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The One and Only... Feb 26th, 2004 05:58 PM

A flash of anger is a bad sign, right?
 
You guys remember that girl I was telling you about? Well, I thought we had something going on... I think she had noticed me looking at her a few times, and I had caught her doing the same thing...

After today, though, I'm not so sure.

She walked right by me and gave me something of a dirty, angry look.

The thing is, I don't know what could have made her angry at me... I didn't say anything to or about her...

Did I just misinterpret it, or what?

pjalne Feb 26th, 2004 06:02 PM

Girls don't like it when you talk about your penis size all the time.

kellychaos Feb 26th, 2004 06:06 PM

How could you "think" you got something going on?! Why don't you try doing something novel like talking to her?

The One and Only... Feb 26th, 2004 06:11 PM

Sorry. I have an extreme rejection complex.

I force everyone to make the first move... and in this case, the second.

Perndog Feb 26th, 2004 07:05 PM

You don't need to dress stuff up in psychology. Just say "I'm weak-willed and insecure" and everyone will understand.

Matt Harty Feb 26th, 2004 07:14 PM

Re: A flash of anger is a bad sign, right?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I think she had noticed me looking at her a few times, and I had caught her doing the same thing...

Yeah, she noticed you staring at her. So those times you "caught her doing the same thing," she was looking to see if you were gawking at her.

Probabaly freaked her out.

FartinMowler Feb 26th, 2004 07:16 PM

I swear that you every guy that comes in this section and say's that he has a "rejection complex" should go take a fucking leap of a bridge :( grab some balls and stop whining...I am the most average joe shmo and I have had many girl friends and now a pretty wife and it wasn't from being a closet homo that was to shy to say hello to a girl :/ get a life shmuck...

Esuohlim Feb 26th, 2004 07:42 PM

YES, BUT YOU GOT RETARDED CHILDREN IN THE DEAL :(

feelevil Feb 26th, 2004 07:43 PM

OAO's dick runz deep soooooo deep it putz tha bitchez ass 2 sleep

:nutinbutluv

L:JAKL:JLFKSDKL:;;;;;;;;;;;;

FartinMowler Feb 26th, 2004 08:31 PM

Emmoulis pick up line

"YES, BUT YOU WILL GET RETARDED CHILDREN IN THE DEAL" >:

The One and Only... Feb 26th, 2004 08:43 PM

More like the New Deal.

Quote:

You don't need to dress stuff up in psychology. Just say "I'm weak-willed and insecure" and everyone will understand.
Weak-willed? No. Insecure? Quite possibly.

Quote:

Yeah, she noticed you staring at her. So those times you "caught her doing the same thing," she was looking to see if you were gawking at her.
I doubt that. Every boy gawks at her. Hell, compared to most of the guys, I'm mild mannered: after all, I don't talk to her.

Combine that with the fact that she used to have a crush on me, and a few other minor details that I don't want to bore you with, you may have half of the equation - but I doubt you have all of it.

All that, and if my memory does not fail me, I think she started looking at me first.

FartinMowler Feb 26th, 2004 08:57 PM

Quote:

at I don't want to bore you with
Too late >:

sadie Feb 27th, 2004 02:32 AM

if you're anything like your online persona, you really shouldn't be surprised by an angry response.

FartinMowler Feb 27th, 2004 09:44 AM

He obviously has no sense of humour.

Supafly345 Feb 27th, 2004 10:24 AM

I am wondering what possible advice there could be for a person with a failing relationship of "exchanging glances."

And here is a little tid-bit: girls only make the first move if they are pathetically desperate. At least not in the traditional sense. If you are on a speaking baisis they would make "the move" in descrete hints during conversations like mentioning her interest in your thoughts about her, or asking about your relationship with other girls. But you really have no hope at anything if you don't even speak to her.

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2004 11:02 AM

SHE'S PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW, WISHING TO HAVE A LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT YOUR PENIS. SHE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU TWO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN TO HAVE A STARING CONTEST. I BET SHE RUNS IT IN HER MIND ALL THE TIME ON HOW SHE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU. SHE CANT GET OVER YOU OAO. JUST WAIT IT OUT AND SHE'LL COME AND ASK YOU OUT THATS WHAT ALL GIRLS DO.

kellychaos Feb 27th, 2004 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
All that, and if my memory does not fail me, I think she started looking at me first.

Intent is everything. P.T. Barnum made a living out of charging people to enter the tent and stare at the freaks.

