Burbank: The Master of Language
 

1) "Tool ta-tool tool tool."

Burbank, I've come the conclusion that the reason you pick on Vince so much is due to the parallels between the two of you. When the pressure starts cooking, it all comes down the same fiber: when Vince makes a reference to his penis size and your mother, you refer to tools. There is distinguishable difference between from your politics and boiling point - but once the latter is hit, there is no stopping the steam. This frustrates you, for you despise Vince. Why? Because, as I said before, he is so much like you. And when you look for a similar mind, finding Vince would make anyone angry.

Thank you, and good night.

So...what's your point?

i've come to the conclusion that you're a dim bulb.

This is supposed to humorous. At least, as humorous to me as making fun of Vinth is to Burbank.

2) "OAO, seriously, you know you're a tool, right?"

3) "ANYONE who says that is a tool, and a fifteen year old who says it is a spectacular tool."

Really, Burb, keep your phallic fixation to yourself. At least when I talk about my penis, it is for educational purposes.

4) "Seriously, it's not your opinions that make you a jerk, it's you, it's the whole package, and it seems to delight you." (emphasis added)

Come on, Burb... even when you aren't thinking consciously aware of it, the penis on your mind. Are you really a closet homosexual? The similiarities between you and Vinth are truly overwhelming...

You must spend all your time thinking about this, huh?

OAO, do yourself and everyone else a favor and go outside.

...and play on a busy highway.

with super-fast steam rollers on it. With spikes. >:

OAO: Burbank: The Master of Language

"When the pressure starts cooking, it all comes down the same fiber"

Thank you, and good night.

Get your mind out of the gutter. A Tool is a simple device that gets used. A wrench, a Hammer, a gullible moron, you. I don't loathe Vinth, I think he's wonderful. You, not so much.

Re: Burbank: The Master of Language
 

"You vant to haf sex vit you mutter. Zis is vhat you vahnt, ya?" :freud

Get over it. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Well, Jeanette, you know what they say, when the 'pressure' starts 'cooking' it all comes down to the same 'fiber'.

Re: Burbank: The Master of Language
 

Yeah, and sometimes it's a BIG BROWN DICK.

Your avatar was made for that post.

:lol Indeed.

Whenever I think of OAO, I think of a fat, ugly, friendless boy groaning in erotic pleasure as he rubs his temples while using sentences like "Ronald Reagan subconjugated the national debt in triplicate, per se." and "According to Frederich Ikrach, the humanity of oneself is subjective and dependent upon our thoughts and desires, therefore the supernatural exists in ways our extremely limited senses cannot perciebve, in any manner greater than we are used to in order to experience the universe's existence."

so he's failed as a philosopher, now he's a comedian.....what's next, personal trainer?

Halfway through any of OAO's posts, I just start hearing the voices of Charlie Brown's parents.

Thats weird, I hear a voice saying 'Find him and kill him'.

Well, see, now, that's just what happens when the pressure gets cooking. You get down to the fiber.

Thats deep, man. Whose is it? Aristotle? Locke? Hume? Fat Albert?

Julia Child, I think. Something to do with Celery.

Apparently Burbank doesn't see the irony in the metaphor. But that's okay.

I doubt any of you would be able to kill me, because once you met me, you would realize I'm nothing like I am on this board. And I'm not ugly.

I think that the "tool" form of address is an efficient management tool in respect to the chosen subjects ... kind of like idiot Ridlin. The End.

Oh, instead of being a know-nothing jack-off, you're a know-thing jerk-off?