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Forum: General Blabber Nov 28th, 2010, 08:15 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,433
Posted By Jeanette X
I had in case something like this were to...

I had in case something like this were to happen.

Because that's how my luck goes.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 28th, 2010, 01:38 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,433
Posted By Jeanette X
Coffee CAN. >: I'm proud of my foresight in...

Coffee CAN. >:

I'm proud of my foresight in bringing it.
Forum: Loveline Nov 27th, 2010, 01:38 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 5,829
Posted By Jeanette X
I didn't copy this from anywhere, this is a real...

I didn't copy this from anywhere, this is a real encounter I had on Yahoo. >:
Forum: General Blabber Nov 27th, 2010, 12:07 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,433
Posted By Jeanette X
Another bowel movement story

Yes boys and girls, I have another poop story for you. Sit down by the fire allow me to regale you with this tale.

On my way to my Grandmother’s house for Thanksgiving, my lower intestine decided to...
Forum: Loveline Nov 26th, 2010, 02:34 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 5,829
Posted By Jeanette X
Bot Sex

kyleestrella3922 :
howdy
Me:
Who're you?
kyleestrella3922 :
Yay someone to talk to !! how are u? I found your name in the yahoo online members search
Me:
You aren't a bot, are you?
kyleestrella3922...
Forum: Loveline Aug 23rd, 2010, 05:53 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 7,309
Posted By Jeanette X
Update: I just got in from the clinic, and the...

Update: I just got in from the clinic, and the nurse said it was just a little bit of an injury from the toy and that it will heal on its own. She also said that the ointment cleared up any BV, but...
Forum: Loveline Aug 22nd, 2010, 12:40 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 7,309
Posted By Jeanette X
I did lube the damn thing, and my body produced...

I did lube the damn thing, and my body produced plenty of fluid. I've never had an issue with this toy before. :\
Forum: Loveline Aug 22nd, 2010, 01:03 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 7,309
Posted By Jeanette X
Well, I wasn't exactly gentle with myself...I...

Well, I wasn't exactly gentle with myself...I suppose slamming it in and out of an already irritated vaginal canal was a bad idea...:\

I suppose I should avoid penetration for a while. Its a shame,...
Forum: Loveline Aug 21st, 2010, 10:36 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 7,309
Posted By Jeanette X
http://www.amazon.com/Trinity-Vibes-PM105-G-Spot-A...

http://www.amazon.com/Trinity-Vibes-PM105-G-Spot-Attachment/dp/B002BU2MPS/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1282440923&sr=1-4

The culprit.
Forum: Loveline Aug 21st, 2010, 09:42 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 7,309
Posted By Jeanette X
Advice/Reassurance please. (WARNING! TMI ZONE)

Okay, I just masturbated using a nubbed toy. It felt fine during the act, but when I removed it, I noticed I had blood on it! Not menstrual blood either, regular blood! My period was two weeks ago.
...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 19th, 2010, 01:20 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 15,252
Posted By Jeanette X
The Walmart Foundation also gives to scholarship...

The Walmart Foundation also gives to scholarship programs, as well as hunger relief, disaster relief, and other causes. I suppose that makes those charities EVIL LACKEYS OF TEH CORPORATE MACHINE as...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 18th, 2010, 08:43 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 15,252
Posted By Jeanette X
Love you too. :)

Love you too. :)
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 18th, 2010, 08:41 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 15,252
Posted By Jeanette X
Once again, what constitutes the "reasonable...

Once again, what constitutes the "reasonable suspicion" that a person is illegal and that a cop should demand their papers, if not race?

I'm waiting.

You don't believe me that minorities are...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 18th, 2010, 01:35 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 15,252
Posted By Jeanette X
(citation needed) :blah Do you really think that...

(citation needed) :blah

Do you really think that if they wanted a law that would unfairly target Latinos, that they would write explicitly that way?

It isn't having to show your license, its the...
Forum: Music May 18th, 2010, 12:13 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,748
Posted By Jeanette X
:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock...

:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 18th, 2010, 12:05 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 15,252
Posted By Jeanette X
Are you referring to La Raza? You naive idiot....

Are you referring to La Raza?
You naive idiot. How can you be so mind-boggling stupid as to believe that Latinos aren't being hassled in this country due to race?

If you support the law, and I...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 14th, 2010, 01:11 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 15,252
Posted By Jeanette X
That's right, the immigrants are mindless and...

That's right, the immigrants are mindless and defenseless and are manipulated by forces that only you, in your position of privilege, can possibly hope to understand.

"First, as a sovereign nation,...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 14th, 2010, 01:05 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 15,252
Posted By Jeanette X
You mouth-breathing, moronic boob. "La Raza"...

You mouth-breathing, moronic boob.

"La Raza" does not neccessarily mean "The Race", it can mean "the People", which it does in that context. Hispanic/Latino ISN'T A FUCKING RACE. THERE ARE WHITE...
Forum: Article Discussion May 13th, 2010, 10:08 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,966
Posted By Jeanette X
No, that's just not enough character development...

No, that's just not enough character development for me. I like crazy villains, but it has to be a crazy that I can understand. That's what makes a character, and by extension, a movie, work for me....
Forum: Movies & Television May 11th, 2010, 05:17 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,580
Posted By Jeanette X
I wish. I've only written Daily Show and Blades...

I wish. I've only written Daily Show and Blades of Glory fiction. :\
Forum: Article Discussion May 11th, 2010, 05:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,966
Posted By Jeanette X
In other body horror movies there was a point to...

In other body horror movies there was a point to it all. The Cenobites from Hellraiser wanted to "enlighten" people about pleasure and pain. In Alien the monsters wanted to reproduce. In Videodrome...
Forum: Article Discussion May 11th, 2010, 12:49 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,966
Posted By Jeanette X
What I don't get is, why does the villain want to...

What I don't get is, why does the villain want to make a human centipede in the first place? What's the point of it all?
Forum: Movies & Television May 11th, 2010, 12:44 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,580
Posted By Jeanette X
Its not SHOEHORNED, its a twist ending! :explode

Its not SHOEHORNED, its a twist ending! :explode
Forum: Movies & Television May 5th, 2010, 11:16 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,580
Posted By Jeanette X
It is! But despite being PG, it still manages to...

It is! But despite being PG, it still manages to be squicky.

Such is the skill of the author.
Forum: General Blabber May 5th, 2010, 01:59 AM
Replies: 676
Views: 369,373
Posted By Jeanette X
:love

:love
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