Re: Your Rejection Complex. Keep avoiding talking to her and I can guarantee that you'll be rejected 100% of the time rather than the usual 50% of the time. :DroppingKnowledge

Rez Feb 27th, 2004 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Sorry. I have an extreme rejection complex.
.

oh-ho really :lol

The One and Only... Feb 27th, 2004 05:08 PM

Meh. She has a boyfriend now anyways. But from what I can tell, she always has a boyfriend.

I think I was just reading into it too much.

I mean, honestly, how can I expect a girl who I more or less gave the shoulder a few years back to remain interested in me?

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2004 05:13 PM

Stop making it sound like she was interested in you at all. (ever)

That's the problem with your way of doing things, you let it get to you, and she probably never thought about it.

The One and Only... Feb 27th, 2004 05:49 PM

I think I can say with certainty that she was interested in me.

When a girl practically begs you to dance with her all the time, she's interested in you.

When a girl gets excited because you are her escort for some stupid dance thing, and tells her friend that "He's all mine," she's interested in you.

When a girl sits there and says that you're hot, she's interested in you.

And after a whole year, without any contact, her friends tell you that she has liked you ever since she met you (but was avoiding contact largely because it would make her boyfriend jealous, and she didn't know about how I felt), she's interested in you.

I sit back, and think about what the possibilities could have been if only I had the courage to act. And now that the table's have turned, I'm beginning to understand how frustrated she must have been when I avoided her.

All I can say is that I was an idiot, a complete fool who lost his chance because he still had leftover feelings for a girl which had never been attracted to him. And I simply refuse to believe that I missed the opportunity.

FartinMowler Feb 27th, 2004 05:56 PM

Quote:

And I simply refuse to believe that I missed the opportunity
So does that mean your going to keep talking about what a looser you are?

The One and Only... Feb 27th, 2004 05:59 PM

Yes.

And I'm going to write an Emo song about it, too. :(

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2004 06:00 PM

Your confused...

All popular girls tell boys that they like them. I talk to ugly girls until they like me and then I treat them like shit and make them cry. Her friends were probably fucking with you.

And there's a difference between not talking to a girl because your afraid and avoiding them. What kind of pansy are you?

Move on. Start talking to girls who you know haven't been in many (if any) relationships. Then your chances of them also being nervous about it are higher. People who have already been in a relationship will expect more from you.

Once you've gained expierience (by then the girl your talking about will be begging for you) you can move on to pretty girls and show off your huge penis.

The One and Only... Feb 27th, 2004 06:10 PM

I'm sure you're qualified to give advice. :rolleyes

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2004 06:17 PM

Yeah just listen to it instead of being offended by it. Maybe you can make something out of your sorry excuse for a social life.

The One and Only... Feb 27th, 2004 06:21 PM

Oh, I could make something out of my social life if I really wanted to.

Step 1: Say something to her.

Everything else would fall in place.

I just need to get over my anxiety attacks. Yes, I call them attacks. Sometimes, if I'm thinking romantic thoughts, I sneeze. And my hands get all sweaty. Get past that, and it's an open road.

Mr. Vagiclean Feb 27th, 2004 06:23 PM

JUST WHIP OUT THAT GODDAMN SCHLONG, SHE WILL BE DOWN ON HER KNEES :ROLLSEYESSOMUCHTHEYFALLOUT

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2004 06:25 PM

Your little problems don't have shit on Anxiety Attacks. :(

Anyways, I thought she was over you. You went from looking at this girl every so often, to her once liking you, to her liking you while she had a boyfriend and you spending time with her.


Lies...

The One and Only... Feb 27th, 2004 06:58 PM

Had you read my original thread (I think it was titled I'm pissed at myself or something of the sort), you would have realized that what I'm telling you is consistent.

As for spending time with her, when did I say that? I wouldn't say being shuffled into a line and being randomly alloted to her as an escort and for the first dance is "spending time". Fifteen minutes, maybe.

If you want to talk about recent happenings, there are two minor things I've noticed, but I don't think they mean very much.

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2004 07:14 PM

DO TELL! :) :COFFEE

The One and Only... Feb 27th, 2004 07:27 PM

Well... one time I was walking behind her, and her friend came up and looked back at me. The friend sorta smiled, and then the girl I'm interested in looked back at me once or twice. I could have swown that I heard my name when they were talking to one another, too. I realized that they thought I was following them, so I broke away into the mass of people at my school. After all, I didn't want to give them the impression that I was stalking her.

