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Forum: General Blabber Aug 31st, 2007, 02:05 PM
Replies: 4,546
Views: 491,925
Posted By kellychaos
Alright, alright I get it. She's a girl. I'll...

Alright, alright I get it. She's a girl. I'll bet she has a little moustache, though. It's just a vibe I'm getting.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 31st, 2007, 11:15 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,623
Posted By kellychaos
My hairdresser can never quite perfect that same...

My hairdresser can never quite perfect that same look on me.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 31st, 2007, 11:12 AM
Replies: 4,546
Views: 491,925
Posted By kellychaos
Perhaps he's afraid to get close to us. Perhaps...

Perhaps he's afraid to get close to us. Perhaps the avatar is a defensive manuever designed to protect his fragile self-esteem from the immenent mockery that he knows will surely follow.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 27th, 2007, 11:18 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,555
Posted By kellychaos
I agree, Rog. I get most of my news and humor...

I agree, Rog. I get most of my news and humor fixes on-line. I part company at novels, though. I lose interest trying to read a novel on-line.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 25th, 2007, 02:05 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,555
Posted By kellychaos
That's right, Rog. I just remembered it about an...

That's right, Rog. I just remembered it about an hour after I posted that. I was blocked on the the name the whole day. I especially like his advice column. Does the magazine still exist?
Forum: General Blabber Jul 25th, 2007, 11:17 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,555
Posted By kellychaos
Humor Magazines

With the exception of Mad magazine, I'm seeing less and less humor magazines on the typical newstands. I have a question for those of you who remember Crazy magazine. What was the name of the clown...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 20th, 2007, 02:13 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,169
Posted By kellychaos
No, he just recently been charged although it...

No, he just recently been charged although it seems that they have been watching him for quite some time. They found seven dead dog carcasses on his property alone. That's sounds pretty damning to...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 18th, 2007, 02:18 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,583
Posted By kellychaos
When I was a kid, I could rub under my cat's chin...

When I was a kid, I could rub under my cat's chin for hynotizing-like effect. He'd be lights out in about two minutes. Forced hypnotization isn't a crime is it?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jul 12th, 2007, 02:11 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,160
Posted By kellychaos
The attitude that use of the n-word is exclusive...

The attitude that use of the n-word is exclusive to blacks is indeed a vicious, recursive circle. The ironic part is that those who are claiming it's so hurtful to them are the same that are holding...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 11th, 2007, 02:09 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 6,085
Posted By kellychaos
lolololololololololololololololol

lolololololololololololololololol
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jul 11th, 2007, 11:06 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,160
Posted By kellychaos
Do you know what prospect concerns me most about...

Do you know what prospect concerns me most about this funeral? Flesh-eating, zombie n-words.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jul 10th, 2007, 02:04 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,160
Posted By kellychaos
The word became such a distraction that at one...

The word became such a distraction that at one point one of the eulogizers was heard to exclaim, "Nigga please!" in an attempt to quite him down.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jul 10th, 2007, 11:10 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,160
Posted By kellychaos
N-Word Funeral

Word on the street is that many raps and scratches were heard emenating from the coffin because the word didn't want to die.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 9th, 2007, 11:13 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,457
Posted By kellychaos
If you make me your friend, I will send you...

If you make me your friend, I will send you amusing links from Fark in an effort to constantly win your approval.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 27th, 2007, 02:17 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 6,085
Posted By kellychaos
COOL...

COOL GAY

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/15487685_6f2de338af.jpg
Forum: General Blabber Jun 22nd, 2007, 02:15 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,858
Posted By kellychaos
A friend of mine had a cat with a urinary...

A friend of mine had a cat with a urinary infection which, at first, he didn't know about. He took the cat to the vet because it wouldn't use the litter box. After arriving at the diagnosis of the...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 21st, 2007, 02:16 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,858
Posted By kellychaos
My posts are often spastic and unwieldly. As a...

My posts are often spastic and unwieldly. As a message therapist, what would be your best advice, Max?
Forum: General Blabber Jun 20th, 2007, 02:13 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 5,527
Posted By kellychaos
If I had a time machine, I would zip back to...

If I had a time machine, I would zip back to right before Fartin Mowler's parents conception of him with a pocket full of condoms and beg that they use them during this unholy union.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 19th, 2007, 02:16 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 6,085
Posted By kellychaos
Not if you go 'round overtly pushing your gayness...

Not if you go 'round overtly pushing your gayness on me. That's gay!
Forum: General Blabber Jun 18th, 2007, 02:16 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 5,527
Posted By kellychaos
If time travel were possible, would we be more or...

If time travel were possible, would we be more or less suseptible to the germs in that past that have yet to evolve?
Forum: General Blabber Jun 13th, 2007, 02:17 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 5,527
Posted By kellychaos
Much tribute would be demanded and bestowed upon...

Much tribute would be demanded and bestowed upon Kelly the Time God.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 12th, 2007, 02:16 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 5,527
Posted By kellychaos
I'd go back circa the early Roman Empire and...

I'd go back circa the early Roman Empire and become the pagan God of time.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 5th, 2005, 06:04 PM
Replies: 1,235
Views: 49,958
Posted By kellychaos
/rolls 17 :/

/rolls 17 :/
Forum: General Blabber Dec 5th, 2005, 05:50 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,517
Posted By kellychaos
Me: OMG! I found a pair of car keys in Marc's...

Me: OMG! I found a pair of car keys in Marc's nose!

Another guy: Those are MY car keys. Shine the flashlight this way. If we find my car, we can both drive outta here!!

:echoechoecho
Forum: General Blabber Dec 5th, 2005, 05:46 PM
Replies: 17,733
Views: 1,619,498
Posted By kellychaos
'cause kellychaos only does the generic stuff ......

'cause kellychaos only does the generic stuff ... like ... OMG! ... how SMALL are those bags of peanuts :lol
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