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Forum: Article Discussion Sep 10th, 2010, 05:28 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,304
@ Nick because after enough cocaine, any idea...

@ Nick
because after enough cocaine, any idea will sound good
Forum: Article Discussion Sep 8th, 2010, 12:10 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,304
The Hoff as a villain. A snake with a sword on...

The Hoff as a villain. A snake with a sword on its tail. Oh, and immortality juice. How can this movie not be epic?
Forum: Article Discussion Mar 27th, 2010, 03:12 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,693
Proto, I've gotta say I'm a little disappointed,...

Proto, I've gotta say I'm a little disappointed, but only because you called the Rock a talented actor. I'll agree that he's improved a bit since The Scorpion King, but that's not saying much. ...
Forum: Article Discussion Mar 26th, 2010, 07:25 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,332
Normally I'm a huge Tim Burton fan, but I do have...

Normally I'm a huge Tim Burton fan, but I do have two exceptions: his remakes of Planet of the Apes and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Planet of the Apes made no sense (how did the apes take...
Forum: Article Discussion Mar 26th, 2010, 07:02 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,532
If you guys are gonna review movies this bad,...

If you guys are gonna review movies this bad, then you need to review Captain America. It came out in 1990 (I think), looks like it was filmed in the 70's, and may be even worse than 3 Dev Adam. ...
Forum: Article Discussion Feb 25th, 2010, 09:39 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,331
I would've said this movie was all right at best,...

I would've said this movie was all right at best, but Christopher Walken made it awesome. Hearing him say "Okey-dokey-artichokey" gets me every time.
Forum: Article Discussion Feb 25th, 2010, 09:34 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,055
The original game was one infuriating son of a...

The original game was one infuriating son of a bitch, but it didn't deserve this treatment.
Forum: Article Discussion Feb 12th, 2010, 09:32 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,367
Damn you I-Mockery people for being so funny! ...

Damn you I-Mockery people for being so funny! Valentines day is supposed to be full of sadness and misery! Seriously, though, I loved the background check and the bikers.
Forum: Article Discussion Feb 12th, 2010, 09:21 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,599
What the fuck? They made Big Daddy into Batman? ...

What the fuck? They made Big Daddy into Batman? No, No, NO! At this point I don't really even care that Nick Cage plays him. I mean, that's bad, sure, but the costume is SOOO much worse!
Forum: Article Discussion Jan 18th, 2010, 08:19 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,148
Wow...just wow. The only thing that could make...

Wow...just wow. The only thing that could make this better is if someone actually did a painting of an evil Kirby bursting through Orko's chest (hate that little fucker).
Forum: Article Discussion Dec 1st, 2009, 11:30 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 7,664
Hang on, if we throw Godzilla in, maybe he could...

Hang on, if we throw Godzilla in, maybe he could eat Michael Bay... and Sam/Spike...hmmm
Forum: Article Discussion Dec 1st, 2009, 11:25 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 7,664
Well, Proto got it spot on. Michael Bay needs to...

Well, Proto got it spot on. Michael Bay needs to die for this and for Armageddon. One other thing that always bugged me about this movie and the first one: why in the fuck is the hero (I mean the...
Forum: Article Discussion Dec 1st, 2009, 11:13 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,525
I always regretted not reading the Tick comics. ...

I always regretted not reading the Tick comics. Now I regret it even more. Thanks Dr. Boogie, you meanie.
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 5th, 2009, 05:10 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 6,104
It's too bad John Carpenter lost his mojo. I...

It's too bad John Carpenter lost his mojo. I rate this and In The Mouth of Madness as his best works (oh, and Big Trouble in Little China, of course, Yay cheese!). I sort of lost track after that,...
Forum: Article Discussion Oct 2nd, 2009, 06:44 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 7,323
Man, am I glad I never read Global Guardians. I...

Man, am I glad I never read Global Guardians. I mean, Bushmaster, Godiva, Green Fury, and my personal favorite, Impala? Impala? These guys make Lightning Lad and Matter-Eater Lad look badass. And I...
Forum: Article Discussion Aug 30th, 2009, 01:05 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 28,870
oops, that should be "site", not...

oops, that should be "site", not "sire"
Forum: Article Discussion Aug 30th, 2009, 01:04 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 28,870
Good photos, funny captions. I few too many...

Good photos, funny captions. I few too many ass-shots for my taste, but there was probably little choice at a comic con. Seriously, though: 28 PAGES?? There is seriously something wrong with...
Forum: Article Discussion Aug 28th, 2009, 10:15 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 3,202
I think this was one of those movies that...

I think this was one of those movies that everyone liked. It's just so awesome no one can say anything bad about it. I never would have thought I'd like Robert Redford as a hacker. Who knew?
Forum: Article Discussion Aug 11th, 2009, 04:24 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,035
Personally, I really like Deadpool, and as far as...

Personally, I really like Deadpool, and as far as I'm concerned, he never got beaten up by Squirrel Girl because that's just too stupid for reality, even comic reality. In fact, I'm ignoring...
Forum: Article Discussion Jul 6th, 2009, 04:14 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,664
Ya know, Julio, I think you're right. I never...

Ya know, Julio, I think you're right. I never made the connection.
Forum: Article Discussion Jun 14th, 2009, 06:16 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 10,384
I can't say I was a big Duke Nukem fan (please...

I can't say I was a big Duke Nukem fan (please don't kill me everybody), but this was still a pretty funny article. Just a couple notes.

Dr.Boogie - Kudoes on the Lewis Black reference. DNF...
Forum: Article Discussion Jun 14th, 2009, 05:42 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 5,211
First off, I have to say that I agree with ROG...

First off, I have to say that I agree with ROG about Jason Takes Manhattan. That movie was fucking great, it was just more of a comedy than a horror, sort of like a keyed-down version of Club Dread....
Forum: Article Discussion May 13th, 2009, 09:59 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,906
Wow. Just wow. Dr.Boogie, you are unbelievably...

Wow. Just wow. Dr.Boogie, you are unbelievably awesome for introducing me to this, but unfortunately blood panther is even more unbelievably awesome for providing free samples. Much thanks to both...
Forum: Article Discussion May 9th, 2009, 02:59 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,034
I have to agree with Alcibiades. Hank Pym needs...

I have to agree with Alcibiades. Hank Pym needs to die. Nevermind having a thousand different superhero names, he's just a dick. I mean, seriously, even when everyone turned into zombies and ate...
Forum: Article Discussion Apr 12th, 2009, 11:30 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,214
Okay, my answer for number nine was "D.) I just...

Okay, my answer for number nine was "D.) I just started crying," but the tears were most assuredly from laughter. I think.
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