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Forum: Article Discussion Nov 25th, 2009, 04:10 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,459
Posted By darqmommy
i am one of those people who had the cassette in...

i am one of those people who had the cassette in college. it was given to me by a friend, adn it really blew my mind. i played that thing into the ground, tramping all over campus with my Walkman and...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 21st, 2009, 01:25 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,541,105
Posted By darqmommy
that went really well.

that went really well.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 21st, 2009, 01:22 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,541,105
Posted By darqmommy
ah, i have heard of these "Chat rooms." i am...

ah, i have heard of these "Chat rooms." i am familiar with the procedure.
ahem...

Attention, gentlemen! i am a very attractive blonde girl with loads of free time!
Forum: General Blabber Sep 21st, 2009, 01:20 AM
Replies: 89,618
Views: 7,541,105
Posted By darqmommy
chat?

chat?
Forum: Forum Events Sep 21st, 2009, 01:17 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 43,945
Posted By darqmommy
the most frightening thing on here so far is the...

the most frightening thing on here so far is the way that Blood-Panther just set that ham right down on the arm of his sofa without any regard to how much his mom or wife will have to scrub to get...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 21st, 2009, 01:03 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 10,836
Posted By darqmommy
i want you all to know i am deeply touched by...

i want you all to know i am deeply touched by your interest, but i will not be available to star in any "creature" type movies for the next several years, as i am on an extended hiatus.
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 21st, 2009, 12:56 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 14,180
Posted By darqmommy
I love it when ROG posts these things. it reminds...

I love it when ROG posts these things. it reminds me of sitting around and watching crappy TV with my dad. we used to get so bad with our ironic remarks that my mom stopped watching with us, because...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 11th, 2009, 07:07 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 10,836
Posted By darqmommy
>>>>>>>>or how bout we finally get a full-on big...

>>>>>>>>or how bout we finally get a full-on big screen treatment of "In a Dark, Dark Room" itd be the best 3 minute movie you ever saw in your life. <<<<<<

incidentally, i did a version of that for...
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 11th, 2009, 07:05 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 10,836
Posted By darqmommy
ok guys, i hear what you're saying, but i need to...

ok guys, i hear what you're saying, but i need to let you know that the next HUGE trend in movies will be this: picture an "underground" network, if you will, of ultra-hip young, attractive vampires...
Forum: Article Discussion Mar 25th, 2009, 01:19 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 44,294
Posted By darqmommy
i'm SO GLAD you finally showed me some pictures...

i'm SO GLAD you finally showed me some pictures of old things and old jars! that really validates me... i'm starting to tear up a bit... especially the brown bottles and the acupuncture dummy, which...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 5th, 2009, 03:15 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,451
Posted By darqmommy
aww, of course i like nothing better than a...

aww, of course i like nothing better than a monocle! they are soooo cute! heeee!
(insert Japanese schoolgirl pic)
Forum: General Blabber Dec 29th, 2008, 02:11 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 7,014
Posted By darqmommy
hey, i got the "Dragon: Naturally Speaking" voice...

hey, i got the "Dragon: Naturally Speaking" voice recognition software. for $100, it works really well. i'm impressed. i can use it a lot for my job...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 19th, 2008, 01:23 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,645
Posted By darqmommy
Criminy! the B-List Actors' Guild of Assassins...

Criminy! the B-List Actors' Guild of Assassins has found me!
Forum: General Blabber Nov 18th, 2008, 06:07 PM
Replies: 4,546
Views: 593,891
Posted By darqmommy
ok, just to please Zorak, i will clarify: Name-...

ok, just to please Zorak, i will clarify:

Name- nice try.
Age- 31
job- mental health
where are you at?- in front of a cute IBM Thinkpad!!!
how did you find out about this site?- i think my husband...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Nov 13th, 2008, 06:07 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 6,779
Posted By darqmommy
when we play FF games, we like to give the...

when we play FF games, we like to give the summons creatures really disrespectful names like "Tweety" and "Kitty." i never said i was smart.
Forum: Loveline Nov 13th, 2008, 05:45 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 25,580
Posted By darqmommy
am i not just allowed to be a really weird...

am i not just allowed to be a really weird geek-lady without people asking questions?!
Forum: Loveline Nov 13th, 2008, 05:45 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 25,580
Posted By darqmommy
what is it?!

what is it?!
Forum: Loveline Nov 13th, 2008, 05:41 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 25,580
Posted By darqmommy
really? do i appear that ridiculous and...

really? do i appear that ridiculous and insubstantial?! 0_o
Forum: Loveline Nov 13th, 2008, 02:39 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 25,580
Posted By darqmommy
i didn't meet my husband in a forum, but in the...

i didn't meet my husband in a forum, but in the next-best place: the University anime fan club!!!! wow! there he was, slouched in the blue-tinged darkness under a baseball cap! there i was, trying to...
Forum: Movies & Television Nov 13th, 2008, 02:31 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 89,486
Posted By darqmommy
i'm sure somebody has already mentioned the first...

i'm sure somebody has already mentioned the first monster musical ever, "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zomies."
if not, i am mentioning it now. i looove...
Forum: Music Nov 13th, 2008, 02:21 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 16,459
Posted By darqmommy
yaay, i love "Hold me, trill me, kiss me, &...

yaay, i love "Hold me, trill me, kiss me, & cetera..."
also, i will say "Tower of Strength" by The Mission.
Forum: Music Nov 13th, 2008, 02:12 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,265
Posted By darqmommy
"Vicar in a Tutu" by The Smiths. ugh... i weep...

"Vicar in a Tutu" by The Smiths. ugh... i weep for the wasted genius.
Forum: Article Discussion Nov 13th, 2008, 01:58 PM
Replies: 203
Views: 113,167
Posted By darqmommy
i sometimes enjoy just loking up the keyword...

i sometimes enjoy just loking up the keyword "furry" on google and then cackling hysterically at what i find. the extremely earnest furries who write furry fiction are the best!
Forum: Music Nov 13th, 2008, 01:53 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 9,604
Posted By darqmommy
my son, who is four, likes to sing "Bigger,...

my son, who is four, likes to sing "Bigger, Faster, Harder, Stronger." however, he only sings, over and over, "Stronger! Stronger!" i keep showing him the words in plain writing, but he NEVER GETS...
Forum: Article Discussion Nov 13th, 2008, 12:41 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 6,295
Posted By darqmommy
i just bought "Dead Man's Party," and i rank it...

i just bought "Dead Man's Party," and i rank it right up there with the Talking Heads' "Speaking in Tongues" for ultimate greatness! viva la nu wave, la post-nu-wave, and any of the other tacky,...
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