Ayn Rand Dating Service
 

If people even began to approach or strove for Objectivist ideals, they wouldn't feel the need for a dating site. Losers.

EDIT: Nor, for that matter, would they be interested in seeking out a community like this for any other reason.

Okay...

Personally, I think it would be fun if I dated a Marxist.

Personally, I think you dating approaches physical impossability,

since hookers, escorts and cousins don't count as dates.

You all say that, but have never seen a picture of me in your life.

Mocking is one thing. Mocking without any factual basis is another.

Oh, and who made you Dr Drew? So judgemental.

OAO do you have a secret magical cloak that completely hides your personality?

Aha!

I knew you were a sub, you prissy little faggot!

Objectivist dating? How many men here would be comfortable courting a girl who has a bigger dick than you?

More of her to love.

What exactly do you mean by "sub"?

I like to call it my Cloak of Charisma +5.

NERD

I was under the impression that an intimate relationship, according to The Fountainhead, is best initiated by a rape.

I envy your reading comprehension skills.

Objectivist = Rapist

I'd like to see to existentialists have sex. "I am happy! I am happy! I AM HAPPY!! Now I am completely indifferent :I"

Eh, I think it'd be more like guilt sex. "My life sucks, so I'm going to fuck as many people as I can, up the arse, because that kinky shit makes me feel marginally better, at least for an hour or two."

I like how it automatically has "I have (no independent kids), I (don't smoke), and I (am a light drinker)" selected at the bottom.

Sub as in submissive. It's common knowledge that Marxist females are sexually dominant. ;)

I'll have to try that next time.

"No, your honor, it was actually an objectivist relationship."

Nice one, Blanco Nino.

Two dominants = kinky sex.

And I'd enjoy making fun of Marx's labor theory of value.

Another foray into things you've only read about.


"I like to call it my Cloak of Charisma +5."

I think you're going to need + 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000.