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Spastic Colon Mar 9th, 2004 09:42 PM

Hairy people
 
What's the stance on body hair (not just pubes)? If you care, this post was inspired by a friend at school who complemented me on how I looked and quickly recoiled as I played the jolly drummer boy and flashed my stomach, revealing my lagoon of hair. By the way, I'm a guy, so don't cringe in fear of an extremely hairy woman.

The One and Only... Mar 9th, 2004 10:06 PM

I love my body hair, and according to recent studies, so do da ladez.

Anonymous Mar 9th, 2004 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I love my body hair, and according to recent studies, so do da ladez.

:lol

phnompehn Mar 9th, 2004 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I love my body hair, and according to recent studies, so do da ladez.

And by "studies", you mean "breaking into orphanages and exposing yourself to 8-year-olds," correct?

maggiekarp Mar 9th, 2004 11:21 PM

8-year-olds LOOOOOOVE TEH BODY HAIR!!


Some ladies like it, some hate it, and others just won't care.

Terra Mar 9th, 2004 11:33 PM

Doesn't bug me or overly arouse me either way. Depends on the guy and the overall effect he has on me.

Psst! Hey Maggie!! Is that speedo in your avatar packing a potato in the front?? :)

I just happened to notice it.....

maggiekarp Mar 9th, 2004 11:41 PM

..p...potato? What?


Haven't heard it called that, yet... but now I'm not sure if we're on the same page...

The Retro Kat Mar 9th, 2004 11:43 PM

BODY HARE IS TEH HOTT!!LOO


DamnthatDavid Mar 10th, 2004 03:55 AM

Lucky, I have little body hair.
Saddly, this also means I only have to shave every other day. And even this, I can push it for almost 6 days and only look mildly scruffy. Slow growth indeed.

Supafly345 Mar 10th, 2004 07:33 AM

I didn't know you shaved your body hair.

brandinoel Mar 10th, 2004 07:38 AM

I never liked guys w/ body hair... but now I think its sexy

Terra Mar 10th, 2004 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
BODY HARE IS TEH HOTT!!LOO


On him? Oh yes. Oh my yes. Oh God...yes, yes, yes...... :)

Supafly345 Mar 10th, 2004 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Popnko
It looks like he has beachball tumors.


SMN Mar 10th, 2004 10:06 AM

I had to shave my body hair once when I was 14. It was a Club punishment for having insulted one of the club member's girlfriends. The punishment also involved other things I do not want to disclose. Anyway, It was murder, My body had rashes for a long wile.

Matt Harty Mar 10th, 2004 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SMN
The punishment also involved other things I do not want to disclose.


:blowme

Mr. Vagiclean Mar 10th, 2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
BODY HARE IS TEH HOTT!!LOO


:lol

Cap'n Crunch Mar 10th, 2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I love my body hair, and according to recent studies, so do da ladez.

I thought it said lads at first. :lol

kellychaos Mar 10th, 2004 05:31 PM

Typo! :wink

Helm Mar 11th, 2004 10:56 AM

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It was a Club punishment for having insulted one of the club member's girlfriends.
You're such a fag.

Helm Mar 11th, 2004 11:01 AM

No wait, I didn't do that quote justice with just an one-liner. What you did is one of the most pathetic things I have ever heard of. And I've heard of people getting off on pushing coconuts up their asses, so that's saying something. Didn't Dazed and Confused teach you anything? You should have grabbed that asshole's girlfriend by the neck, and gone "I don't have to do it, cause she's with me" and then get beat up like a person with at least a shred of dignity would.

Helm Mar 11th, 2004 11:04 AM

For god's sake dude, don't sign that thing! If you're gonna play ball this year, and I'm not saying you're gonna for sure it should be on your own fucking terms, man!

Helm Mar 11th, 2004 11:05 AM

Fag.

Matt Harty Mar 11th, 2004 11:23 AM

ZING :lol

Helm Mar 11th, 2004 11:33 AM

Fuck you.

Matt Harty Mar 11th, 2004 11:42 AM

Quote:

You should have grabbed that asshole's girlfriend by the neck, and gone "I don't have to do it, cause she's with me" and then get beat up like a person with at least a shred of dignity would.
LOL :(

Helm Mar 11th, 2004 11:54 AM

Don't make me fucking explode you, you fucking feelie. KILL ALL FEELIES! KILL! ALL! FEELIES!

Mistake that blue frowny emoticon for viagra and stick it up your ass. Oh wait.

