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Forum: General Blabber Jun 15th, 2003, 02:35 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,674
Posted By Yep.
Will you help me learn how to be more like you?

Will you help me learn how to be more like you?
Forum: General Blabber Jun 15th, 2003, 02:30 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 7,033
Posted By Yep.
I'm dumb, help me. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. ...

I'm dumb, help me.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp. Meeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Really, did you read what i said, or what?
I know yer super-smart time must be invaluable, but i just want to know why, ...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 15th, 2003, 01:58 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,926
Posted By Yep.
Johnny, I think the ladies think you are a...

Johnny, I think the ladies think you are a homosexual.
Or hot and usable.
Will you touch my erectum????
Forum: General Blabber Jun 15th, 2003, 01:46 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,674
Posted By Yep.
When is it time to get drunk?

You mofuckin' sousaholics.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 15th, 2003, 01:39 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,479
Posted By Yep.
For a poopy surprise, drink beet juice, then...

For a poopy surprise, drink beet juice, then thank god that you eventually realized that you drank beet juice the day before. You bloody stooled fool you.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 15th, 2003, 01:34 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 15,817
Posted By Yep.
My name, Kris, means "christ bringer" cause i...

My name, Kris, means "christ bringer" cause i comes through with the christ. My dad's a mofuckin pastor too. What!?? What Then Sucka?!?!?!?
Internet+alcahol=this post
Forum: General Blabber Jun 15th, 2003, 01:21 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 7,033
Posted By Yep.
I like potato chips, and if you disagree with me,...

I like potato chips, and if you disagree with me, you obviously don't understand what i'm saying. My argument is flawless, like Bruce Willis in "Moonlighting", or Van Damme in "Lionheart". How's...
Forum: Music Jun 11th, 2003, 08:43 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 7,505
Posted By Yep.
I used to like tool a whole lot, i still like...

I used to like tool a whole lot, i still like them a little, but i'm so turned off by all their goddamn gothkid fans proclaiming "tool is the best band ever and if maynard told me to suck his dick...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 11th, 2003, 08:26 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 7,033
Posted By Yep.
I'm just saying that the idea that somehow humans...

I'm just saying that the idea that somehow humans "owe" the earth something fails to take into account both human nature, and the natural world. It is in our self interest to keep the planet in good...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 11th, 2003, 02:37 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 7,033
Posted By Yep.
If you were thinking green you'd have already killed youself

Since my species was created by nature, isn't everything it does natural?
The earth made the mistake of allowing such an ignorant, shortsighted, destructive species to reach the top of the food...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 11th, 2003, 02:00 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,326
Posted By Yep.
I love you...

I love you...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 11th, 2003, 01:59 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 20,394
Posted By Yep.
Maybe you just lack assertiveness sometimes so...

Maybe you just lack assertiveness sometimes so you let women walk all over you. Then you over-compensate and act like an asshole.
Or maybe i don't know shit about your situation.
In any case, if...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 9th, 2003, 09:53 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,326
Posted By Yep.
I wanna be an anarchist too! That means that i...

I wanna be an anarchist too!
That means that i just have to have the bigger gun, or the bigger gang, or control over vital resources to be the LORD OF ALL.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 9th, 2003, 01:45 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 10,853
Posted By Yep.
You obviously suffer from beautiful penis envy so...

You obviously suffer from beautiful penis envy so i will ignore your statement, Ugly McPenis.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 9th, 2003, 01:41 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 35,401
Posted By Yep.
you will all learn to love my penis.

you will all learn to love my penis.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 7th, 2003, 09:29 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 21,361
Posted By Yep.
I will be 187's father figure. I will be the one...

I will be 187's father figure.
I will be the one who loves him... Till the end of...
...
...
...
time.
Forum: General Blabber Jun 7th, 2003, 09:09 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,327
Posted By Yep.
Johnny's gonna get ladies like David Koresh.

Johnny's gonna get ladies like David Koresh.
Forum: General Blabber May 30th, 2003, 04:25 AM
Replies: 50
ugh
Views: 9,673
Posted By Yep.
GODAMMNIT, ARE WE ALL GONNA STOP FIGHTING AND IS...

GODAMMNIT, ARE WE ALL GONNA STOP FIGHTING AND IS SOMEONE

GONNA RUB MY GODDAMN FEET ALFUCKINREADY?!?

SATNSANGEL JUST WANTS ONE OF YOU TO RUB MY SORE FEET!!!

CHRIST, I WORK THIRTEEN HOURS A...
Forum: General Blabber May 30th, 2003, 12:29 AM
Replies: 4,545
Views: 1,007,719
Posted By Yep.
Name-Kristopher Age-21 Job-I bake cakes,...

Name-Kristopher
Age-21
Job-I bake cakes, slut.
Where? Minnesota
I post because I love.
How long? I dunno, look to your left.
Hobbies- I like the idea of getting in shape and riding my bike...
Forum: General Blabber May 29th, 2003, 06:22 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 20,394
Posted By Yep.
I think i grew up too soon. I remember the...

I think i grew up too soon.

I remember the first time some slut blew my "black kid". :orgasm
Forum: General Blabber May 29th, 2003, 05:58 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,229
Posted By Yep.
That sounds rough man. :( Do what you gotta do...

That sounds rough man. :(
Do what you gotta do to put your life back together.
Get a job with an airline or a hotel- if that's even possible anymore-and go travel, get the fuck out of portland.
Forum: General Blabber May 29th, 2003, 04:58 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,178
Posted By Yep.
If he ditched you for a slutty mcskunkyhair then...

If he ditched you for a slutty mcskunkyhair then to hell with him. You need Parker Lewis girl, cause he can't lose.

Seriously, you should never forget the way he treated you and never allow...
Forum: General Blabber May 29th, 2003, 04:50 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 7,578
Posted By Yep.
Damn, i wish my lady thought she was ugly with a...

Damn, i wish my lady thought she was ugly with a naked face. It be so much easier to control her if she had self esteem issues.
Forum: General Blabber May 29th, 2003, 04:47 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 7,482
Posted By Yep.
He's looking up like he's about to get...

He's looking up like he's about to get mouthhumped.
Oooooooooh, i'd like to mouth-hump him.
Forum: General Blabber May 29th, 2003, 04:43 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 14,319
Posted By Yep.
Cats are rad. Thank you for post, it made me feel...

Cats are rad.
Thank you for post, it made me feel good inside.
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