The only other thing that deserves mention is that she sat down with her friend at a seat adjacent to mine in the one class I have with her. She said "Hi", but I didn't press for a conversation. Anyway, I would later be moved to another seat because some asshole started acting up and the teacher wanted to see him better. >:

Oh... and the day before last, one of the guys in a group I was talking with (smacked or lightly kicked? I can't remember) her ass. They started pointing fingers and made me the scapegoat. >: I denied it and that doesn't have anything to do with her liking me, but I feel like abusing the >: emoticon.

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2004 07:34 PM

You know it's not a good for girls to think your following them, right?

Quote:

The only other thing that deserves mention is that she sat down with her friend at a seat adjacent to mine in the one class I have with her. She said "Hi", but I didn't press for a conversation.
You shouldn't need to "press" for anything... you should at least have said "hi". After that if she has the least bit of interest in you she might talk to you. But you'll say she was busy with her friend.

Perndog Feb 27th, 2004 07:37 PM

Do you have any idea how pathetic it is to a) remember all of these little situations, b) analyze them, and c) post them on a message board where just about no one likes you, whether you were prompted to or not?

Big Papa Goat Feb 27th, 2004 07:41 PM

LAISSEZ FAIRE DATING, JUST LOOK THROUGH HER WINDOW WHILE SHE'S CHANGING AND JERK OFF WITH YOUR INVISIBLE HAND

/artificial artificialbrandon

The One and Only... Feb 27th, 2004 07:42 PM

No, I'll say that I said "Hi." But I didn't go any further than that.

The One and Only... Feb 27th, 2004 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
You know it's not a good for girls to think your following them, right?

Why do you think I deliberately moved away from them?

It was the smiling that got me.

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2004 07:48 PM

It just doesn't seem like she's interested, even as friends.

Terra Feb 27th, 2004 07:50 PM

Don't obsess over it now. Don't over analyze every little thing that went on (and subsequently *didn't* happen). Let it go. There might be some other girl that is looking your way and your missing out on everything.

Everything tends to work out. One way or another. :)

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2004 08:23 PM

You always have your giant penis to talk to. :(

AChimp Feb 27th, 2004 10:44 PM

Quote:

I doubt that. Every boy gawks at her. Hell, compared to most of the guys, I'm mild mannered: after all, I don't talk to her.
Yeah, you're the creepy nerdboy that gawks at her. :lol

Having her friends tell you that she secretly likes you is nothing but horseshit. Even if it did happen, they were just setting you up to be embarrassed in one of those classic junior high "no I won't touch you for a dollar" moments.

Helm Feb 28th, 2004 09:43 AM

Quote:

:chatter AFTER ALL, I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE THEM THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS STALKING HER. :chatter

The One and Only... Feb 28th, 2004 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
There might be some other girl that is looking your way and your missing out on everything.

I know that. I could probably give you a couple names, too...

For the most part, though, I don't really want to have much to do with them. Except one, perhaps, but that's a longshot anyway.

kellychaos Feb 28th, 2004 04:48 PM

< OAO Jumps into a phone booth and ... moments later ... emerges as ... tadaaaaa! SUPER PENIS >

Terra Feb 28th, 2004 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Except one, perhaps, but that's a longshot anyway.

Well, sounds to me as if you might want to cultivate that one. :)

If you don't take a chance, you won't stand a chance.

theapportioner Feb 28th, 2004 06:06 PM

Yeah. Listen to her. And it might help to down a few shots of scotch beforehand.

The One and Only... Feb 28th, 2004 07:57 PM

Meh. I think I have less of a chance with her than the other one.

She's just a friendly sophomore. There really isn't very much going on that I can tell.

Although I have to admit, she's the first girl I've met that actually crawled up to me for help.

Pee Wee Herman Feb 29th, 2004 12:38 AM

Dude, fuck her in the ass. If you don't, you'll regret ir for the rest of your life, just like you regret blowing off that chick who liked you but doesn't anymore because you're a shitless fuck.

maggiekarp Feb 29th, 2004 02:06 AM

There's this rather hot guy at my school who plays the guitar alot. He aready has a girlfriend, though, and I'm not cute. However, often times he will be kissy kissy with her on the stairs, but he'd turn and say, "Hiya Maggie!" I'd say hey, and he'd continue with his gf.

THe moral: Yes, fuck her in the ass. Especially if she isn't looking.

Helm Feb 29th, 2004 09:41 AM

I like maggiekarp. Anyone who endorses rectal violation on grounds of generic teen angst is ok by me.

