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Forum: Forum Events Apr 5th, 2008, 04:16 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 41,280
Posted By jared
This is awful news for Invisible's baby, however.

This is awful news for Invisible's baby, however.
Forum: Forum Events Mar 31st, 2008, 06:33 AM
Replies: 276
Views: 155,819
Posted By jared
OK

OK
Forum: Movies & Television Mar 28th, 2008, 12:29 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 10,208
Posted By jared
Ken Russell's Lisztomania is probably the...

Ken Russell's Lisztomania is probably the weirdest feature I've ever seen in terms of content; someone mentioned Gozu, and that comes pretty close to dethroning Lisztomania. And either any Guy Maddin...
Forum: Art Mar 26th, 2008, 02:15 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,323
Posted By jared
I'm participating. Goorsh: The Metamorphosis of...

I'm participating.
Goorsh: The Metamorphosis of Mount Parnassus
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/archtorsveld/goorsh.jpg
Edit: I almost forgot: This presentation is brought to you by the...
Forum: Forum Events Mar 19th, 2008, 09:24 PM
Replies: 276
Views: 155,819
Posted By jared
Ahoy sailors! Damn fine work from MysticJojo. I...

Ahoy sailors!
Damn fine work from MysticJojo. I think there's Oscar-buzz around that entry already.
Tentacle-spanking has just entered my vocabulary thanks to an amusing entry by R.
Wowie.
Forum: Forum Events Mar 18th, 2008, 01:54 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 41,280
Posted By jared
If I understood the theme correctly, this is...

If I understood the theme correctly, this is supposed to be new uses that I or any normal human could do using the particular prop of the tentacle-arm--correct?
Well, then I completely missed the...
Forum: Forum Events Mar 17th, 2008, 09:01 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 41,280
Posted By jared
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/archtorsv...

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/archtorsveld/kitten2.jpg

I've been workin' on these contests for six, seven, maybe twelve years and the best I ever got was a runner-up acknowledgment.
But...
Forum: Forum Events Mar 12th, 2008, 03:56 AM
Replies: 276
Views: 155,819
Posted By jared
I just read my teabags: It is written in the...

I just read my teabags: It is written in the wisdom of the tea of the bags that I shall win the next three contests.
Forum: Art Feb 23rd, 2008, 02:50 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,918
Posted By jared
Oh dear, how Mr. Rookie has misconstrued the...

Oh dear, how Mr. Rookie has misconstrued the essence of this thread. This isn't private. Everyone who has art they've been dedicating to Tadao over the months are encouraged to post it here. I think...
Forum: Art Feb 20th, 2008, 10:12 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,918
Posted By jared
So, you're taking the piss, then? (The theme is:...

So, you're taking the piss, then? (The theme is: Urine)
Well, there's plenty more art for you not to piss on and guess what, cupcake? it's got your name on.
Here's one:...
Forum: Art Feb 20th, 2008, 08:10 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,918
Posted By jared
I do say that it is, sir. And, if the monsieur...

I do say that it is, sir. And, if the monsieur would take notice, it's also wearing goggles and a jumpsuit.
Forum: Art Feb 20th, 2008, 07:58 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,918
Posted By jared
Art Dedicated to Tadao

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/archtorsveld/fltbrigade.jpg

This one's for you, little buddy.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2008, 02:38 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 8,459
Posted By jared
"Quias ex proprio conceptu est ad aliud requirit...

"Quias ex proprio conceptu est ad aliud requirit fundamentum, non solum ut existet, sed etiam ut sit capax existendi, id est ut sit entitas realis," -- John of St. Thomas, in his commentary on the...
Forum: Art Jan 29th, 2008, 02:58 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 5,285
Posted By jared
Tadao...

Tadao spiral
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/archtorsveld/tadaospiral-1.jpg
Forum: Forum Events Jan 29th, 2008, 12:01 AM
Replies: 276
Views: 155,819
Posted By jared
Come on, don't let him frighten you. It'll be...

Come on, don't let him frighten you. It'll be like those sports movies where the underdog wins in the end because he has determination and discipline and the rabbit is sleeping and having sex all the...
Forum: Forum Events Jan 28th, 2008, 10:56 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 43,834
Posted By jared
Welcome to the internet, Brazil. Go to...

Welcome to the internet, Brazil. Go to www.photobucket.com (http://www.photobucket.com), make a new account, then upload the file. Then you can post the photobucket link here.
Forum: Art Jan 28th, 2008, 06:45 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,344
Posted By jared
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/archtorsv...

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/archtorsveld/wild.jpg


I think this is wild. It feels like wild, and not the oscar kind.
References: Trees are from an Odilon Redon, bust is Epicurus, the...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 25th, 2008, 12:50 AM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,922,360
Posted By jared
Naow don't be thinkin' you're unshaveable Tadao,...

Naow don't be thinkin' you're unshaveable Tadao, 'cause I gots a special razor with your name on it and you'll be so shaved the wind will make a forcefield all about you and global warming won't even...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 25th, 2008, 12:43 AM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,922,360
Posted By jared
I'd just luvv to give you a shave; I'd strap you...

I'd just luvv to give you a shave; I'd strap you down and I'd shave you good and shave you all round and you wouldn't know what was goin' on and I'd still be shavin' ya, 'cause I'm your shavior and...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 24th, 2008, 06:22 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,962
Posted By jared
I think humor would be quite off-topic for this...

I think humor would be quite off-topic for this thread.
Well, alright, I'll give it my best shot. Ahem.
Now, here it goes: What have you done, Harold? There were babies in that bathwater!
Forum: Art Jan 24th, 2008, 11:50 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,451
Posted By jared
More shellfish...

More shellfish action.

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/archtorsveld/kidbook2.jpg
Forum: General Blabber Jan 24th, 2008, 01:16 AM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,922,360
Posted By jared
It's too bad that we lose the power to shoot...

It's too bad that we lose the power to shoot lightning from our fingers as we age.
Forum: Art Jan 24th, 2008, 12:40 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,451
Posted By jared
Children's Book Art

It's art and it's from a children's book. It's children's book art. This isn't a game. You're too good for her. It's page eight.

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/archtorsveld/page8.jpg
Forum: General Blabber Jan 22nd, 2008, 12:14 AM
Replies: 996
Views: 80,478
Posted By jared
My feet are cold and I have things to do, but I...

My feet are cold and I have things to do, but I might as well finish up this wank.
Forum: Forum Events Jan 22nd, 2008, 12:11 AM
Replies: 276
Views: 155,819
Posted By jared
I like the ant. That's creative. No entries...

I like the ant. That's creative. No entries scoring much on humour, though. I thought of one where David Lynch is incarnated as a covered bridge and he's being savagely gangbanged by the sun and...
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