So I'm Walking Down The Street...
 

and i see a little boy. and i grab him and take him into my van. and tie him up with robes. then i take him home and put him in my basement. when im touching him it feals so goodl. then i pull off his pants (they're small). i start touching on his fete then legs then up to his thighs and sniffing his pubis. taste so good on my tongue oh yes but he is screaming. i tell him to shut up but he wont. i put my hand over his mouth but he tries to bite me and this macks me so angry. then im grabbing his tuchu hard to make him shut but he keeps sqeualing and im yelling and im scared mom wil wake up so i punch him and everything is quiet.

THAT IS HORRIFYING JIXBY WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU TODAY :(

I THINK WE NEED TO BAN JIXBY RIGHT NOW WE CANT HAVE THESE SICK KIND OF PEOPLE HERE >:
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http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=934&start=200

HMM WHY WOULD JIXBY ATTACK HIMSELF HERE?

WOW HE IS JUST DOING THIS EVERYWHERE, MAYBE IT'S A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN I THOUGHT :(

YOU ARE RIGHT MAYBE WE SHOULD SUPPORT JIXBY WITH HIS NEW SELF ESTEEM PROBLEMS>
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WHAT WOULD OLD PEOPLE DO?

TAKE A NAP :) :)

PLAY CARDS :) :)

HAVE A POOPY :) :)

WRITE A CARD :) :)

OPEN SOME CANS TO SHARE :) :)

WRAP SOME GIFTS WITH A FRIEND :) :)

I DONT SEE JIXBY ON THERE, MAYBE WE CAN IMPROVISE

I was going to suggest pushing him down some stairs, but the opening of some cans to share sounds even better. Maybe that would work in Israel as well.
On a serious note, fuck you Jixby. You make me want to believe in hell.

lol guys thats not the real jixby! u can see he has Is for Ls

stupids

WHOOPS LOL HE SURE FOOLED US :lol

GOOD ONE JIXBY PHIIIIPS :)

The only people who thought that was the Real Jixby are Jixby Characters.

Whoever did that, though, should concider the fact the wrote that piece with the sort of detail one generally finds in a subject matter they've spent a great deal of time thinking about and cleaning up afterwards. Go away, bad fake character.

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN JIXBY PHIIIIPS WAS NO LONGER MISTER MOCKERYS FRIEND

I'm king of all detectives

Since I am no Detective, you are not my king. Go fly a kite.

pretty sick man...jixby should use more careful of words.

i'd do my clue bus bit for you right about now, but i'm afraid that you wouldn't even get that. :(

I'M DRIVING THE CLUE BUS!!! :)

HONK HONK!!

IF YOU ARE DRIVING THE CLUE BUS, WHO IS DRIVING THE GET IT SUV? :eek

So should you, dumbass.
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I WAS JIXBY PHIIIIPS THE WHOLE TIME :lol

THIS IS FOR JIXBY A GOOD JOKE TELLER

http://community.middlebury.edu/~lynch/joke.html

GOOD WORK

THAT JOKE MADE ME LAUGH, THEN I CRIED :(
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I'M GLAD WE COULD SEE HIM LAUGH ONE LAST TIME :(

THAT WAS GORGEOUS BUT I LIKE THIS PAGE BETTER:

http://community.middlebury.edu/~lynch/twins.html

I ALWAYS WODNERED WHAT THE FUTURE ROWDY TWINS LOOOKED LIKE :lol

:lol GUESS WHO JUST GOT PUT IN MY FAVORITES FOLDER

:(