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Forum: Article Discussion Oct 29th, 2013, 03:31 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,719
Posted By Captain Seamus
I learned that a lot of horror movie sequels...

I learned that a lot of horror movie sequels would've been better off under different titles.
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 21st, 2013, 05:44 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,049
Posted By Captain Seamus
It's like the twists in these movies are thought...

It's like the twists in these movies are thought up on the spot, midway through production.
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 15th, 2013, 02:03 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,443
Posted By Captain Seamus
I went to Horror Nights on Saturday, and man, I...

I went to Horror Nights on Saturday, and man, I never realized how tough it must be to get some of these pictures. You're seriously quick on the draw, RoG.

Black Sabbath was my favorite maze because...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 21st, 2013, 10:05 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,623
Posted By Captain Seamus
When I was a kid, I (apparently) told my dad that...

When I was a kid, I (apparently) told my dad that I had a friend named Bob, who was a bald, invisible floating head. I don't remember it at all, but it freaked my dad out something fierce.

I guess...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 13th, 2013, 02:48 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,072
Posted By Captain Seamus
Funny thing about The Mask: in the comic the...

Funny thing about The Mask: in the comic the movie was based off of, putting on the Mask actually did make you a psycho killer.

I love this kind of misguided marketing where they took ridiculously...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 5th, 2012, 02:18 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,081
Posted By Captain Seamus
Ahahaha, Drew's Famous...they make so much...

Ahahaha, Drew's Famous...they make so much Halloween stuff it's not even funny. I have a few CDs of theirs from waaay back, and listening to them is always...I can't even think of a word. Like diving...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 1st, 2012, 02:00 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,971
Posted By Captain Seamus
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't hoping his eyes...

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't hoping his eyes would shoot out like rockets to kill the other two guys.
Forum: Article Discussion Dec 21st, 2011, 11:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,176
Posted By Captain Seamus
I want to live in this place.

I want to live in this place.
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 28th, 2011, 12:37 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,224
Posted By Captain Seamus
... ¿Qué?

...

¿Qué?
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 5th, 2011, 10:13 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,437
Posted By Captain Seamus
I've always wondered if you could actually shoot...

I've always wondered if you could actually shoot milk out of a Super Soaker like that.
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 18th, 2011, 04:00 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,880
Posted By Captain Seamus
That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about.
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 17th, 2011, 12:14 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,880
Posted By Captain Seamus
I remember that Sci-Fi (not SyFy) had an original...

I remember that Sci-Fi (not SyFy) had an original movie where they promised a snakeman and delivered a giant snake instead. It was the same one with the winner from Who Wants To Be A Superhero in a...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 1st, 2011, 11:46 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,831
Posted By Captain Seamus
Every Phantasm movie has got at least one random,...

Every Phantasm movie has got at least one random, gloriously weird moment that goes down in history. Except number 4, but we don't talk about that.
Forum: Article Discussion Aug 3rd, 2011, 11:50 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,146
Posted By Captain Seamus
On page 17...is that a Warren Ellis puppet? Tell...

On page 17...is that a Warren Ellis puppet? Tell me it is.

Great gallery, as always. Made all the better because this is the first year since 2004 that I haven't been able to go.
Forum: Article Discussion Jun 13th, 2011, 04:28 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 7,734
Posted By Captain Seamus
Golden Axel!

Golden Axel!
Forum: Article Discussion Apr 20th, 2011, 03:59 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,282
Posted By Captain Seamus
I have never been impressed with Deadpool--save...

I have never been impressed with Deadpool--save for when I heard him described as the weaponized cure for cancer, but it was Norman Osborn who did that--and likely never will be. Combining him with...
Forum: Article Discussion Apr 19th, 2011, 08:36 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,842
Posted By Captain Seamus
This is like the soundtrack to those experiments...

This is like the soundtrack to those experiments the CIA did with LSD.

Before I become completely submerged in this synthy muck, lemme say that this is a hilarious review. Great job.
Forum: Article Discussion Apr 7th, 2011, 05:44 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 7,377
Posted By Captain Seamus
Pax Burbanka has begun again! That's what you...

Pax Burbanka has begun again!

That's what you were doing, right? Reclaiming the lost provinces of the empire?
Forum: Article Discussion Mar 26th, 2011, 02:35 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 4,781
Posted By Captain Seamus
This is the first time I've ever heard anyone...

This is the first time I've ever heard anyone refer to the N64 as bad. I...don't know how to feel.

Diggin' the classic arcade cabinet art, as always. Especially like the fact that if I wasn't aware...
Forum: Article Discussion Feb 11th, 2011, 10:34 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,726
Posted By Captain Seamus
I liked this one, because I was expecting very...

I liked this one, because I was expecting very little but got a neat-enough splatter film.

Kinda wish there were more Nazi Zombie movies though. There was one other that I heard about, that would've...
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 28th, 2010, 08:10 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,130
Posted By Captain Seamus
Is that an actual ghost knight two pictures above...

Is that an actual ghost knight two pictures above the Urine-Vision Vampire?
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 26th, 2010, 09:53 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,879
Posted By Captain Seamus
Everything about Phantasm is great. I especially...

Everything about Phantasm is great. I especially love the cover to the album...it's wild.
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 22nd, 2010, 09:20 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,241
Posted By Captain Seamus
"Party's over." VRRRRRMMMMM The original Texas...

"Party's over." VRRRRRMMMMM

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre isn't gory at all, by the way.
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 21st, 2010, 05:51 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,468
Posted By Captain Seamus
The second animatronic barfing guy looks kinda...

The second animatronic barfing guy looks kinda like Tommy Wiseau...
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 20th, 2010, 09:01 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,792
Posted By Captain Seamus
On a filmmaking forum that I visit sometimes,...

On a filmmaking forum that I visit sometimes, there's a guy who did some special effects work on Battlestar Galactica as well as this movie. He said they had all sorts of trouble filming the African...
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