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Evil Robot Feb 24th, 2003 11:02 PM

A bunch of retards
 
No offense sketch, but you should have hid your website from me.

Hi, I'm the wife a a homosexual man in denial! My son spends most of his time on the computer and has just been diagnosed with rickets! My family life couldn't be better!"

"Whoo hey, look at me! I'm Chris MacAskill! I am so great because my shitty ass company, fatbrain.com, got bought out and now I'm unemployed! So I started a website with pictures of my family and made it out to be some kind of corporate self promotion bullshit!"

"Hi, my name is Anne, Dons little sister. Though I am dirty, I don't actually play soccer. My parents keep me locked in the basement for getting a C- in school and told me I must learn to focus. They say this is nothing compared to the way grandpa made the jews concentrate. They wont let me bathe, and this ball is my only freind. I had a name for it but I forgot since I'm so hungry."

Sketch33 Feb 24th, 2003 11:07 PM

None taken. None of those photos are mine. And even if you did find any I haven't yet posted here, it's no big deal since they will all be here eventually. Very good job of captioning though.

Evil Robot Feb 24th, 2003 11:11 PM

Did you like the one about your sister under-the-stairs?

Sketch33 Feb 25th, 2003 12:38 AM

Yep. That one was extra clever. You should send this Don person hate mail. Pretend it's me. He'll laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Then probably cry.

Anonymous Feb 25th, 2003 12:41 AM

:lol

Is Don another 'friend' of yours? :)

Sketch33 Feb 25th, 2003 12:43 AM

Nope. Never heard of him. But who wouldn't like an e-mail from Evil Robot? It would brighten anyone's day.

Skulhedface Feb 25th, 2003 12:56 AM

Friend or not, I know I'm still Chojin's gay hero. He said so in the Post Your Pic Here thread like a week ago.

The Fox Affiliate here showed the episode of King of the Hill tonight where Bobby gets really good at DDR. Just a thought.


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