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Forum: Loveline Sep 5th, 2008, 08:28 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 20,345
Posted By Madonna
:rolleyes Everyone thinks that I'm a raving...

:rolleyes

Everyone thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.
Forum: Loveline Sep 5th, 2008, 08:22 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 20,345
Posted By Madonna
People think they will wake up one day and I'll...

People think they will wake up one day and I'll be gone. But I'm never going away.
Forum: Loveline Sep 5th, 2008, 08:13 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 20,345
Posted By Madonna
I'd like to think I am taking people on a...

I'd like to think I am taking people on a journey; I am not just entertaining people, but giving them something to think about when they leave. :)
Forum: General Blabber Sep 5th, 2008, 08:02 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 10,085
Posted By Madonna
Open your heart, I'll make you love me. Its...

Open your heart, I'll make you love me.

Its not that hard, if you just turn the key.

:rave
Forum: General Blabber Sep 5th, 2008, 07:47 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 10,085
Posted By Madonna
Try not to take it personally. I try to have...

Try not to take it personally. I try to have thick skin, but every once in a while I read something that someone says about me, and it's so slanderous and moralistic and it has nothing to do with my...
Forum: Loveline Sep 5th, 2008, 07:44 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 20,345
Posted By Madonna
Ask her to play Truth or Dare. :orgasm

Ask her to play Truth or Dare. :orgasm
Forum: Movies & Television Sep 5th, 2008, 07:40 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 7,409
Posted By Madonna
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd163/business_...

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd163/business_corr/madonna/810e.jpg
Forum: General Blabber Sep 5th, 2008, 06:31 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 10,085
Posted By Madonna
I live to entertain. :blah

I live to entertain. :blah
Forum: Loveline Sep 5th, 2008, 03:15 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 20,345
Posted By Madonna
I think the ultimate challenge is to have some...

I think the ultimate challenge is to have some kind of style and grace, even though you haven't got money, or standing in society, or formal education. I had a very middle, lower-middle class sort of...
Forum: Music Sep 5th, 2008, 03:12 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,613
Posted By Madonna
When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I...

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 5th, 2008, 03:05 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 10,085
Posted By Madonna
103. Threaten me with arrest for simulating...

103. Threaten me with arrest for simulating masturbation onstage.
104. Continue to call me "Material Girl" even though I did that song years ago and I despise that nickname.
105. Publish nude...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 5th, 2008, 12:10 AM
Replies: 676
Views: 496,196
Posted By Madonna
Thank you. I love all my fans. :)

Thank you. I love all my fans. :)
Forum: General Blabber Sep 4th, 2008, 11:58 PM
Replies: 676
Views: 496,196
Posted By Madonna
Great artists are invariably misunderstood. :\

Great artists are invariably misunderstood. :\
Forum: Loveline Sep 4th, 2008, 11:55 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 20,345
Posted By Madonna
That'll make her Crazy for You, and you'll both...

That'll make her Crazy for You, and you'll both get Into the Groove. :)

Just don't go see my new movie, Body of Evidence, with her. Its a little too raunchy for a first date and it might scare her...
Forum: Music Sep 4th, 2008, 11:48 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,613
Posted By Madonna
I know you want me. I'm not gonna hurt you. ...

I know you want me.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Just close your eyes.
Forum: Loveline Sep 4th, 2008, 11:47 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 20,345
Posted By Madonna
Dont go for second best baby Put your love to the...

Dont go for second best baby
Put your love to the test
Forum: General Blabber Sep 4th, 2008, 11:41 PM
Replies: 676
Views: 496,196
Posted By Madonna
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll249/auronvalt...

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll249/auronvaltyer/Eroticavideoanimated01.gifhttp://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o53/myuta21/Madonna/av_erotica01.gifhttp://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m259/michelle1...
Forum: Comics 'n Books Sep 4th, 2008, 10:16 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 10,554
Posted By Madonna
The very first printing of my new book, Sex, was...

The very first printing of my new book, Sex, was just presented to me. I'm so happy.
Forum: Movies & Television Sep 4th, 2008, 10:13 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 7,409
Posted By Madonna
I'll drive you insane with a little pain. You...

I'll drive you insane with a little pain.

You know, I'd better write that down.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 4th, 2008, 10:04 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,295
Posted By Madonna
He's a repressed old man who needs a strong woman...

He's a repressed old man who needs a strong woman to order him around.
Forum: Music Sep 4th, 2008, 10:02 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,613
Posted By Madonna
You'd better stop that insolence or Mistress Dita...

You'd better stop that insolence or Mistress Dita will punish you.

*whip crack*
Forum: Music Sep 4th, 2008, 09:02 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,613
Posted By Madonna
I don't take drugs: I never did. All the feelings...

I don't take drugs: I never did. All the feelings that drugs are supposed to produce in you - confidence or energy - I can produce naturally. The only problem is going to sleep. But I never take...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 4th, 2008, 08:49 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 5,094
Posted By Madonna
I'm too much of a workaholic to appreciate labor...

I'm too much of a workaholic to appreciate labor day. :\
Forum: Movies & Television Sep 4th, 2008, 08:45 PM
Replies: 4,673
Views: 826,802
Posted By Madonna
To me, the whole process of being a brush stroke...

To me, the whole process of being a brush stroke in someone else's painting is a little difficult. :\
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 4th, 2008, 05:04 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 14,860
Posted By Madonna
Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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