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Forum: General Blabber Sep 10th, 2006, 08:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,982
Posted By Les Waste
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Forum: General Blabber Aug 29th, 2006, 03:03 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,729
Posted By Les Waste
hey noob! Can I have some money? I won't pay you...

hey noob! Can I have some money? I won't pay you back, but I want it anyway. If you see my other thread, you'll see that the job hunt is killing me to a degree that I just got my power shut off. I...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 23rd, 2006, 12:38 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,084
Posted By Les Waste
Sadie I wouldn't have mentioned your age at all...

Sadie I wouldn't have mentioned your age at all because simply based on your contemporary feel of humor and/or pop culture satrism, the common consensus opinion of your age, despite any predisposed...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:12 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,221
Posted By Les Waste
Eliminator, you do not have to respond to every...

Eliminator, you do not have to respond to every single goddamn post made in your general direction. Aside from the fact that you are gaying up my already gay-beyound-comparision thread about how I'm...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 21st, 2006, 07:47 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,221
Posted By Les Waste
yeah there were like three fees and they totalled...

yeah there were like three fees and they totalled an extra 40 bucks >:

As if trying trying to take a dump by candle light for three days wasn't punishment enough
Forum: General Blabber Aug 21st, 2006, 07:45 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,221
Posted By Les Waste
Sit and spin, creator of generic humor-based...

Sit and spin, creator of generic humor-based forum posts >:

I ain't got time for shenanigans >:
Forum: General Blabber Aug 21st, 2006, 07:14 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,221
Posted By Les Waste
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?

Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
Forum: General Blabber Aug 21st, 2006, 06:58 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,221
Posted By Les Waste
My extremely pitiful adventure

So last Thursday the electric company shut off my power. Now I didn't know they shut it off, since I had paid the bill only like two months ago so it wasn't that long, and I thought it was just a...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 15th, 2006, 05:54 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,564
Posted By Les Waste
sorry for the recent hiatus but my goddamn...

sorry for the recent hiatus but my goddamn laptop's power cable decided that it wasn't going to work so I had to order another one and until that happened I was utterly computerless. Fucking...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 3rd, 2006, 04:40 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,564
Posted By Les Waste
My living room faces west and since it has four...

My living room faces west and since it has four windows all facing said direction I have actually been able to tan in my living room during the afternoon hours time. I usually don't hate summer this...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 3rd, 2006, 03:24 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,564
Posted By Les Waste
Hello Max, I remember you as someone who is...

Hello Max, I remember you as someone who is funny!

I live in an apartment with no air conditioning and it's been like 120 degrees in here for like two weeks. And I live in goddamn Wisconsin. It's...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 3rd, 2006, 01:49 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,564
Posted By Les Waste
because I didn't know I had one. Also I just...

because I didn't know I had one. Also I just replied back to it.

and how the fuck come nobody commented on my brilliant LARP article? I got an award for that one :(
Forum: General Blabber Aug 3rd, 2006, 01:45 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,564
Posted By Les Waste
no this wasn't just Claypool, it was Primus --...

no this wasn't just Claypool, it was Primus -- actual, real Primus, with the other real members, doing all old Primus songs. It was their only show of the year, apparently. But it was amazingly...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 3rd, 2006, 01:37 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,564
Posted By Les Waste
I would give up shitting before I ever gave up...

I would give up shitting before I ever gave up drinking. I was still drunk today when I went to the store to buy come Colt 45s and smokes. Before I saw Primus I was at a friend's house who...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 3rd, 2006, 12:33 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,564
Posted By Les Waste
I was trashed last night on a liter of Roundy's...

I was trashed last night on a liter of Roundy's gin and several pints of Lizard Lager and Chojin IMed me out of no where right before I went to a bar and told me that I should post again because I...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 2nd, 2006, 10:36 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,564
Posted By Les Waste
cpt. Bubba I totally remember the fuck out of you...

cpt. Bubba I totally remember the fuck out of you and I'm so happy you remember that weirdass imagery from one of my columns that is killer to the MAX.

and fuck you willie, I've already gotten in...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 2nd, 2006, 10:29 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,564
Posted By Les Waste
from personal experience, I get a lot more flies...

from personal experience, I get a lot more flies from forgetting to take my garbage out for two consecutive weeks because of alcholism and letting it pile up in my kitchen then I do from anything...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 2nd, 2006, 10:23 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,564
Posted By Les Waste
Don't call it a comeback

Remember me? Of course you don't. Here's a funny thing I wrote. Talk about how you missed me / how funny this is. Also, go fornicate yourselves with a...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 13th, 2004, 12:27 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,937
Posted By Les Waste
loo 4 eva

loo 4 eva
Forum: General Blabber Dec 7th, 2003, 12:52 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,876
Posted By Les Waste
PHILLIPPE IS STANDING ON IT!! :D

PHILLIPPE IS STANDING ON IT!! :D
Forum: General Blabber Dec 6th, 2003, 03:10 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,397
Posted By Les Waste
lol, Mike is retarded

lol, Mike is retarded
Forum: General Blabber Dec 5th, 2003, 11:25 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,397
Posted By Les Waste
I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I...

I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa --...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 5th, 2003, 12:15 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,164
Posted By Les Waste
I never said Auto Focus wasn't good :( I got a...

I never said Auto Focus wasn't good :(

I got a surprisingly large amount of hatemail about this column and I don't know why :(
Forum: General Blabber Dec 4th, 2003, 10:40 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,164
Posted By Les Waste
because I'm a dumbass and signed up for a full...

because I'm a dumbass and signed up for a full load of all upper-level classes but didn't realize that would be a problem until it was too late to drop a class.

:(
Forum: General Blabber Dec 4th, 2003, 08:26 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,164
Posted By Les Waste
Nobody else has a right to complain about too...

Nobody else has a right to complain about too much school work because earlier this year, over the course of just two days, I had seven papers, two exams, and a speech due. Yeah, that's right: seven...
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