well I'll be damned. It was definitely me, but I didn't hear you :/

BTW, has a mutual friend of ours on this board made his identity known to you?

Anonymous Feb 24th, 2003 05:53 PM

I think everyone knows Sketch is really Xandor. :rolleyes

Carnivore Feb 24th, 2003 09:26 PM

Actually, I was talking about a certain professor who hasn't been heard from in several days.

Anonymous Feb 24th, 2003 09:27 PM

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO PROFESSOR X? :eek

sadie Feb 24th, 2003 10:24 PM

SEEING CARNIVORE IRL WOULD CAUSE MASSIVE PALPITATIONS AND SHIT. :shallow

FS Feb 25th, 2003 06:51 AM

IT WOULD CAUSE SEVERE CASES OF SWOONINESS AND A TOUCH OF DREAMBOATISITY. :love

Darryl Feb 25th, 2003 09:04 AM

Aye, the good professor and I have been conversing.
And, I *have* been waiting for his reply. >:

Oh, and Chimp, I was working. :(

Carnivore Feb 25th, 2003 09:24 AM

It is very rarely that an ambulance from Lowell gets sent to help up in Haverhill, although it has become more frequent recently :/ If ever you see me up there again, don't let me get away without saying hi!

Ahhh... the good professor. Have you spoken to him recently offline?

Professor Poddar Feb 25th, 2003 09:32 AM

Darryl and Carnivore
 
Good morning, gentlemen... I think it's morning-- I have the urge to make fried eggs, baked beans, and toast.
Darryl, check your darktheophany mail- I didn't want to send more private messages here because that fucking Soup Saboteur might wreak more havoc. E-mail is safer! :)
Jeff, I talked to Jamie, and he seemed mildly enthused about posting here. Don't count on it, of course.
I want you both to know that the British lass in "The Mummy Returns" makes an otherwise unbearable movie quite bearable.

Red fucking alert-- I saw the original Ro Poddar yesterday, navigating his blasted mini-van through the streets of downtown Andover. He always looks content, doesn't he? I would be very content myself if I'd not worked in 6 years. :)

mburbank Feb 25th, 2003 09:47 AM

I thought I saw Crazy on the 455 bus (which goes by Salem Sate) but wasn't sure and was afraid if I said "Say, aren't you Crazy Biter" and she wasn't it would have been bad.

The Star Trek thing was because you were talking about Transport, which I deliberately missunderstood to be a reference to the Trasporter Beam on Star Trek. I was quit sure that wasn't what you mean, which is why I thought it would be amusing to scream at you about it, hence the use of the 'caps lock key'. Thus the inner workings of my brain are laid bare. In the meantime

I DON'T APPRECIATTE YOUR MYSOGINSIT BULLSHIT, SO FUCK OFF YOU IGNORANT BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CONVENTION ATTENDING WHORE!

Les Waste Feb 25th, 2003 10:01 AM

Yeah but the person was being transported by EMTs. I think the person who reads "transports" and thinks of Star Trek is the Star Trek dork here, Max. :rolleyes

Max will you please autograph my cock? :(

FS Feb 25th, 2003 10:12 AM

YOU CAN'T BOTH GO THROUGH THE DOOR TO THE CLUE BUS AT THE SAME TIME, GENTLEMEN.


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