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Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 16th, 2010, 08:10 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 7,636
Posted By El Blanco
So, Haiti's government decided this would be a...

So, Haiti's government decided this would be a good time for a vacation?
Forum: Sports & Health Jan 8th, 2010, 01:14 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 15,144
Posted By El Blanco
I would too. But the problem is, the Machine...

I would too. But the problem is, the Machine don't pitch.
Forum: Sports & Health Jan 7th, 2010, 09:34 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 15,144
Posted By El Blanco
Oh, ya, because the biggest complaint about the...

Oh, ya, because the biggest complaint about the baseball season is that it isn't long enough.

Granted, there are the winter instructional leagues, but those are for younger players working on their...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 7th, 2010, 09:27 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,300
Posted By El Blanco
What's the point of this discussion? Is it you...

What's the point of this discussion? Is it you don't want the ammonia in the injections? IS it the cases where it seems the beef was still contaminated?

Do you have any clue how to properly start a...
Forum: Sports & Health Jan 6th, 2010, 11:18 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 15,144
Posted By El Blanco
Carlos Beltran has done real well here. A lot of...

Carlos Beltran has done real well here. A lot of people may not realize it, but he is the best center fielder in the game. Santana has done well in his 2 years as well.

And it's not like anyone is...
Forum: Sports & Health Jan 5th, 2010, 08:20 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 15,144
Posted By El Blanco
So, Bay was introduced today. Apparently, the...

So, Bay was introduced today. Apparently, the deal was already made, they just waited for the holiday season to pass. They got him for less money than most people thought and way less than what...
Forum: Sports & Health Jan 3rd, 2010, 10:19 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,436
Posted By El Blanco
Bobby Bonilla! WOOOOOOO!

Bobby Bonilla! WOOOOOOO!
Forum: Sports & Health Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:10 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 15,144
Posted By El Blanco
Ya, the second highest payroll in MLB in the...

Ya, the second highest payroll in MLB in the biggest market in the world is claiming poverty. Oi.

In all honesty, if they had just said "there are no smart money deals to be made and we'd rather...
Forum: Sports & Health Dec 22nd, 2009, 03:08 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,421
Posted By El Blanco
Everything I've read about him just seems to say...

Everything I've read about him just seems to say that he is enjoying himself out there. God forbid a grown ass man playing a game has fun.

He doesn't disrespect anyone. He doesn't get into off the...
Forum: Sports & Health Dec 22nd, 2009, 03:06 PM
Replies: 305
Views: 21,335
Posted By El Blanco
Because no one is shocked that the Redskins have...

Because no one is shocked that the Redskins have bad coaching. Just like how I won't mention Campbell's lousy game, but I'll disect the hell out of Eli Manning's game.
Forum: Sports & Health Dec 22nd, 2009, 03:03 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 15,144
Posted By El Blanco
Team chemistry is over rated, if it even exists...

Team chemistry is over rated, if it even exists in baseball. Baseball is mainly about individual achievement. The only people who really need to have any sort of chemistry on the field are pitchers...
Forum: Sports & Health Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:18 PM
Replies: 305
Views: 21,335
Posted By El Blanco
So, ya, the Giants pounded the Washington Racists...

So, ya, the Giants pounded the Washington Racists like the shower scene of a bad prison movie. But, I'm still not thrilled. I saw a lot of questionable play calling on defense. I'm not sure I like...
Forum: Sports & Health Dec 14th, 2009, 11:08 AM
Replies: 305
Views: 21,335
Posted By El Blanco
The Giants' d-backs make everyone look good. Can...

The Giants' d-backs make everyone look good.

Can we get a new defensive play caller?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 12th, 2009, 10:30 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,388
Posted By El Blanco
You're assuming the second photo is the norm.

You're assuming the second photo is the norm.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 11th, 2009, 04:16 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,686
Posted By El Blanco
Just say Muslim countries. It's not like you've...

Just say Muslim countries. It's not like you've ever shown the ability to distinguish between them.

And I can't believe I missed this before



Source?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 7th, 2009, 09:17 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,686
Posted By El Blanco
And Afghanistan isn't in the Middle East.

And Afghanistan isn't in the Middle East.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 6th, 2009, 10:18 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 5,994
Posted By El Blanco
For fuck sake people, read a book. The Taliban...

For fuck sake people, read a book.

The Taliban did not exist until 1994. Well after the Soviet pull out of Afghanistan. In fact, well after the Soviet Union fucking collapsed.

OBL had nothing to do...
Forum: Sports & Health Dec 4th, 2009, 12:12 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 5,459
Posted By El Blanco
How is Tiger like a baby seal? They both get...

How is Tiger like a baby seal?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

What is the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Forum: Sports & Health Dec 4th, 2009, 11:29 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,421
Posted By El Blanco
Oh no, the Black Mexican wants his greatness to...

Oh no, the Black Mexican wants his greatness to reach all the masses, not just the bourgeois that can afford almost a dollar for an iPhone app.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 4th, 2009, 11:22 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,388
Posted By El Blanco
I haven't seen either of those movies, so I have...

I haven't seen either of those movies, so I have to ask: What was Gore trying to do with that sequence? Was he trying to portray it as actuall film footage of it happening or say "this is what it...
Forum: Sports & Health Dec 3rd, 2009, 04:01 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,421
Posted By El Blanco
Already got it. When he mentioned it on his...

Already got it. When he mentioned it on his Twitter (yes, I have a Twitter account) I had to get it.

And it is also free not .99 like the article says.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Nov 30th, 2009, 08:32 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 5,994
Posted By El Blanco
It could possibly be that the Saudi royal family...

It could possibly be that the Saudi royal family is friggin huge. bin Laden himself is part of it. That the part the Bus family and the US is close with isn't that close to the side trying to...
Forum: Sports & Health Nov 27th, 2009, 10:28 AM
Replies: 305
Views: 21,335
Posted By El Blanco
That was supposed to be a Round-the World butt...

That was supposed to be a Round-the World butt grab, but, we've all seen Vince Young's aim.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Nov 27th, 2009, 10:24 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 5,994
Posted By El Blanco
That is the problem. Some of us do read his...

That is the problem. Some of us do read his posts. He is the one that doesn't read them.

And, Geggy, still no word on your trip to NYC to help defend a man who you claim is innocent and may be...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Nov 21st, 2009, 09:06 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 7,678
Posted By El Blanco
Or rather shitty parenting mixed with a dumb ass...

Or rather shitty parenting mixed with a dumb ass cop in the Ozarks.
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