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Forum: General Blabber May 6th, 2004, 09:16 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,445
Posted By Akennedy90
Hey look at me Im at school

Hey it me again I am at school right now. I am so freakin bored!
wow I am suprised that my school will allow this website since it contains stuff in it that makes fun of ther christian religion
I...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 16th, 2004, 08:37 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,328
Posted By Akennedy90
Hey does anyone on here besides me think mowler...

Hey does anyone on here besides me think mowler is an idiot.
Lol
Dr.Boogie I like you little tranforming guy its cool. Wherd you find it or did you create it yourself?
Forum: General Blabber Feb 14th, 2004, 07:10 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,328
Posted By Akennedy90
The Girl I Like!!!!!

"Holy Crap" I thought as I was on the phone actually hearing the words come out of her mouth. she asked me if I wanted to go see the Return of the king with her. I was awestruck.
Finally my big...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 13th, 2004, 01:49 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,291
Posted By Akennedy90
Wow.

I am really surpised I actually have some people on this website like the stuff that i post. Thank you. You all make me fell as if i have freinds. (Also i am not related to every single collins in...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 7th, 2004, 05:28 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,022
Posted By Akennedy90
Im back!!!!!!!

Yall told me to shut up for a while so i did Muhahahahaha.
I am here again to post .
Oh yah
I am Chance Collins and I live in MIssouri.
I am so alone.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:26 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,975
Posted By Akennedy90
HEY THE GIRL I LIKE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!

Hey i am going out with the roman catholic girl i like and guess what she knew i was atheist the whole time
I couldnt hardly believe it.
She even kissed me and i kissed her (ahhhh young love)
She is...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 1st, 2004, 07:28 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,728
Posted By Akennedy90
Ring in the new year.

Well its time to start writting 2004 on stuff now.
I think its wierd another year has roled around already.
I think its funny how long a human life is. Its a blink of the galaxys eye.
Soon this...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2003, 01:40 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,777
Posted By Akennedy90
Okay Okay I get the point I post way to much I...

Okay Okay I get the point I post way to much I guess its cause i live in the middle of nowwhere and have no one to talk to.
Oh yah and chimp man I dont care what you are thats your...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2003, 01:38 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,777
Posted By Akennedy90
Okay Okay I get the point I post way to much I...

Okay Okay I get the point I post way to much I guess its cause i live in the middle of nowwhere and have no one to talk to.
Oh yah and chimp man I dont care what you are thats your...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2003, 01:35 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,799
Posted By Akennedy90
Ummm yah why would I be banned? Freedom of...

Ummm yah why would I be banned?
Freedom of speech,and religion and freedom to make fun of religion.
I am not antireligious by any means and im not trying to change you guys to be secular. I just...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2003, 01:25 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,777
Posted By Akennedy90
Sorry Oh yah btw I have nothing aginst religion I...

Sorry Oh yah btw I have nothing aginst religion I just find this stuff humourus so dont think me an antireligious person okay
Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2003, 01:21 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,777
Posted By Akennedy90
Saving

In keep with the spirit of the "Screen Savior", this brings one to wonder how word processor messages would differ if written by adherents to some different Christian denominations, especially the...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2003, 01:17 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 6,978
Posted By Akennedy90
Hey noob3 if all else fails just get high on...

Hey noob3 if all else fails just get high on gasoline I've never done it but just unscrew the cap on cars gas tank and stick your nose up to it and inhale away just dont inhale too long it might kill...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2003, 12:59 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,799
Posted By Akennedy90
50 Fun Things For Non-Christians To Do In Church

Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 31st, 2003, 12:39 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,428
Posted By Akennedy90
I have a pet Racoon.

Woot I have a pet Racoon.
I have a permit for him and he has had all his shots.
He isnt rabbid he is just a racoon.
He is 4 years old.
We got him by accident cause his mother got hit by a truck on...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 30th, 2003, 03:55 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,808
Posted By Akennedy90
I have a solution Mr.Mockery go paint your house...

I have a solution Mr.Mockery go paint your house then watch it dry!
Sounds good EHHH? :)
Forum: General Blabber Dec 30th, 2003, 03:49 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,968
Posted By Akennedy90
Mesia=religious leader i think I might have used...

Mesia=religious leader i think I might have used a wrong word
Forum: General Blabber Dec 30th, 2003, 03:46 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,968
Posted By Akennedy90
I find religion extremly confusing and...

I find religion extremly confusing and assbackwards.
Most "religious" People have thier heads so far up thier asses they cant hear to reason. Most religions teach to be nice to your fellow person....
Forum: General Blabber Dec 30th, 2003, 03:41 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 9,146
Posted By Akennedy90
I have 15cats (all of them are ones people have...

I have 15cats (all of them are ones people have abondoned)
They are all sapyed and neuterd. I dont think declawing is the solution. Just clap or make a semi loud noise when a cat is clawing something...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 30th, 2003, 03:20 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,968
Posted By Akennedy90
If jesus was a jew.....

Why does the KuKluxKlan hate jews?
That doesnt make sense theyd be hateing thier own religion or Leader or mesia or whatever.
I find this extremly stupid on the kkk for being raceist and also their...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 30th, 2003, 03:12 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,367
Posted By Akennedy90
OMG wouldnt that hurt my dick(gasp) the only...

OMG wouldnt that hurt my dick(gasp)
the only reason iwrote this was cause i was extremly bored now go drink your dick juice and be happy puree man
Forum: General Blabber Dec 30th, 2003, 01:46 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,367
Posted By Akennedy90
To tell everyone the truth I am 15 years old I...

To tell everyone the truth I am 15 years old I live in southern Missouri, I am changing the fact that i am athiest to secular, I masterbate alot , and I love Hentai ,magna or anime porn
Forum: General Blabber Dec 30th, 2003, 01:40 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,367
Posted By Akennedy90
Yes im sisco yes im ebert and your getting two...

Yes im sisco yes im ebert and your getting two thumbs up youve had enough of two hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds i want you smotherd want you coverd like my waffle house...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 30th, 2003, 01:23 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,367
Posted By Akennedy90
Their coming help me thier coming to get...

Their coming help me
thier coming to get me
Aghhhhh the cats
This is the chance to do the dance called the hump
do me baby do the hump de hump
Quicker than a ray of light orgasim uhuhuhuhuhuh
Swet...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 30th, 2003, 01:17 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,367
Posted By Akennedy90
YOU TALKIN BOUT ME SUCKA BRING YOUR PRETTY FACE...

YOU TALKIN
BOUT ME SUCKA
BRING YOUR
PRETTY FACE TO
MY AXE
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