Ask me questions!
 

I probably know less than I think, but ask me anything. Games, cars, women (maybe not that last one, but I'll try!), whatever.

Serious questions only, please.

WHURS MA WAITRESS?

did you spill mah feckin pint?

Does the Alamo have a basement?

Why do you suck so much? >:

My friend was mean to me, what should I do? :(

shit in their eyes

I really wanted to see Meatmans view on the subject. :(

he wants you to SHIT IN THEIR EYES

MEEEEEAAAAAT!

Firstly, Dole, your waitress is standing directly behind you;

glowbelly, we did spill your pint, we are getting you a new one, free of charge;

phnompehn, the Alamo does not have a basement;

Matt, it depends on what your friend did;

Dole, he didn't ask you;

and ArtificialBrandon, that isn't in the form of a question.

Meatman,

what the fuck makes your unfunny ass think (yes i just said your ass thinks and guess what its probably true and your head doesn't think it just stinks [like your ass is supposed to]) that you can rip off my thread?

Jixby calm down let someone else have a turn its only fair


MeatMan. After just three sessions my shrink moved to mexico why did this happen and does it make me a bad person?

Meatman, what is the voltage required to forward bias a germanium diode?

BUT JIXBY IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE HAVE ALOT OF SERIOUS QUESTIONS TO ASK AND MEATMAN IS JUST THE GUY TO ANSWER THEM :(

Hey Meatman, can you make another top-notch topic for us?

Hey Dr. Boogie can you lock this awesome thread? I don't want it to get TOO awesome :(

In response:

Jixby, I did not check to see if there was another questions thread;

ArrowX, it would help if you told me what happened in the shrink's office;

Pee Wee, approximately 12.7 volts is required;

Esuohlim, I'm surprised you of all people want me to make another thread;

El Mariachi, I'm the one who's answering questions.

are you mad at bush for not letting you mary your boyfriend??

Does it bother you that no-one worth talking to likes you on this forum?

o meatman, what do you think of dizzee rascal?

chojin - this thread is a community work in PROGRESS >:

I told my shrink about the dreams that involve lawn gnomes fire and infants....i don't like going into detail or then u might move away too

I answer as follows:

TBGO, I'm not even going to answer that;

Chojin, no, it does not bother me in the slightest;

Rez, I have no idea who Dizzee Rascal is;

ArrowX, you don't have to tell everything, either to me or your shrink. It may have been better to not have mentioned that.

I have a question:
I'm going to track you down and abduct you. Then we will play "the train bridge game" (with a gun to your head).

That isn't a question. And you couldn't get in the house anyway. To find out what I mean, just try crawling in through the window after dark.

meatman what is gamera made of :lol

-willie

Meatman, do you have a meat fetish?

executioneer, I'm going to guess that gamera is made of crap;

Sajuuk, I just enjoy eating meat.

Come on, I'm looking for serious questions here. This was supposed to be an advice thread of sorts.

Some germans are after me for ransom money I don't have, someone peed on my rug, and now my car has been stolen. What should I do?

Drink old milk and eat stale pussy. That'll at least keep the Germans away......

Burn the rug and file a report on the car.

such language.... >:

Eating cows feels nasty. I only eat fish

questoins and suggestions for meatman forum

-willie

You guys have utterly ruined this thread!

I'm only going to answer serious questions, such as someone looking for gaming advice.

Not even close.

Meatman, what is in spam? Did Jesus eat spam?

Ok. I have a request for gaming advice.

Any tips on getting over the second skinny bridge (the one with the hump) in the 7th expert mode level of Super Monkey Ball Jr.? I think I only managed to get over it about 3 times and I'm sure that was entirely by accident because I haven't managed it since.

Would you please stop answering questions so this thread dies the horrible death it deserves?

STDMX, it's called CHECK THE LABEL;

Mike, I've never played Super Monkey Ball 2, nor have I even heard of it;

Carnivore, no, I will not.

I seriously want to know: what is the onomatopoeia for whistling? And not whistling from a whistle, from your mouth. How would that noise be written out?

I'LL TAKE THIS ONE :picklehat

"FWEE" >:

Meatman why are people asking questions in your thread instead of mine and Jixbys. Your obviously a fag and nobody likes so i'm confused can you help me?

I use *pfui pfuuuiiii*
But this is in french.

Meatman, what do you like better. CD's or 8-Tracks?

Matt, I can't help you, but eventually this thread will die, like most of the others;

Trigger, I prefer CD's.

WELL THEN SEE DEEZ NUTS ALL UP IN YOUR FACE >:

OMGLOLROFLMAO I CANT BELIVE YOU FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!11!1!!!11



but seriously, would you say that the post Revolutionary war economy of the devoloping US was stronger (in retrospect of course) that the economy of any of the devoloping nations today?