my room smells wierd
 

like corn

You know what can cause that smell? Corn.

If there's any corn in your room, throw it out, or seall it up in some kind of air tight container.

Did you check under the bed? 8-)

you know, it could be that you are turning into corn, that might explain why you keep smelling it. take a look in the mirror to make sure.[/quote]

pour hot sauce all over the place. hot sauce + corn = yummy.

Usually when my room smells bad, it means one of two things, A. I farted and the smell sunk into the carpet and was released at a later time or B. that I left dirty nasty fuus ridden socks under my bed. So check for dirty socks and if not then you farted and it sunk in and was later released.

maybe you had a fantasy that you had a girl in your bed but it was really corn.

Maybe you had a fantasy you had a corn in your bed but it was really your dad and another guy using corn in ways other than eating.


Or better yet

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Are you a bed wetter?

Perhaps it's PEAS you smell.