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Forum: General Blabber Jul 7th, 2003, 09:52 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 5,513
Posted By Johnny Horton
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http://www.geocities.com/tracey332002/sexing.html
Forum: Movies & Television Jul 3rd, 2003, 05:59 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,729
Posted By Johnny Horton
It doesn't matter if there were backup files or...

It doesn't matter if there were backup files or not, the fact remains that the course of history had changed. The chain of events which led up to the creation of the original Terminator never...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 3rd, 2003, 02:47 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,867
Posted By Johnny Horton
Reading this thread is like being in The Twilight...

Reading this thread is like being in The Twilight Zone or something.

I hear the music and see the door in space and shit.
Forum: Movies & Television Jul 2nd, 2003, 11:01 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,729
Posted By Johnny Horton
I found Robocop to be "deeper". The thought...

I found Robocop to be "deeper". The thought behind it, to me, surpassed that of Terminator, which I found to just be an exciting display of special effects, of which the plot was secondary.

The...
Forum: Movies & Television Jul 2nd, 2003, 07:07 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,729
Posted By Johnny Horton
Hey guys, I know you have taste

So if I asked you whether Robocop was better than Terminator, you'd say yes, right?

Right?
Forum: General Blabber Jun 30th, 2003, 10:41 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,278
Posted By Johnny Horton
http://www.geocities.com/larsonyrave/fetus.txt Hi...

http://www.geocities.com/larsonyrave/fetus.txt

Hi. I'm a fetus.

I like punk rock and dumpster birthin'.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 29th, 2003, 07:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,021
Posted By Johnny Horton
Re: geeks

It was better in the old days when Jews and "Darkies" were fair game.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 29th, 2003, 01:47 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,916
Posted By Johnny Horton
Doughnut?

It's here at last, brothers and sisters! The Freedom Paradise Riviera Maya Hotel is open!

That means if you are an obese slob who enjoys wallowing about in the sand of a four star hotel, you've now...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 29th, 2003, 12:12 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,368
Posted By Johnny Horton
I KNOW!!!

I KNOW!!!
Forum: General Blabber Jun 28th, 2003, 09:22 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,482
Posted By Johnny Horton
"It would be hard to actually "get into" most...

"It would be hard to actually "get into" most monkeys. You'd have to grab it by its scruff and fap it like a mitten or something."

:(
Forum: General Blabber Jun 28th, 2003, 09:16 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,368
Posted By Johnny Horton
Sometimes I keep my toothbrush in my mouth for hours...

... after I brush, completely on accident.
I just found one in my mouth.

I don't know how long it's been there.

:(
Forum: General Blabber Jun 28th, 2003, 04:52 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 4,900
Posted By Johnny Horton
I don't think I've ever cut myself while...

I don't think I've ever cut myself while shaving.

I don't use shaving cream. Real men do it raw, don't you know?

:rave
Forum: General Blabber Jun 27th, 2003, 11:53 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,109
Posted By Johnny Horton
Sometimes I wish...

... I didn't have a computer job, but instead, a job planting trees in the woods.

That would be so mellow. Carry a shovel around and some seedlings, talk to the birds and lizard friends. Maybe...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 26th, 2003, 08:58 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,627
Posted By Johnny Horton
"Lobster pot"

"Lobster pot"
Forum: General Blabber Jun 25th, 2003, 09:40 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,805
Posted By Johnny Horton
Never fuck with a woman

Right now she's stirring your coffee with a used tampon.
They always win.

:(
Forum: General Blabber Jun 25th, 2003, 10:51 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,495
Posted By Johnny Horton
We need mosquitos because in sixty million years...

We need mosquitos because in sixty million years time the only relic of human DNA will be in a mosquito trapped in amber and the new dolphin race will be able to recreate us using advanced cloning...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 24th, 2003, 04:58 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,268
Posted By Johnny Horton
You'll understand when you're more mature.

You'll understand when you're more mature.
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Jun 22nd, 2003, 11:03 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,420
Posted By Johnny Horton
The point: :) The line: Point split into...

The point:

:)

The line:

Point split into binary creates a third larger that sees both and perceives a line. It is a point hyperdimensionally experienced by the mind and replicated back into the...
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Jun 22nd, 2003, 10:56 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,420
Posted By Johnny Horton
A lexicon of virtual space

It seems to me that we need (or I would like) a way to relate posts virtually through words alone.

Basically a common glyphic system that would enable me (and you) to keep track of topics, names,...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jun 20th, 2003, 06:53 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,740
Posted By Johnny Horton
Firmtive Action

The recent riots in Michigan say much about the intelligence and political savvy of those of African descent.

Those people really know how to get their message out. Very effective, all that...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 17th, 2003, 10:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,785
Posted By Johnny Horton
:: Idle Insomnia ::

My room is painted white.

To the left side of my desk is a book called "Dagon And Other Macabre Tales", which is resting on top of my english dictionary.

Somewhere behind the desk is a pen which...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 13th, 2003, 05:08 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,841
Posted By Johnny Horton
I love myself and I get lots of chicks

And the chicks I get are pretty cool, smart, funny, and attractive. I used to just think they wanted me for my clean cut good looks and all my money, but even on Halloween, when I was wearing gore...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 4th, 2003, 07:00 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,525
Posted By Johnny Horton
Why Monogamy?

Bring back harems. It just doesn't seem fair that with all the love I have to give that I am limited by LAW to only one wife. If it was legal I'm sure I could convince my wife to bring on some...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:42 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,977
Posted By Johnny Horton
Because I'm nice...

Because I'm nice (http://gaffa.org/faq/faq_4_1.html)
Forum: General Blabber May 30th, 2003, 12:15 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,377
Posted By Johnny Horton
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Greeting and salutations!!
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