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Forum: General Blabber Aug 7th, 2023, 12:10 AM
Replies: 89,742
Views: 15,015,210
Posted By Perndog
I turned into a real adult in my late 20s and...

I turned into a real adult in my late 20s and gave up all the Satanic stuff, and now I'm a suburban dad with 3 kids. The bake sale went great.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 2nd, 2023, 03:02 PM
Replies: 89,742
Views: 15,015,210
Posted By Perndog
What's up, nerds?

What's up, nerds?
Forum: General Blabber Oct 5th, 2010, 10:46 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 8,150
Posted By Perndog
That was actually a Poison song.

That was actually a Poison song.
Forum: General Blabber Oct 4th, 2010, 11:42 PM
Replies: 17,741
Views: 3,265,034
Posted By Perndog
If this was directed at me, then yes, yes it does.

If this was directed at me, then yes, yes it does.
Forum: General Blabber Oct 4th, 2010, 03:56 PM
Replies: 17,741
Views: 3,265,034
Posted By Perndog
Hair cut to the director's specifications for...

Hair cut to the director's specifications for Jesus Christ Superstar (I'm a priest and a Roman soldier). Also I look really skinny in this...
Forum: Loveline Sep 3rd, 2010, 11:57 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 17,960
Posted By Perndog
Final update: I win ;)

Final update: I win ;)
Forum: General Blabber Aug 19th, 2010, 11:13 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 18,427
Posted By Perndog
I tried to light my sock on a fire at a party. It...

I tried to light my sock on a fire at a party. It wasn't working, and I was moving the lighter all over trying to find a spot where it would catch. I ended up turning the lighter all the way upside...
Forum: Loveline Aug 19th, 2010, 11:11 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 17,960
Posted By Perndog
Fuck you guys. I know I posted in an unhappy...

Fuck you guys. I know I posted in an unhappy state of mind and I did my best to sound adequately retarded. But one voice mail, one unanswered phone call eight hours later, and one text message (when...
Forum: Loveline Aug 18th, 2010, 11:02 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 17,960
Posted By Perndog
Because MLE asked, and because the genuine angst...

Because MLE asked, and because the genuine angst has arrived like you knew it would:

We didn't go out the following night because we were all way tired from staying up so late the first time. I...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 12th, 2010, 06:11 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 9,398
Posted By Perndog
CAPITAL LETTERS

CAPITAL LETTERS
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Aug 12th, 2010, 05:50 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 37,339
Posted By Perndog
I think just plain "St. Peter's" would be the...

I think just plain "St. Peter's" would be the most elegant naming solution.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 12th, 2010, 05:46 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 9,398
Posted By Perndog
Coming home during a rainstorm to find water...

Coming home during a rainstorm to find water running--not dripping, running--from the edge of the light fixture in the ceiling in my bedroom. It only took ten minutes to fill a three-gallon bucket....
Forum: General Blabber Aug 12th, 2010, 05:17 PM
Replies: 17,741
Views: 3,265,034
Posted By Perndog
Now just get your legs and your whole face in one...

Now just get your legs and your whole face in one photo and it'll be perfect.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 12th, 2010, 05:10 PM
Replies: 17,741
Views: 3,265,034
Posted By Perndog
That's actually a pretty decent picture. If...

That's actually a pretty decent picture. If that's you not being photogenic you must look awesome in real life.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 12th, 2010, 04:16 PM
Replies: 1,210
Views: 328,195
Posted By Perndog
What's hereditary in your family, Mexicanism?

What's hereditary in your family, Mexicanism?
Forum: Loveline Aug 12th, 2010, 02:36 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 17,960
Posted By Perndog
As requested, you have delivered bad (and...

As requested, you have delivered bad (and surprisingly good) advice. According to tradition, I will repay you with an obssessively analytical update with no significant progress. I'm really not...
Forum: Loveline Aug 11th, 2010, 12:59 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 17,960
Posted By Perndog
She's actually pretty good with bluntness, and I...

She's actually pretty good with bluntness, and I considered this just so I wouldn't have to spend any time writhing in uncertainty. Probably only good as a last resort though.

Also, willie, I did a...
Forum: Loveline Aug 10th, 2010, 06:08 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 17,960
Posted By Perndog
She doesn't drink much. :<

She doesn't drink much. :<
Forum: Loveline Aug 10th, 2010, 05:57 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 17,960
Posted By Perndog
Need bad advice

Only this forum can provide the help I need. I trust you guys to steer me in the right direction.

My "summer fling girl" from six years ago just moved back to town (if you remember the comic saga,...
Forum: General Blabber Aug 10th, 2010, 05:52 PM
Replies: 17,741
Views: 3,265,034
Posted By Perndog
Outside the Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis.

Outside the Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 10th, 2010, 03:22 PM
Replies: 17,741
Views: 3,265,034
Posted By Perndog
Hay guys, I'm a real actor now. In this photo, I...

Hay guys, I'm a real actor now.
In this photo, I demonstrate how bad I am at ironing my clothes.

http://www.flyupward.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/100310-HerzogS-005-768x1024.jpg
Forum: General Blabber Aug 10th, 2010, 02:44 PM
Replies: 1,559
Sticky: The Cowboy Song
Views: 728,714
Posted By Perndog
Kay-kiokio cowboy Kay-kiokio-hoo Kay-kio-kio...

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.
Forum: General Blabber Aug 10th, 2010, 02:43 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,796
Posted By Perndog
If you don't have the means to go to a good...

If you don't have the means to go to a good butcher and buy a good steak and get it chopped up, steak tartare probably isn't a viable menu option.

If you're just all about the undercooked meat thing...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Mar 19th, 2010, 06:49 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 13,708
Posted By Perndog
They still let people vote in Australia?

They still let people vote in Australia?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Mar 19th, 2010, 06:49 PM
Replies: 322
Views: 169,287
Posted By Perndog
HITLER HITLER NAZI NAZI HITLER thread over,...

HITLER HITLER NAZI NAZI HITLER

thread over, let's play a different game
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