MAX BURBANK
 

There should be a comic book about you.

Perhaps one day, I will write one.

Go for it. I'm rich source material.



RICH I SAY!


It could be a marginally less misanthropic American Splendor, but with a long suffering wife in the picture.

can i be the annoying monkey on his back?

can I be the handsome monkey on his front? :(

Sorry, that's taken ...

That would be funny if you understood why yourself and if I didn't hate you. :/

There's always time for change. I can feel the love all around me and it's making me all tingly. :)

At least you're working to restore order and eliminate confusion; without that quote, I would ha-

You're retarded.

And I thought I was hiding it well with my good grammar. :/

Well, you haven't flipped out, yet, so I'll give that one to you. :/

You're getting dangerously close to me tolerating you and I don't like that one bit.

It's a gift :)

A GAY GIFT LOLOLOAOOLlOAlOLOLLL

ZING!
________
Hotels in mexico

Another perfectly good thread about me wanders off into the crapper.

Another perfectly good me about crappers wanders off into the thread.

:loo

it's an irish lullaby. :(

None of you can hear me, but I'm sighing. I'm sure there's some stupid ass internet way to indicate sighing, but that shit is a queer as dick's hatband.

Any of you bastards work for the billing department of North American Van Lines? I hope so. I want to blame someone less faceless for the accounting nightmare I am currently wrestling with on behalf of the fine cultural institution I serve.

What? You mean there already isn't a comic book based on Max?

I thought that's what the Incredible Hulk was. :(

:(

No, that's Cherry, frowny emoticon.

I'm more like Mary Worth except I'm a guy.

That's very depressing :(

You're telling me.

nonsense, max! you're MAX BURBANK! GLOWBELLY'S INTERNET DADDY EXTRADINORIAIRIRRYRE (i can't spell).

noob can drawr it for me. right noob?

draw what?