The One and Only... Feb 29th, 2004 11:33 AM

I don't think she'd let me do that...

She's not that interested. She just talks to me occasionally. I don't think she meant to suggest anything by crawling up to me, since she was already on the floor. If she did, she probably only did so in order to get help with her science work.

Although now that I think about it, there are a few more girls that I think I might have a chance with that I am interested in. One of them rubbed her ass all over my crotch last year, but I wasn't the only guy she did that too (I saw her do it to one other guy, so I imagine it was a dare or something of the sort)...

As for the main girl... I'll just have to see how it goes. She may not have a crush on me, but attraction doesn't magically disappear. Maybe I'll try her in my senior year or something.

Rongi Feb 29th, 2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

I don't think she'd let me do that...
Who says you need her permission? Fuck her in the ass anyway, you 90210 carbon copy dickless peice of shit

Anonymous Feb 29th, 2004 02:29 PM

Girls don't magically get attracted without the guy actually doing something, OAO. They're just happy because of things that don't include you, and oblivious to your constant misinterpretations of the slightest crap they do. Like they'll be for the rest of their lives.

The One and Only... Feb 29th, 2004 02:37 PM

Chojin, that has to be the dumbest post I've ever seen in my life. Of course girls randomly get attracted to people. Everyone gets randomly attracted to people.

It's pretty obvious that the girl used to like me, and was physically attracted to me. I'm assuming that physical attraction isn't as fickle as a crush. I don't find a girl who I used to like unattractive just because the stronger affection has faded.

sadie Feb 29th, 2004 02:44 PM

although actions alone don't cause attraction, i think you're wrong about the randomness of anything. also, physical attractions and "crushes" alike are of a transient nature.

NakedChinchilla Feb 29th, 2004 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Sometimes, if I'm thinking romantic thoughts, I sneeze. And my hands get all sweaty. Get past that, and it's an open road.

:lol You must have a fun time masturbating.. :atchoo:

Anonymous Feb 29th, 2004 03:22 PM

Uh huh. And girls express this random attraction by smiling at you in the hallway, then talking to their friends about you following them places.

I see I'm clearly out-matched in terms of experience here. Allow me to respectfully 'bow out' of the pathetic, over-interpreted social circumstances that are other peoples' common decency and your throbbing, passionate love life.

Fag.

The One and Only... Feb 29th, 2004 03:47 PM

What girl are we talking about here? We are talking about the main one in this thread, right?

I posted experiences which are far more than smiles. You have to be extremely thick-headed to think that someone who calls you hot right in front of you, wants you to be all hers (again, said to your face), is constantly trying to get you to dance with her, and, instead of denying that she likes you after her friends says so right in front of her, tells you to go away because if I stayed it would throw her boyfriend into a rage of jealousy, has no sexual interest in you at all.

You make it sound like she never paid the slightest bit of attention to me during this time, which is simply false. You'd have to be an idiot to think that if you had actually experienced this.

Matt Harty Feb 29th, 2004 04:10 PM

Your not understanding that she probably did this with 30 other guys. Girls do that, they give you attention for awhile and then move onto something else.

And of course, the guy still feels attached and takes it as a rejection. Meanwhile she's forgotten your name.

AChimp Feb 29th, 2004 04:21 PM

You're also mistaking attention for attraction. Just because a girl looks in your direction, it doesn't mean she wants to marry you. Just because she talked to you a few times, it doesn't mean she wants to have you babies. :rolleyes

The One and Only... Feb 29th, 2004 04:42 PM

Actually, she remembered my name.

Anyway... a year apart, without any contact, and she was still a little into me? I'm not saying that means anything now, but at least I know that I gave a good impression.

glowbelly Feb 29th, 2004 04:48 PM

SHUT UP.

Schimid Feb 29th, 2004 05:46 PM

Half of this thread is you, OAO, assuring everyone here on the boards that she likes you, citing specific examples.

The other half of this thread consists of everyone else on said boards, saying nothing more than a collective "NUH-UH!"

You do see a problem with this, don't you?

:serious asian

Anonymous Feb 29th, 2004 05:53 PM

Uh, if you have all these earth-shattering examples of why she's infatuated with you, why did you even bring up that she smiled-at-you-once-this-one-time-one-day-but-it-could-have-been-an-accident?

