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Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 17th, 2005, 07:23 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,097
Posted By MEATMAN
A link to Operation Clambake, a site that has...

A link to Operation Clambake, a site that has everything you need to know about what goes on behind the scenes of the Church of Scientology:

http://www.xenu.net/
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 29th, 2005, 11:00 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,400
Posted By MEATMAN
You sucked all the humor out of this thread.

You sucked all the humor out of this thread.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 27th, 2005, 09:07 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 6,066
Posted By MEATMAN
Can I buy some pot from you?

Can I buy some pot from you?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 25th, 2005, 08:50 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,851
Posted By MEATMAN
Do you even read what you post on here?

Do you even read what you post on here?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Apr 25th, 2005, 08:47 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 6,066
Posted By MEATMAN
My turn! Regarding any actual sermons or...

My turn!

Regarding any actual sermons or whatever the hell they're called, I haven't set foot in a church since 1993. My mother just gave up because I made every attempt to not listen to what the...
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Apr 24th, 2005, 04:02 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 6,348
Posted By MEATMAN
Do these people even think about what they plan...

Do these people even think about what they plan to write? Or is it just a spur-of-the-moment sort of thing? Because I find it hard to believe that anyone would write something so utterly terrible.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Apr 2nd, 2005, 05:47 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,358
Posted By MEATMAN
It has to be. Nobody could be so stup... Whoop....

It has to be. Nobody could be so stup...

Whoop. I almost walked right into that one.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 10th, 2005, 12:25 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 8,828
Posted By MEATMAN
Some people, i.e., RoG, would say that these do...

Some people, i.e., RoG, would say that these do not qualify as food.

My mother agrees wholeheartedly.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 9th, 2005, 11:36 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 8,828
Posted By MEATMAN
Bacon Snaps. For those of you who don't know...

Bacon Snaps.

For those of you who don't know what these are, they're microwaveable pork rinds. They come in a bag just like popcorn, and they're cooked the same way.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 5th, 2005, 12:06 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 7,230
Posted By MEATMAN
I can't have any type of caffeine whatsoever. I...

I can't have any type of caffeine whatsoever. I can get jittery just on the FUMES from coffee, never mind drinking it.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 2nd, 2005, 11:22 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,922
Posted By MEATMAN
Thanks, Max. I need to replace my...

Thanks, Max. I need to replace my keyboard...it's full of hot tea and spit now.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 16th, 2004, 01:30 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,388
Posted By MEATMAN
I'll just have to listen to your sledding...

I'll just have to listen to your sledding stories, as I have none of my own. I live in Florida, and that means two things:

1. Too friggin' hot, which means: No snow. Last time I can remember when...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 20th, 2004, 01:15 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,768
Posted By MEATMAN
Ass rimer. I'll bet yours puckers up in...

Ass rimer. I'll bet yours puckers up in anticipation when a fellow fucktard walks past you and the gentle breeze of a come hither fart wafts through your nose.

:lol[/quote]

Don't let me stop you...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 19th, 2004, 04:56 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,768
Posted By MEATMAN
Brown noser.

Brown noser.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 19th, 2004, 04:52 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,268
Posted By MEATMAN
You just HAD to ruin it for everyone, didn't you?

You just HAD to ruin it for everyone, didn't you?
Forum: General Blabber Nov 19th, 2004, 12:20 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,268
Posted By MEATMAN
I am worth $1,919,810.00. Where can I pick this...

I am worth $1,919,810.00.

Where can I pick this money up?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Nov 16th, 2004, 05:03 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,191
Posted By MEATMAN
I don't have to worry: the military doesn't want...

I don't have to worry: the military doesn't want anything else to do with me anymore...

...not after the, um...'incident.'
Forum: General Blabber Nov 16th, 2004, 04:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,276
Posted By MEATMAN
I say you make that waffle belt a part of the RoG...

I say you make that waffle belt a part of the RoG look. You know, along with the pickle hat and Wacky Space Guy goggles. They look good together.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Nov 7th, 2004, 08:43 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,213
Posted By MEATMAN
Ugh! That had to be the worst movie I've ever...

Ugh! That had to be the worst movie I've ever seen.

I condemn you for posting that reminder of a migrane!

Your sentence: CLEAN MY TOILET! WITH YOUR HEAD!

You should know better than that!
Forum: General Blabber Nov 7th, 2004, 08:25 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,468
Posted By MEATMAN
Sounds like a personal problem.

Sounds like a personal problem.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 6th, 2004, 01:44 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,468
Posted By MEATMAN
Thank you for proving my point, Max.

Thank you for proving my point, Max.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 6th, 2004, 01:36 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,468
Posted By MEATMAN
I just like to piss off tight-assed people like...

I just like to piss off tight-assed people like you.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 6th, 2004, 01:14 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,468
Posted By MEATMAN
One problem: If you DID vote, THAT'S when you...

One problem: If you DID vote, THAT'S when you have no right to complain. I'll explain:

You see, those of you who voted for something directly caused that event to happen. You made a conscious...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 6th, 2004, 01:07 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,394
Posted By MEATMAN
If you keep clicking the 'Translate' button, the...

If you keep clicking the 'Translate' button, the translation changes.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 1st, 2004, 08:43 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,676
Posted By MEATMAN
Condensed chicken noodle soup...straight from the...

Condensed chicken noodle soup...straight from the can.

I'm too lazy to add water.
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