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Forum: Article Discussion Mar 2nd, 2010, 07:54 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,122
d'accord. Christopher Walken was pretty much the...

d'accord. Christopher Walken was pretty much the only reason to see this movie. The gratuitous amount of Def Leppard in it was painful, but it served its comedic purpose as the soundtrack of the...
Forum: Article Discussion Aug 12th, 2009, 07:00 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,701
When I first learned of this film I thought,...

When I first learned of this film I thought, "WHAT? NO SHIPWRECK? NO SAILOR OUTFIT? NO MOTHERFUCKING PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER? FUCK THAT MOVIE, RIGHT IN ITS STUPID FACE!"

Hollywood needs to lay...
Forum: Article Discussion Aug 1st, 2009, 06:45 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 3,831
There's a group of people here in New Orleans who...

There's a group of people here in New Orleans who dressed up as zombies last Hallowe'en, set up a boombox on Frenchmen St., and re-enacted the zombie dance scene from Thriller.
Forum: Article Discussion May 3rd, 2009, 08:58 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,842
This reminds me a lot of a musical I had the...

This reminds me a lot of a musical I had the misfortune of performing in during my high school years. I absolutely HATE musicals; it causes a total loss of "suspension of disbelief." It's like a...
Forum: Article Discussion Mar 20th, 2009, 07:24 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 21,083
Oh man, I remember playing with so many of those...

Oh man, I remember playing with so many of those toys so long ago...and yes, I had the airport too! Many of which I'd forgotten about, such as battle beasts, but I can now vividly recall the tactile...
Forum: Article Discussion Mar 11th, 2009, 08:52 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,343
"YOU'LL BE SORRY, PEE-WEE HERMAN!" One of my...

"YOU'LL BE SORRY, PEE-WEE HERMAN!" One of my favorite movies of all time.

Glad you've shown Tetsu some love...I've used, "Ninja, vanish!" as an outro for many, many years.
Forum: Article Discussion Mar 11th, 2009, 08:17 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,351
I was big into Ministry during that...

I was big into Ministry during that period..."Filth Pig" and its predecessor have held respected places in my CD collection for over a decade. I was also big into Butthole Surfers at the time, so...
Forum: Article Discussion Feb 23rd, 2009, 04:33 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 8,833
I found the trailer to Gran Turino HILARIOUS. It...

I found the trailer to Gran Turino HILARIOUS. It looked like Clint Eastwood is trying to prove he's not too old to do action movies, but the result caused him to play into a stereotype of the...
Forum: Article Discussion Aug 12th, 2008, 08:21 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,342
For a truly intense Aliens fix, try out this...

For a truly intense Aliens fix, try out this flash port someone made on Newgrounds of the old Aliens board game. You basically play out the action-packed scenes from the movie, and the game uses the...
Forum: Article Discussion Jul 2nd, 2008, 01:24 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,941
I once....wasss a maaaaaaannnnnnnnn.....

I once....wasss a maaaaaaannnnnnnnn.....
Forum: Article Discussion Jun 9th, 2008, 04:14 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,518
Or you could come to New Orleans, where the...

Or you could come to New Orleans, where the apocalypse already happened. I have friends here who can tell you how many shotgun blasts to the face it can take to drop a very determined attacker. ...
Forum: Article Discussion May 7th, 2008, 10:04 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,561
This reminded me a lot of "The Bald...

This reminded me a lot of "The Bald Soprano."
Forum: Article Discussion May 4th, 2008, 09:53 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,865
Oh, I always loved how the puppets talked...

Oh, I always loved how the puppets talked directly to his crotch at one point. This was one of the many movies playing in the background as my parents and their friends played AD&D when I was a kid....
Forum: Article Discussion May 4th, 2008, 09:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 5,500
I loved the first one, but when i bought the...

I loved the first one, but when i bought the second one, the damn thing was missing a cd, but I didn't find that out until after I'd replayed the first in order to import my character, and at that...
Forum: Article Discussion Apr 18th, 2008, 05:32 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,154
I remember playing this in arcades, mostly...

I remember playing this in arcades, mostly because of the judge's "pee pee dance," which I found hilarious as a child.
Forum: Article Discussion Apr 14th, 2008, 10:13 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,441
Aye, I saw that once and it was awful.

Aye, I saw that once and it was awful.
Forum: Article Discussion Apr 14th, 2008, 10:05 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,946
Eh, I can remember the Ewok furor of my early...

Eh, I can remember the Ewok furor of my early childhood...the damn things got a spin-off movie, a saturday morning cartoon show, and tons of merchandising. I remember having an Ewok table as a kid. ...
Forum: Article Discussion Apr 11th, 2008, 09:25 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 10,935
What's funny is that a lot of these "spring"...

What's funny is that a lot of these "spring" bottled waters loosely define "spring" as "run of the mill municipal" water. One of the big brands around here is Kentwood, and people have actually told...
Forum: Forum Events Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:37 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 24,979
Irresponsibility of this sort is intolerable, and...

Irresponsibility of this sort is intolerable, and should be punished, like in a video of this tardy judge being spanked and uploaded here for all to bask in the shame.
Forum: Forum Events Mar 17th, 2008, 08:42 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 24,979
The idea which first came to me involved the use...

The idea which first came to me involved the use of the tentacle to enable the flinging of http://www.rubbersuitstudios.com/ptcct.htm this tract at unsuspecting...
Forum: Article Discussion Mar 10th, 2008, 02:46 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,071
AH AH AH! (thunderclap ensues)

AH AH AH! (thunderclap ensues)
Forum: Article Discussion Mar 5th, 2008, 11:43 PM
Replies: 203
Views: 59,984
A major problem with this article is that the...

A major problem with this article is that the word "cool" is used too much in describing geeks. That's the point: excessive enthusiasm bordering on Asperger's syndrome isn't cool. There's a line...
Forum: Article Discussion Feb 25th, 2008, 08:28 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,444
It's amazing how many things mooched off of Conan...

It's amazing how many things mooched off of Conan in those days: besides the getup, Fabio is holding Conan's sword.

"So, we can't get Schwarzenegger for the box art...but we got the next best...
Forum: Article Discussion Feb 21st, 2008, 04:15 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,016
Something that's always struck me as stupid in...

Something that's always struck me as stupid in zombie movies...why does shooting them kill them? Bullets kill living people by organ trauma or blood loss. A zombie is not alive, they aren't pumping...
Forum: Article Discussion Feb 19th, 2008, 03:01 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,247
I'm going to have to agree with RoG on...

I'm going to have to agree with RoG on IV...considering this comes from the same time period of "Over-the-top Environmentalism Invades Pop Culture" that brought us Captain Planet and Ferngully. I...
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