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Forum: General Blabber Sep 22nd, 2005, 12:36 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,930
Posted By hawaiian mage
Sigh. Here's number 5. To recap: the monkey has...

Sigh.

Here's number 5. To recap: the monkey has been genetically enhanced, and the Interviewing guy has just interviewed a rock out of...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 19th, 2005, 11:44 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,187
Posted By hawaiian mage
Sorry, I know sexual harrassment is a weird thing...

Sorry, I know sexual harrassment is a weird thing for firefighters to need, but I'm just really confused about this lifejacket thing!

I seriously don't understand why one is "essential." It seems...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 19th, 2005, 03:00 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,187
Posted By hawaiian mage
But people were dehydrated, overheated, and...

But people were dehydrated, overheated, and stranded? And the waters were stagnant anyway, right?

I really don't see your point of view. How is not bringing a life jacket going to do more harm...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 19th, 2005, 02:45 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,930
Posted By hawaiian mage
You know what, I'll fucking kill you if you ever...

You know what, I'll fucking kill you if you ever bring up that stage in my life again.

But here, you can have this (http://goatplusfrogequalsdeath.homestead.com/files/PreacherParkingPoliteness.swf)...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 19th, 2005, 12:51 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 4,137
Posted By hawaiian mage
I live on Evergreen campus. Basically like half...

I live on Evergreen campus. Basically like half the people only shower once a week here, and there are definitally some people that have not showered since they came.

And you know what? No one...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 19th, 2005, 12:46 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,469
Posted By hawaiian mage
"what's the worst thing I can...

"what's the worst thing I can say-ay-aaa-ay-ay..."

No, Helena should definitally be OAO's theme song.

Too bad the producers managed to make it sound good.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 19th, 2005, 12:41 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,930
Posted By hawaiian mage
I've never been to the I-Mockery forums before. ...

I've never been to the I-Mockery forums before. Not even to lurk.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 19th, 2005, 12:38 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,717
Posted By hawaiian mage
Were those two pictures of Brian taken in direct...

Were those two pictures of Brian taken in direct sequence?

If not, don't tell me. It's just too classic to imagine it that way.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 19th, 2005, 12:20 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,187
Posted By hawaiian mage
If they fell into the water, couldn't they have...

If they fell into the water, couldn't they have swam the 5 or so feet to the boat without a life jacket?

?
Forum: General Blabber Aug 1st, 2005, 10:59 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,710
Posted By hawaiian mage
whoah, your sister's band is good. the drums in...

whoah, your sister's band is good. the drums in "Halo in the Sky" really impressed me a lot, it really worked to bring the whole thing together. She doing that full time, like making enough money to...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 10th, 2005, 06:19 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,515
Posted By hawaiian mage
You bunch of cocksuckers.

You bunch of cocksuckers.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 9th, 2005, 09:33 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,515
Posted By hawaiian mage
Screw all of you bitches! I aint doin'...

Screw all of you bitches! I aint doin' shit!

I'm sitting on it right now, blood fusing to my clothes, and I feel FINE.

I was looking for ADVICE, not another "give into the man" speech!
Forum: General Blabber Jul 9th, 2005, 05:29 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,515
Posted By hawaiian mage
There's a hole in my ASS

I decided to go on a hike down to the beach just about an hour ago, needed to kill some time (still do, obviously) and I got down there and realized it wasn't the kind of beach to be wearing sandals...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 27th, 2004, 01:55 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 5,614
Posted By hawaiian mage
But somehow Renee does it and lives in a ten...

But somehow Renee does it and lives in a ten story building surrounded by friends and collegues.

I'll mention a synopsis of this thread to her at some point. She's not even reading it, so all you...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 24th, 2004, 02:46 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,199
Posted By hawaiian mage
No no, you got it backwards. Kill everyone else.

No no, you got it backwards. Kill everyone else.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 24th, 2004, 02:42 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,112
Posted By hawaiian mage
Any one notice how the disgusting PEDOPHILE who...

Any one notice how the disgusting PEDOPHILE who commited disgusting RAPE hasn't yet responded to try and justify his disgusting DESIRE FOR CHILDREN?

Personally I find his disgusting cowardice as...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 24th, 2004, 02:34 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,461
Posted By hawaiian mage
Rock! :rock

Rock! :rock
Forum: General Blabber Sep 24th, 2004, 02:31 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,165
Posted By hawaiian mage
Yeah, studies show that it is important to expose...

Yeah, studies show that it is important to expose unborn babies to music as it helps in neurological development. They recomend Mozart, but that's just becuase they are snobs who wont give the...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 24th, 2004, 02:14 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,461
Posted By hawaiian mage
Renee! Let's get married and have babies! With...

Renee! Let's get married and have babies!

With the institution of marriage guiding us, we will be in :love :love LOVE FOR EVER!!! :love :love
Forum: General Blabber Sep 23rd, 2004, 01:09 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,379
Posted By hawaiian mage
Everyone GET OUT OF THIS THREAD he's gunna QUOTE...

Everyone GET OUT OF THIS THREAD he's gunna QUOTE US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

DUCK AND COVER!!!!!
Forum: General Blabber Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:50 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,451
Posted By hawaiian mage
HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. ...

HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:45 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,112
Posted By hawaiian mage
If you're 17 and she is 14 then that is STATUTORY...

If you're 17 and she is 14 then that is STATUTORY RAPE my friend. You've just commited the dubious crime of PEDOPHILIA and probably will continue doing so for the rest of your life if you are not...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 22nd, 2004, 03:06 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,792
Posted By hawaiian mage
If you measured by volume instead of height it...

If you measured by volume instead of height it would have at least grown 600%. You're only measuring one dimension and not the collection of all three, and that makes a huge difference in a three...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 22nd, 2004, 02:47 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,112
Posted By hawaiian mage
Yeah, sersiously, you'd be much better off...

Yeah, sersiously, you'd be much better off looking for a boy. Try that, instead.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 22nd, 2004, 02:37 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,112
Posted By hawaiian mage
But not as much as going out with that SKANK will...

But not as much as going out with that SKANK will if you decide to do so.

Love is like heroine. It makes you think it's your friend becuase it makes you happy... then before you know it you are a...
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