Matt Harty Mar 11th, 2004 11:58 AM

WTF LOL :(

Helm Mar 11th, 2004 12:00 PM

WE NEED EXPERT OPPINIONS HERE. WHERE IS JJEEAANNEETTEE?? SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHERE TO PUT MY VIAGRA IT'S BLUE AND SAD. WHERE IS THE LOVE? I HAIL FROM A LAND WHERE LOVE IS MORE THAN A FIVE LETTER WORD! I am generally hairy, and so far I haven't had any women complain about that. But then they're usually unconscious when I have my way with them. NO HOMO!

kellychaos Mar 11th, 2004 05:19 PM

Wouldn't beating up the club leader, assuming the alpha male role and doing whatever the hell he wanted with his former girlfriend be the prime option here?

sadie Mar 11th, 2004 06:29 PM

god, i love it when helm gets all fired-up.

da blob Mar 11th, 2004 06:41 PM

.
 
And just think that he's all hairy and hotttt on top of that. Oh gode.

Now for the original question, go fuck yourself, whoever asked. And if you ask "but why ?", go there TWICE.

Methuselah Mar 11th, 2004 07:35 PM

Well I have a harry ass, that sexy?

Anonymous Mar 11th, 2004 07:52 PM

Really, SMN. That is pathetic.

jin Mar 11th, 2004 08:21 PM

I didnt know "the Chess Club" dealt out such harsh punishments to its members these days. :o

Anonymous Mar 11th, 2004 08:24 PM

I'm talking to him on AIM now. Apparently it was anime night at Nations, and a guy dressed as Vash The Stampede made him do it.

That's a little more understandable.

SMN Mar 13th, 2004 05:33 PM

by the way, I was lying. My hair is still all herre. :)

you can go bother somebody else.

AChimp Mar 13th, 2004 05:38 PM

I bet you'd like to think that your hair was all German, huh? >:

jin Mar 13th, 2004 08:28 PM

"by the way, I was lying. My hair is still all herre.
you can go bother somebody else.


Why would you lie about something so pathetic? >:?

I dont know whats worse, having something like that happen - especially with the "OTHER PUNISHMENTS I WILL NOT DISCLOSE" or lying to say that it happened when it didnt. :L

Is this like when 40 year-old perverts pretend to be 11 year olds and post their incest fantasies on teen boards? :0

No wonder you were dumped. >:

The Retro Kat Mar 13th, 2004 08:34 PM

no homo

MEATMAN Mar 15th, 2004 12:11 AM

I have an incredible amount of body hair. I make gorillas look like shaved monkeys.

SMN Mar 15th, 2004 12:25 PM

Jeez, do you people always take things so fucking seriously?

I was kidding, cuz usually when I post something almost useful, people zing right by them. But when I do a "Pussy, pathetic, and stupid post, you catch them and say "HAHAHAH Youre a pussy SMN." This was a little experiment to prove this theory I had.

camacazio Mar 15th, 2004 12:28 PM

Shut the fuck up you miserable failure.

SMN Mar 15th, 2004 01:09 PM

and proud of it! :picklehat

kellychaos Mar 15th, 2004 05:21 PM

You pathetic, yeast-infected, dripping, ass-encrusted, stench-filled PUSSY! >:

SMN Mar 15th, 2004 05:24 PM

*sniffs* I'm gonna go take a shower.

jin Mar 15th, 2004 07:26 PM

"Jeez, do you people always take things so fucking seriously?

I was kidding, cuz usually when I post something almost useful, people zing right by them. But when I do a "Pussy, pathetic, and stupid post, you catch them and say "HAHAHAH Youre a pussy SMN." This was a little experiment to prove this theory I had.
"

"This was a little experiment to prove this theory I had."

Yeah guys! Ill post some completely retarded ficticious story about me picking up peoples girlfriends to make my life seem more interesting, and then when you tell me im really a pussy, Ill say it was a "joke". I mean, it was an experiment! PS. AND YOU ALL FAILED GUYS AND I WAS JUST TESTING YOU- BECAUSE "IM SMN".

Please, can you get any more pathetic? :0???

The shower is the only place you can hide your tears, Carl. >:

Matt Harty Mar 15th, 2004 09:24 PM

LOL CARL YOU SUCK :lol

BUT YOU HAD ME FOOLED SO NOW I FEEL REALLY STUPID :(

ArrowX Mar 16th, 2004 12:29 AM

Mine Anus SHE BLEEEDS!!!!!

Anonymous Mar 16th, 2004 03:43 AM

A theory? Who the fuck do you think you are, Bill Nye?

SMN Mar 16th, 2004 08:35 AM

No.



I'm Beakman!

jin Mar 16th, 2004 08:40 AM

An excercise in hilarity. >:0

kellychaos Mar 16th, 2004 04:58 PM

Anuses have gender? :/

Rongi Mar 16th, 2004 05:38 PM

You suck Kelly.

You suck bad.

Two-Faced Mar 16th, 2004 06:15 PM

NAIR THAT BITCH OFF

The Retro Kat Mar 16th, 2004 10:11 PM

THANKS FOR YOUR IMPUT, MISTAR.

Matt Harty Mar 17th, 2004 11:14 AM

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kellychaos Mar 17th, 2004 04:56 PM

Does Rongi have a gender too?


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