AChimp Feb 29th, 2004 06:04 PM

I'm almost motivated enough to start making comics again. :/

Rongi Feb 29th, 2004 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid
Half of this thread is you, OAO, assuring everyone here on the boards that she likes you, citing specific examples.

The other half of this thread consists of everyone else on said boards, saying nothing more than a collective "NUH-UH!"

You do see a problem with this, don't you?

:serious asian

What the fuck are you talking about? I told him to fuck her in the ass.

Schimid Feb 29th, 2004 06:52 PM

NUH-UH! :posh

maggiekarp Feb 29th, 2004 07:02 PM

If I ever find a guy who might be interested in me, I'm definately gonna have sex with his ass. And kick him in the nuts, too. You just can't let that sort of opportunity go by.

Even if she did like you, though, there's no certainty that she still does. Either way, you've got to atleast ask.

jin Feb 29th, 2004 07:44 PM

Why dont you just ask one of them? :?

Anonymous Feb 29th, 2004 07:57 PM

Because of his ANXIETY ATTACKS! He breaks out in hives and vomits until he passes out :<

Anonymous Feb 29th, 2004 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Actually, she remembered my name.

Well that's different. Grab a fistful of condoms and tell her to meet you at the Holiday Inn in an hour.

Terra Feb 29th, 2004 08:50 PM

...and lets not forget those finger protectors too.

Just to be safe.

Rongi Feb 29th, 2004 09:02 PM

Did you know that you're a big slut?

Terra Feb 29th, 2004 09:19 PM

I have indeed heard this. :)

Normally the accusations seem to come from the vector (s) that tend to type with one hand.

Frankly I couldn't fart loud enough to express my lack of concern over it. :/

Schimid Feb 29th, 2004 09:21 PM

Maybe if you farted with your vagina instead.

Drew Katsikas Feb 29th, 2004 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Normally the accusations seem to come from the vector (s) that tend to type with one hand.

Are insinuating that your detractors masterbate? :posh

Terra Feb 29th, 2004 09:26 PM

Possibly they don't do it enough. :) Otherwise they wouldn't be obsessing over what I actually do in ....*cough*...."real" life and if I warrant the label.

Either way, it their issue not mine.

Rongi Feb 29th, 2004 09:28 PM

It their issue not mine?

How lazy are you, you 6 dollar slut?

Terra Feb 29th, 2004 09:41 PM

Oh oh.

Whoops.

Somebody got his finger cot jammed up his ass. Try twisting and rotating to get it unstuck and that way you won't be forced to look at another's typo. :)

Otherwise, to answer your question, I'm pretty lazy.

sadie Feb 29th, 2004 09:45 PM

lol. rongi's nazi-ing out. and terra's a hardee's burger slut.

The One and Only... Feb 29th, 2004 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Uh, if you have all these earth-shattering examples of why she's infatuated with you, why did you even bring up that she smiled-at-you-once-this-one-time-one-day-but-it-could-have-been-an-accident?

Because the earth shattering evidence was then, and the milder evidence is now.

I'm not so sure she's interested in me now either. My point is that she was.

camacazio Feb 29th, 2004 09:48 PM

You are SO not what this thread is about anymore.

The One and Only... Feb 29th, 2004 09:57 PM

Point being?

Terra Feb 29th, 2004 10:04 PM

Well OAO. :) The point being is that this has turned into another shit storm.

You know, where somebody decides to cart over a big huge bucket of shit, turn the fans on and set up shop?

That's the point. And trust me; you don't want *any* of this shit on you.

A quote from "Forrest Gump" comes to mind........*RUN FORREST! RUUUUN!* :)

Big Papa Goat Mar 1st, 2004 12:28 AM

LOOK AT ME I'M A HYUGE SLUT AND I DON"T CARE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT! :SLUT


-TTTT

maggiekarp Mar 1st, 2004 08:25 PM

If Terra is such a huge slut...


why hasn't she gone after OaO and his gigantic penis legend speaks of?

The One and Only... Mar 1st, 2004 08:33 PM

Umm... I'm 15?

And she has no idea what I look like?

Anyway...

So what about those other girls that I mentioned? Maybe I've a got a chance with the girl who literally crawled up to me for help? Or the one who bent over a little and rubbed her ass against my crotch a while ago?

maggiekarp Mar 1st, 2004 08:48 PM

Age is just a numbah, baby!


*cough* Just ask, dude. But... be natural, sans anxiety attacks. They're just girls. Their vaginas won't bite your head off if you say you like them... I don't think...

As for who to go for... *shrug*


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