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Forum: General Blabber Mar 28th, 2006, 08:38 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 13,582
Posted By Raize
My parents name my brother after a Mark Twain...

My parents name my brother after a Mark Twain character named "August". Then he ended up being born in August and now my parents look like unimaginative hicks.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 19th, 2006, 01:39 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 7,898
Posted By Raize
Even homophobes should use paragraphs.

Even homophobes should use paragraphs.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 19th, 2006, 01:18 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,626
Posted By Raize
Unless it doesn't come out murky. He didn't...

Unless it doesn't come out murky. He didn't really indicate. If you are shooting blanks, then you should probably get it checked out. Especially if you're still young, and also especially if it's...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 19th, 2006, 01:13 PM
Replies: 15
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Views: 4,470
Posted By Raize
Where is he at in Minneapolis? I will go meet him...

Where is he at in Minneapolis? I will go meet him and tell him you miss him.

Then he and I can have anal sexxors and I'll take piqchures.
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Mar 19th, 2006, 01:10 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,254
Posted By Raize
$1000 spent on that is better than spending $200...

$1000 spent on that is better than spending $200 on a digital camera. At least you got your priorities straight.

Unless you sell shit on eBay, then you made a horrible, horrible, mistake.
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Mar 19th, 2006, 01:08 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 5,759
Posted By Raize
Yeah, get the alternatives, I don't know why Real...

Yeah, get the alternatives, I don't know why Real and Apple have to be such stupid dipshits, but they are.
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Mar 19th, 2006, 01:08 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,409
Posted By Raize
Model number please.

Model number please.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 19th, 2006, 01:04 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 13,582
Posted By Raize
*SMACK* TMI TMI TMI TMIT...

*SMACK*


TMI TMI TMI TMIT MITMTIMTITMTITMTTItmTIM STOP!!!!!1111one

Have you seen clone? I'm working on it again. This time it'll be run with AJAX if you happen to know what that is. Do you have an...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 19th, 2006, 12:52 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 8,926
Posted By Raize
No. http://gravito.com/raize/iowa.jpg[/img]

No.

http://gravito.com/raize/iowa.jpg[/img]
Forum: General Blabber Mar 19th, 2006, 12:41 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,328
Posted By Raize
Somehow I think I got smarter by reading this...

Somehow I think I got smarter by reading this thread.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jul 7th, 2005, 07:21 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 13,158
Posted By Raize
Might be a bad time to bring it...

Might be a bad time to bring it up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Jul 7th, 2005, 07:19 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 8,531
Posted By Raize
I need the tanzanite ring for my time machine.

I need the tanzanite ring for my time machine.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 4th, 2005, 07:08 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,365
Posted By Raize
I want my '87 Chevy Sprint back. 3 cylinder...

I want my '87 Chevy Sprint back. 3 cylinder engine. 51 mpg on the highway, maybe 40 mpg in town.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 4th, 2005, 07:05 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,690
Posted By Raize
Lack of sex makes you eccentric and...

Lack of sex makes you eccentric and crazy:
http://users.erols.com/sev247/tomcruise.wmv
Forum: General Blabber Jul 4th, 2005, 07:04 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 6,685
Posted By Raize
I don't even have a fucking keyboard. Can you...

I don't even have a fucking keyboard. Can you imagine how hard it is for me to provide the necessary circuit completions and resitances with only my tongue?
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 17th, 2005, 01:09 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 14,453
Posted By Raize
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are libertarians. One...

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are libertarians. One of them (forgot which) is a card-carrying member. The other once said, "I hate Republicans, but I really-fucking-hate liberals."

I think South-Park...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 17th, 2005, 01:02 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,953
Posted By Raize
Attacking a Republican on wanting to go to war is...

Attacking a Republican on wanting to go to war is the wrong way. If you really want to stop Bush, fight the liberty aspects and how he's failed to cut the size of the government.

If the Democrats...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 17th, 2005, 12:52 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,039
Posted By Raize
Up until then, showing it was racy. Opening it...

Up until then, showing it was racy. Opening it was considered disgusting.

Basically, if you can imagine bukkake actually being "pioneered" and jerked off to in 20 years from now. I can't.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 17th, 2005, 12:49 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,497
Posted By Raize
The only reason fundamentalist Christianity is...

The only reason fundamentalist Christianity is against a one-world government is because they know that in order to get one, they'd have to establish a world religion, and Revelations talks about how...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News May 17th, 2005, 12:43 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,830
Posted By Raize
I smoke. If I get fired "because of it" it's...

I smoke. If I get fired "because of it" it's actually because my lame ass doesn't get the crap done that they want. I have a feeling my boss isn't too happy about it, but fuck, I take two 15 minute...
Forum: General Blabber May 17th, 2005, 12:33 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 13,180
Posted By Raize
Are you incorporated or have a stock ticker? I'd...

Are you incorporated or have a stock ticker? I'd like to invest. Yes, I'm serious.
Forum: General Blabber May 17th, 2005, 12:26 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,341
Posted By Raize
When I grow up, I want to do the chick that...

When I grow up, I want to do the chick that trained that parrot.

In the butt.

Twice.
Forum: General Blabber May 17th, 2005, 12:17 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 9,422
Posted By Raize
http://www.bullypolice.org/ I just emailed her...

http://www.bullypolice.org/

I just emailed her to ask her if she had to suck a lot of head to get the bill passed.
Forum: General Blabber May 17th, 2005, 12:11 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,912
Posted By Raize
I hate "feel-good" political correctness with a...

I hate "feel-good" political correctness with a passion. I just want to beat people like that over the head with an aborted retarded baby.
Forum: Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Mar 31st, 2005, 02:37 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,096
Posted By Raize
Seems there is a Flash ad blocker that is...

Seems there is a Flash ad blocker that is shareware:
http://www.softforall.com/AuthorPage/SuperAdBlocker.com.htm

I haven't used it though, so I can't confirm that it is any good. It probably checks...
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