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FartinMowler Feb 27th, 2004 06:42 PM

Alchohol and Sex
 
I only recall one girlfriend that would get quite loose after having a few drinks and was quite fun but others where horrible. Anybody else have similar experiences?

Matt Harty Feb 27th, 2004 07:15 PM

Do you mean girlfriends only, or any girls you get drunk?

I don't see why a gf wouldn't put out anyways. >:

Terra Feb 27th, 2004 07:53 PM

I don't date girls so I'm pretty happy when they keep it all to themselves.

Rez Feb 27th, 2004 08:18 PM

"...dont mix" is the end of that sentence.

brandinoel Feb 27th, 2004 10:33 PM

ever since I dumped my ex I've become a very loose drunk, but I never do anything drunk that I wouldn't want to do sober, alcohol just gives me the "balls" to go after what i want

Snatchtastic Feb 28th, 2004 03:22 AM

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Do you mean loose after a few drink as in you just shoved a 40oz bottle of thinderbird in her snatch? Or she had a poon like an astroglide slip'n'slide?

The gushers make you feel like your drowning sometimes.

Matt Harty Feb 28th, 2004 11:00 AM

Fartin does your wife need a few drinks in order for you to get lucky?

FartinMowler Feb 28th, 2004 01:32 PM

she doesn't drink :) I was speaking of past experiences.

Matt Harty Feb 28th, 2004 01:33 PM

So you try to bang her while she's sleeping?

FartinMowler Feb 28th, 2004 01:50 PM

Bang?


I'm getting bored with you guy's :/ It's a nice day outside today :)

Snatchtastic Feb 28th, 2004 02:05 PM

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It's raining here :(

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2004 02:19 PM

HEY FARTINMOWLER, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY WHERE YOU'RE A DONKEY, ONLY YOU'RE THE BACK END OF THE DONKEY, AND DURING THE PLAY THE KID WHO PLAYS THE FRONT END FARTS IN YOUR FACE?

FartinMowler Feb 28th, 2004 03:47 PM

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HEY FARTINMOWLER, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY WHERE YOU'RE A DONKEY, ONLY YOU'RE THE BACK END OF THE DONKEY, AND DURING THE PLAY THE KID WHO PLAYS THE FRONT END FARTS IN YOUR FACE?
I went to the same school as Micheal J Fox and I had the same drama teacher. My sister sat behind him through school. I never was in a play :/ I kept skipping class because I thought drama was gay :)

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2004 03:53 PM

So your sister knew him personally? That rules. :(

I know someone who knows someone who has cousin that went to the same school as Robin Williams. :eek Not while he was there though. :(

FartinMowler Feb 28th, 2004 04:04 PM

I met him a few times :/ he drove a beetle in high school and they said he had to sit on a phone book :lol to drive. He was good friends with my sister and my brother-in-law. They think he got Parkinsons from filming in certain location in B.C. (probably some where they dumped PCBs) >:

Snatchtastic Feb 28th, 2004 04:10 PM

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Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix went to my high school.

And theres a painting of UNICRON on the wall. :eek

glowbelly Feb 28th, 2004 06:07 PM

drunk sex can be fun, but when it gets to the point when the only time you will have sex is when you are drunk, well, that's bad.

thankfully i'm over that part of my life and enjoy monogomous sober sex. :)

theapportioner Feb 28th, 2004 06:10 PM

Uh, Michael Chiklis and Jay Leno went to my high school... this is very relevant to the thread topic, yes.

glowbelly Feb 28th, 2004 06:15 PM

i went to an all girls catholic highschool, so while i didn't share my education with anyone famous, i did get to see a lot of hot tail in plaid skirts and knee socks.

FartinMowler Feb 28th, 2004 06:16 PM

In a way it is relevant because sometimes drunk girls babble and giggle even sometimes vomit on the bed and then the thing that you where originally going to do get's sidetracked :/

The Retro Kat Feb 28th, 2004 06:22 PM

I went to my friends house once and he was having sex with this one chick i used to date. It turns out he got her drunk and she raped him.

Terra Feb 28th, 2004 06:29 PM

She raped him??

Is that possible?

Question;

Do you guys get hard if your being "raped"? I figured you would if you were "seduced." But raped?

theapportioner Feb 28th, 2004 06:47 PM

I guess it must've been with a strap-on.

da blob Feb 28th, 2004 07:58 PM

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You might be willing to consider the reason why they got drunk to begin with. Behaviour when drunk mainly depends on the answer.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 28th, 2004 08:54 PM

My aunt went to the same school as Will Smith and then he left in the middle of the year because he was Fresh Prince then. :lol She sat next to him in Math or something. :(


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