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ItalianStereotype

Mar 6th, 2004 04:16 AM

Jesus loves you

Mike	Mar 6th, 2004 04:20 AM

"Jesus wants us to be hot for Him"

:lol

soundtest

Mar 6th, 2004 05:01 AM

:lol

I lost it at Habu's Corner.

Big Papa Goat

Mar 6th, 2004 05:19 AM

I liked the atheist =D

ItalianStereotype

Mar 6th, 2004 06:22 AM

I laughed so hard at the Halloween section that my roommate pissed on himself and vomited on the floor. he's also got the plague or summin.

ProfessorCool

Mar 6th, 2004 06:29 AM

I couldn't even get passed "The "z" is for "zealousness"" without laughing.

The temptation of LIPS :lol

ScruU2wice

Mar 6th, 2004 12:13 PM

"Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?"

:lol

Edit: Does anybody else notice the Professor Giraffenstein has a jewish name :eek

Matt Harty

Mar 6th, 2004 12:18 PM

BAH I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING, I'M STAYING HOME ON SUNDAY

Quote:

Make a nail just like the ones used by the Romans to crucify Our Lord. A thought-provoking project that will impress upon your children the suffering that Jesus went through on their behalf. Makes a great Christmas ornament!

Caution: Pointy edges. Not for children under 5.

Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card stock, scissors, scoring tool, glue or tape.

ScruU2wice

Mar 6th, 2004 12:20 PM

[center:6f487f1991]WARNING
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.[/center:6f487f1991]

Emu	Mar 6th, 2004 01:18 PM

You guys know this is a joke site, right? :lol

The One and Only...

Mar 6th, 2004 01:36 PM

The giraffe is the best.

ScruU2wice

Mar 6th, 2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu

You guys know this is a joke site, right? :lol

SECULAR LIES!!!

AChimp

Mar 6th, 2004 02:31 PM

"BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."

:lol

Anonymouse

Mar 6th, 2004 02:34 PM

Mmmm Lambuel looks edible. Some nice lamb chops wouldn't hurt.

mesobe

Mar 6th, 2004 03:52 PM

why the fuck would Ruby the Lioness want to fuck that frail little lamb? She would go feral on his ass saturday night then ask for fogiveness in church the next morning.

mesobe

Mar 6th, 2004 03:55 PM

Quote:

Everyone loves candy, but it doesn't really provide nourishment - for the body or the soul. Instead of handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters, why not give them something a little meatier? Why not give them Bible tracts!

mmmm!! sounds de-licious!

Ninjavenom

Mar 6th, 2004 04:26 PM

No shit, Emu. Kanga-Jew and the answer to the T-Rex question didn't give it away?

Dr. V

Mar 8th, 2004 06:31 AM

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew! OMG THAT BLEW ME AWAY!

The Anon

Mar 8th, 2004 03:21 PM

Heh heh...fuckin A!

Drev	Mar 8th, 2004 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Anon

Heh heh...fuckin A!

You. I hate you already. >:

Big McLargehuge

Mar 8th, 2004 04:25 PM

[center:5f3064e139]What is Black and White and Red all over?

The Bible! We can read it's facts in black and white
and it's red with the blood that Jesus spilled
on the Cross because of His Love for us![/center:5f3064e139]

Schimid

Mar 8th, 2004 04:39 PM

Avatar, right there.

Jixby Phillips

Mar 8th, 2004 04:41 PM

hahah check this site out too its grteat

www.jesusdressup.com

Drev	Mar 8th, 2004 08:37 PM

Introducing....

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Skulhedface

Mar 8th, 2004 09:11 PM

Quote:

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!

So, the real message here is, allowing yourself to be crucified is cool?

bigtimecow

Mar 8th, 2004 09:24 PM

rofl

Helm	Mar 8th, 2004 09:29 PM

Yes.

Emu	Mar 8th, 2004 10:30 PM

thank you for doing what everybody else did

bigtimecow

Mar 9th, 2004 05:06 PM

you are so very welcome

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