Watch me brag about my new apartment!
 

Beutiful, second floor, right on the water with use of a boat slip. It's a big studio with my own kitchen but I share a bath with a strager. All I have do do now is trade in my dirtbike for a boat and I can be that Supercool guy who shows up at a marina bar at the dock, not the parking lot (chicks dig Supercool guys). I wonder how long I can go without actually meeting the person I share a bathroom with?

*cough* photos *cough*

:posh

I was just thinking how great it would have been if I had a camera when I went to see it, but I wont be moving in until their done re-sheekrocking and painting it and all that stuff. Probably about one to two weeks.

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There's a bomb on the boat.

The bomb has been diffused, seals win.

Ah.

So what is the cost of the place?

Why do you have to share a bathroom?

It's $560 a month, and theres only one bathroom one the floor, so unless I wan't to piss out the window I have to share the bathroom.

Hey for something that good, I wouldn't mind to share a bathroom. I just hope they have those toliet seat sheets. :/

Can't guys piss on just about anything without a problem?

I thought this was going to be another Carnivore thread.

Wow, never seen that emoticon before. Quite handy, as I pull that face several times a day...a bit less green and rotund when I do it though.

Nevermind, aparently my credit rating is not satisfactory to rent a studio apartment. This just pisses me off since I live in a wealthy area. There are more wealthy people here who can easily afford the average $1500 rent that passes for moderacy around here than there are poor people. What kind of person did she expect to get after advertising an apartment for 1/3 the price of other apartments? And another thing that pisses me off is that I later spent about $190 for a subscription to Easyrent.com (pretty good listing though) to get the phone number for another apartment on the same lake only to find out it was the same phone number as the landord who turned me away.
Now I'm left with the choice of either
A) Living in what could only be described as "a crackhouse with a floor so crooked it induces vertigo and the roaches are so big they might steal your car"

B) A house share in a nice place but my roomate would be an anal retentive middle aged jewish lawyer who washes his hands 30 times a day.

C) move to my family vacation home in upstate New York which would cause conflict with the vacationers that we rent to during ski saeason who pretty much cover all the bills for the house for the whole year. Theres also the problem of finding a job in the most economicaly bullshit areas of the country.

I leave it upon you, fellow internet user who has a hard enough time making your own decisions, to influence mine.

PS Shut up metamn I refuse to spellcheck since you all get the gist of it.

I'd go with the jew. You'd be the original odd couple! :(

You could room with a gay guy. Seriously. They'll make you look all sensitive and shit when you have girls over and you don't have to worry about him fucking your girl, and they clean up after themselves.

Seriously.

THE JEW THE ITALIAN AND THE REDHEAD GAY
WE ALL LIVE TOGETHER ON AVENUE A
WE ALL SEE THE WORLD IN OUR OWN WAY
THE JEW THE ITALIAN AND THE RED HEAD GAYYYY

-willie

this is like the time me and niles had to share a cabit with two beautiful women, let's just say i only got some heavy petting, and that was from Eddie, drat.