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Forum: General Blabber Feb 20th, 2003, 01:30 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,961
Posted By Shut Up
Oh, and slavemason, that was the most...

Oh, and slavemason, that was the most half-hearted lackluster attempt at an insult I've ever read. I'll fucking shove a branch up your fat mom's crusty twat and spin the dumb bitch around till she...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 20th, 2003, 01:25 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,961
Posted By Shut Up
"trout slaps own curb stomps" Yeah fucking...

"trout slaps own curb stomps"

Yeah fucking right. Trout slaps don't hold shit against a good curb stomping.

"OooOoh I'm going to bounce a fish off your head moderately hard" compared to "I'm going...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 20th, 2003, 01:21 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 10,052
Posted By Shut Up
I used to think I-Mockery was a place who would...

I used to think I-Mockery was a place who would welcome my baby shit story with welcomed arms. But now I see such high-brow humor is not understood here. :posh
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 05:18 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,961
Posted By Shut Up
STOP THE DETTERRING, ASSHOLE. This thread was...

STOP THE DETTERRING, ASSHOLE. This thread was about curb stomping, not about my vocabulary usage or your bad hair peice. Now FUCK OFF.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 05:15 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 10,052
Posted By Shut Up
Jamesman - I put baby shit in someone's backpack...

Jamesman - I put baby shit in someone's backpack at work. If you can't understand that, peel your fat ass away from your computer for five seconds to kill yourself. On second thought, kill yourself...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 05:04 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,961
Posted By Shut Up
Without detterring this thread from it's very...

Without detterring this thread from it's very meaningful origin, I will say that it is immensely satisfying knowing while we speak, and while mburbank sits hunched over at his computer screen, that...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 05:00 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 10,052
Posted By Shut Up
Glowbelly - No, no, NO . READ AGAIN, STUPID....

Glowbelly - No, no, NO . READ AGAIN, STUPID. Nowhere does it mention I put a pile of baby shit in a co-worker's backpack. I put it in some dumb shit's backpack who frequently inhabited the general...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 04:34 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 10,052
Posted By Shut Up
Oh, a fiesty one! I did not go 'out of my way'...

Oh, a fiesty one!

I did not go 'out of my way' to touch the baby poo. Perhaps if your brain was not the circumference of a penny, you would have remembered that my boss told my co-woker and I to...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 04:15 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 10,052
Posted By Shut Up
Alas, you are incorrect in your presumption that...

Alas, you are incorrect in your presumption that I am full of shit. A closer read will soon reveal that it was, in fact, the aforementioned male figure's backpack which was full of shit, and not...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 04:09 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,961
Posted By Shut Up
I Salute the Curb Stomp

Throughout numerous urban neighborhoods in America, people of all cultures have enjoyed the wonderous activity known as the curb stomp for many years. It is a heinously beautiful act of love that can...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 03:43 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 10,052
Posted By Shut Up
Thank you, Professor Babyshit. It is good to know...

Thank you, Professor Babyshit. It is good to know that there are people like you around with such vast and extensive knowledge on just how much excremant your average house-baby can produce. You,...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 03:37 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 10,052
Posted By Shut Up
Either your sarcasm is genuine or just an...

Either your sarcasm is genuine or just an ultra-funny comment which, as turns out later to be, not funny at all, but the eight-pounds of baby shit was an exaggeration. It was more like two or three...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 03:18 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 10,052
Posted By Shut Up
Baby shit.

Once while working a summer job at a kid's arcade this little toddler had an attack of diarrehea over by the ski-toss area. He was wearing shorts and the syrupy shit ran all down his leg onto the...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Feb 19th, 2003, 02:56 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 6,403
Posted By Shut Up
Kill yourself, fagtard.

Kill yourself, fagtard.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 09:54 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 7,751
Posted By Shut Up
If only your mother hadn't of missed you with the...

If only your mother hadn't of missed you with the clotheshanger..
Forum: General Blabber Feb 17th, 2003, 04:09 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,836
Posted By Shut Up
And by '$20', she means 'a pipe bomb'.

And by '$20', she means 'a pipe bomb'.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 17th, 2003, 04:07 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 13,257
Posted By Shut Up
Inserting monkeys and midgets into every joke...

Inserting monkeys and midgets into every joke does not make you funny. Being ugly and celibate, however, does make you sound like Lynchie.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Feb 16th, 2003, 04:03 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 5,825
Posted By Shut Up
"You're going to try to put down a game just...

"You're going to try to put down a game just because it's "gay"?

Why yes, yes I am. That was what I was trying to explain about three posts ago. I am glad you finally understand that now.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 15th, 2003, 04:04 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 13,257
Posted By Shut Up
"And Shut Up, sorry but for one I'm not a girl...

"And Shut Up, sorry but for one I'm not a girl

Wha? You're sorry for not being a girl? What's there to be sorry about? Even if you weren't a girl, I'm sure your mother still loves you, despite what...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 15th, 2003, 02:58 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 8,413
Posted By Shut Up
"Then: Dave Lombardo Fuck yeah. Dave Lombardo...

"Then: Dave Lombardo

Fuck yeah. Dave Lombardo was the best drummer Slayer had. Sucks that the entire band hates him now...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 15th, 2003, 02:53 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 10,907
Posted By Shut Up
You're gay.

You're gay.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 15th, 2003, 01:56 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 10,907
Posted By Shut Up
How bout I "bump" your head off a...

How bout I "bump" your head off a wall?
Forum: General Blabber Feb 15th, 2003, 01:48 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 13,257
Posted By Shut Up
Well, Lynchie from Quincy, who is so brain dead...

Well, Lynchie from Quincy, who is so brain dead she has to number her thoughts in order to remember them, you can suck a big fat cock for all I care. Maybe you'll think of another halarious and...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 15th, 2003, 01:37 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 13,257
Posted By Shut Up
I like you, Lynchie. You've got spunk. And by...

I like you, Lynchie. You've got spunk. And by 'spunk', I mean cum. On your face, in your mouth and inside your stomach, too.

It's too bad the napalm-throwing monkeys didn't pay a visit to your...
Forum: Movies & Television Feb 15th, 2003, 11:25 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 15,297
Posted By Shut Up
Re-make of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of FOX Kids now.

I watched the first episode last week for nostagia's sake. They re-doing the entire series from the ground up, like the first cartoon show back in the eighties never happened.

The animation is a...
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