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Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 04:32 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 7,623
Posted By LNSICPantitude
What the fuck is wrong with your eyes? THE SHIP...

What the fuck is wrong with your eyes? THE SHIP FOR CHRISSAKES!

http://www.timburtoncollective.com/coppermine/albums/cabincaps/cb57.jpg
Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 04:30 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,365
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Vagina. The end.

Vagina.

The end.
Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 01:14 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 7,623
Posted By LNSICPantitude
But instead it's Chris Elliot riding a half...

But instead it's Chris Elliot riding a half man/half shark to the ship.
Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 09:37 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 5,737
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Sharkman vs....

Sharkman vs. Hammerhead

http://www.dvdexclusive.com/images/Sharkman.jpg

or

http://octubre.extremevideostore.com/Hammerhead.jpg

Who would win?
Forum: Movies & Television May 23rd, 2006, 09:24 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,713
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Clue

Clue
Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 09:19 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,658
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Ching Chong Chang, It's an oriental thing. I'm...

Ching Chong Chang,
It's an oriental thing.

I'm allergic to shellfish but can eat these because it's imitation crab meat. That is all.
Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 09:11 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 6,915
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Liquid steel, duh.

Liquid steel, duh.
Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 09:05 AM
Replies: 47
Yo
Views: 8,141
Posted By LNSICPantitude
I just got white trash served.

I just got white trash served.
Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 08:43 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 8,476
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Jump the shark

http://www.flashreport.org/images/Fonzie_jumps_the_shark.png
Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 08:39 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,734
Posted By LNSICPantitude
She has one arm. That qualifies as retarded in...

She has one arm. That qualifies as retarded in my book. Plus, instead of kicking that shark's ass, she got eaten by him. Also retarded. Add to that the fact that she gets back in the water after...
Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 08:35 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 6,915
Posted By LNSICPantitude
I broke my pinky toe getting in to a hotel tub of...

I broke my pinky toe getting in to a hotel tub of non standard height. That weekened I went hiking and ice skating because I am made of steel. I also got pregnant but that was easier.
Forum: General Blabber May 23rd, 2006, 08:30 AM
Replies: 47
Yo
Views: 8,141
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Good lord... that pic of your Burbank tattoo is...

Good lord... that pic of your Burbank tattoo is so old that we no longer have that tree and both of those parakeets have died. That's some tenure.
Forum: General Blabber May 22nd, 2006, 07:02 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 5,737
Posted By LNSICPantitude
That almost sums it all up, no? Look how his...

That almost sums it all up, no? Look how his nostrils are sealed shut. It's as though evolution moved so fast it forgot to remove the nose completely. Truly one of God's little miracles.
Forum: General Blabber May 22nd, 2006, 05:18 PM
Replies: 47
Yo
Views: 8,141
Posted By LNSICPantitude
I'm touched. There are no words, James. No...

I'm touched. There are no words, James. No words.
Forum: General Blabber May 22nd, 2006, 05:16 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 5,737
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Sharkman!

http://www.dvdexclusive.com/images/Sharkman.jpg

Discuss.
Forum: General Blabber May 22nd, 2006, 05:11 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,734
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Shark Bait

Before

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c370/Mfras/story.jpg

After

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c370/Mfras/05001514086500.jpg

Yeah. Best forum ever. Seriously.
Forum: General Blabber May 22nd, 2006, 04:54 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,561
Posted By LNSICPantitude
blippity blippity bloop your life is filled with...

blippity blippity bloop
your life is filled with poop
blippity blippity blap
your life is filled with crap.

Fuck it, I'm spent. I opened with my best material and now it's over.
Forum: General Blabber May 22nd, 2006, 04:47 PM
Replies: 47
Yo
Views: 8,141
Posted By LNSICPantitude
God damn, that is amazing. You have inspired...

God damn, that is amazing.

You have inspired me to park our F150 in the driveway, line it with trash bags, fill it with water and "swim" out front of our new home that we have purchased in the...
Forum: General Blabber May 22nd, 2006, 04:06 PM
Replies: 47
Yo
Views: 8,141
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Enjoy my rounded pantitudeness. There's a person...

Enjoy my rounded pantitudeness. There's a person in there who is currently covered in a cheesey substance. Your mucous plug scares me...
Forum: General Blabber May 22nd, 2006, 03:55 PM
Replies: 47
Yo
Views: 8,141
Posted By LNSICPantitude
Shazzam! Here I am!

Shazzam! Here I am!
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Nov 4th, 2004, 01:53 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 17,951
Posted By LNSICPantitude
that is one of the most ignorant statements i...

that is one of the most ignorant statements i have heard ANYONE on these boards say.

the last i checked democracy does not work like that. you do not have to "DEAL". that's why you have a vote...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Nov 4th, 2004, 01:23 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 17,951
Posted By LNSICPantitude
for 3 years my husband (boyfriend then) was...

for 3 years my husband (boyfriend then) was self-employed. we were dirt ass broke. i had company covered healthcare in the form of a shoddy hmo - but i had something. he had no healthcare. at no...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Nov 4th, 2004, 12:46 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 17,951
Posted By LNSICPantitude
so, someone who thinks that a person who has...

so, someone who thinks that a person who has moved to another country to find a better life should learn the native tongue is a redneck?

i'll be sure to submit that to jeff whatshisname so he can...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Nov 4th, 2004, 11:18 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 17,951
Posted By LNSICPantitude
you've pissed me off numerous times. jihad on,...

you've pissed me off numerous times. jihad on, bitch.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Nov 4th, 2004, 11:16 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 17,951
Posted By LNSICPantitude
neither of us are registered republicans. we...

neither of us are registered republicans. we have no party affiliation. the majority of my core social beliefs fall closer to the left of middle, hence my prior assiciation with the democratic...
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