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Forum: Music Mar 14th, 2005, 11:23 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,061
Posted By slavemason
Friday's gig at Fred's Speak Easy (Asheville NC)...

Friday's gig at Fred's Speak Easy (Asheville NC) went well enough. Though I think "Sweet Titty" didn't go over as well in their liberal arts community as it usually does in our grease-pit hick...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Mar 9th, 2005, 04:21 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
Damn you stomach bug What a trick you played on...

Damn you stomach bug
What a trick you played on me
The bipolar purge >:
Forum: General Blabber Mar 9th, 2005, 04:15 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,639
Posted By slavemason
At least you're not trying to fool yourself.

At least you're not trying to fool yourself.
Forum: Music Mar 9th, 2005, 03:41 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,543
Posted By slavemason
Djorks!

Djorks!
Forum: Music Mar 9th, 2005, 03:39 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,061
Posted By slavemason
Last weekend we played in Clemson SC at the...

Last weekend we played in Clemson SC at the Joint. It usually has a pretty good crowd but for some reason the place was empty. We later found out that the "Girls Gone Wild" crew were in town at some...
Forum: Music Feb 19th, 2005, 07:46 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,061
Posted By slavemason
Last night's gig was damn fun. It was in...

Last night's gig was damn fun. It was in Asheville, NC at a sushi bar called Akumi. Our performance wasn't flawless but it rarely is. I'm not good at estimating head counts but fifty to seventy...
Forum: Music Feb 15th, 2005, 02:24 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,061
Posted By slavemason
The only time I can think of nearly losing my...

The only time I can think of nearly losing my shit while playing would have been when I played double bass with an acoustic group called Ted Tourette and the Hushpuppies. We played the usual...
Forum: Music Feb 11th, 2005, 02:21 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,587
Posted By slavemason
I just had one of those creepy afternoon bowel...

I just had one of those creepy afternoon bowel movements. :chatter
Forum: Music Feb 8th, 2005, 12:55 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,094
Posted By slavemason
http://thegodsofmars.com/ Those dirty bastards...

http://thegodsofmars.com/

Those dirty bastards rock.
Forum: Music Feb 8th, 2005, 12:42 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,682
Posted By slavemason
How about a floor to crash on instead?

How about a floor to crash on instead?
Forum: Music Feb 8th, 2005, 12:40 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,482
Posted By slavemason
Just punch them in the kidneys. I get clocked...

Just punch them in the kidneys.

I get clocked pretty regularly since I'm a head taller than most folks around me. I'm not a violent person but there's something about getting sucker-punched that'll...
Forum: Music Feb 8th, 2005, 12:26 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,966
Posted By slavemason
What about the Husker Du classic "New Day...

What about the Husker Du classic "New Day Rising"? Those are the only lyrics and that song rocks to the point of spontaneous human combustion.

Then again I suspect that you're probably just...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 27th, 2005, 11:52 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,940
Posted By slavemason
Mystery panties provide chuckles for aging hick.

So with a marriage down the drain and the rebound romp following soon thereafter, I find a pair of panties on my floor. I thought they belonged to the rebound romp since I had cleared the house of...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 15th, 2005, 01:52 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,571
Posted By slavemason
A little food and drink uh-huh, nothing too fancy.

A little food and drink uh-huh, nothing too fancy.
Forum: Music Jan 14th, 2005, 04:55 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,061
Posted By slavemason
I ran across this sinker while looking for a link...

I ran across this sinker while looking for a link to some netradio sites, damn search function doesn't work.

Anyway, our last gig was New Years Eve at Ground Zero again. We were lumped in with a...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 3rd, 2005, 09:56 AM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
Still there is comfort Trusty guitar and cold...

Still there is comfort
Trusty guitar and cold beers
Inspirational
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 3rd, 2005, 09:54 AM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
Still there is comfort Trusty guitar and cold...

Still there is comfort
Trusty guitar and cold beers
Inspirational
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 3rd, 2005, 09:52 AM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
Didn't really crash But still, it feels like a...

Didn't really crash
But still, it feels like a burn
Brakes have been applied
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 29th, 2004, 12:41 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
Time seems to have stopped My wait is nearly...

Time seems to have stopped
My wait is nearly over
Will I crash and burn?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 28th, 2004, 02:04 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
It won't be long now Or so I would like to...

It won't be long now
Or so I would like to think
Still not soon enough
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 28th, 2004, 02:01 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
Phone calls can torture All of the other...

Phone calls can torture
All of the other senses
That also miss her
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 23rd, 2004, 01:53 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
Don't sweat it Ralphie Rust and cobwebs are...

Don't sweat it Ralphie
Rust and cobwebs are alright
Don't shoot your eye out
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:58 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
Now my ears are cold Stocking caps will work I...

Now my ears are cold
Stocking caps will work I guess
I prefer her thighs
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:52 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
Alright, I'm horny But it's a focused horny Now...

Alright, I'm horny
But it's a focused horny
Now she's out of reach :(
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:49 PM
Replies: 394
Views: 36,535
Posted By slavemason
I want some hot cakes Then wash them down with...

I want some hot cakes
Then wash them down with some Tang
Poon variety
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