I am your new leader. join me I like you i won't kill you
 

I am a religous leader. Follow my teachings please. I am a cultural personality. stop wasting your time and join me. I will not harm you I will not kill you I will not like you.
Join my ship and recieve a free TV with proof of purchase i have heartburnr. help me help you help god . I must cleanse you with my holy seman.

shut the fuck up

Stop ruining good threads. >:

This isn't a good thread.

Hi your name is mesobe, I will put you on my mailing list. You will recieve free offers and discount savings on perscriptions from Mexico while under control of my church. I love you, God loves you, and I will not harm you.

Count me in, Robot!

dont buy it. he will make you drink poison

YOU SUCK, EVIL ROBOT!

No, there is no poison. I will not ask you to drink poison. I will ask that you send me your 401k (canadians just send me all your money since it's worthless anyway). "Church of the Tax Shelter" will also require power of attorney and a physical examanation will be performed by me, the Minister of Physicians of the church.

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[center:32179bd03e]I AM YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR.[/center:32179bd03e]
[center:32179bd03e](That means I will save you money with BIG SAVINGS!)[/center:32179bd03e]

John Candy's face :/ JP

Can followers earn frequent believer miles towards a place in the higher spiritual plane?

No, but there will be plenty of year end cash back bonuses.

Tell them you have a bomb...
:)

Im planning your assination, Evil Robot

Evil Robot, there is no god. You know why? I just killed him.

:die

wow. i wish i was as funny as meatman. damn...
:(

Can I plan the assassination?

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Evil Robot, I am always ready to serve the cause, but in return for my services I ask only two things, one that I have a heart shaped candy box filled with semtex and sarrin gas with a velcro backing so it makes it easy to strap to my chest.

And the second thing I wish for is the skin of Martha Stewart filled with candy and diamonds so I can have a fun filled Cinco De Mayo.

I opted for the George Bush pinyata (sp?) myself.

There will be no explosives distributed by the church. Thats not what "Church of the Tax Shelter" focuses on. You will, however, have plenty of money left over after you SAVE BIG MONEY SAVINGS AT LOW LOW PRICES to purchase many explosives. We offer discounts on everything from Blue Cross medical insurance to coupons that can be used to buy oranges from street vendors.

May I purchase large quantities of marijuana from the tax shelter church?

Based upon the current interested members, I don't think I would want to join this under-selective community.

elitists. :rolleyes

Ironic misspelling

No, it wasn't a mispelling. He was simply declairing his decision to explore his backside.

OOPS