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Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2006, 08:17 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,647
Posted By thebard
Global warming? :troutslap

Global warming?

:troutslap
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2006, 08:14 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,323
Posted By thebard
Hey twat, what you looking at. I'm about to...

Hey twat, what you looking at.
I'm about to perform surgery with a base ball bat.
You wanna take me one,
But you soon be gone.
When someone wanna give to some.
Know that i'm number one.


Your turn...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2006, 08:06 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,647
Posted By thebard
I hate.......................

I hate dumb fucks that start an argument on the internet just to make themselves feel big.

*ouch* beacuse you can really feel pain via a computer screen.

What do YOU hate?

:die :die :die :die ...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2006, 07:47 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 8,679
Posted By thebard
Maybe i will just do the girly thing and rely on...

Maybe i will just do the girly thing and rely on my BF to do the killing, that way i wont break a nail!

lol. :maul :maul
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2006, 07:04 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 8,679
Posted By thebard
A can of hair spray wouldn't kill a zombie, but...

A can of hair spray wouldn't kill a zombie, but it might imobilse it long enough for you to run.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 10th, 2006, 09:46 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,706
Posted By thebard
Misdemonar, i'm sure that it is past your bed...

Misdemonar, i'm sure that it is past your bed time, now be a good child, run along and don't make a fuss for your mummy now, then she might take you for ice cream tomorow!

If all else fails take...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 10th, 2006, 09:26 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,706
Posted By thebard
Go away? Um no?!

Go away?

Um no?!
Forum: General Blabber Sep 10th, 2006, 09:23 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 8,442
Posted By thebard
God knows, i can't even remeber what day it is.

God knows, i can't even remeber what day it is.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 10th, 2006, 09:21 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 4,535
Posted By thebard
Dear miss "smith" (not my real last name) would...

Dear miss "smith" (not my real last name) would you be interseted in enlargeing your penis by AT LEAST 2 inches.......

Ummm no?

The point here, one ever really falls for this crap and two why do't...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 10th, 2006, 09:13 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 8,679
Posted By thebard
Well i would dress for the occasion, warm yet...

Well i would dress for the occasion, warm yet covered, those zombies bite you see.

Then i would grab anything and everything that i could to protect myself. My BF has a basball bat, then theres...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 10th, 2006, 08:55 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,862
Posted By thebard
I think that coke a cola will go to any lenghts...

I think that coke a cola will go to any lenghts to sell thier products!

lol. :)
Forum: General Blabber Sep 10th, 2006, 08:47 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 9,324
Posted By thebard
You want to stop, why? i mean is some one telling...

You want to stop, why? i mean is some one telling you that this isn't normal? If your not doing it in public etc then why worry?

It is a natural urge that people get, even in a relationship and if...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 10th, 2006, 08:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 5,848
Posted By thebard
Yes, that is normal, just because people go on...

Yes, that is normal, just because people go on about it so much doesn't make it good.

If you don't want to don't, then one day if you want to you can, you can always change your mind if you feel...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 10th, 2006, 08:38 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,706
Posted By thebard
Religious spoofs.

When I just a little baby boy,
my momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was the righteous one,
she used to tell me Jews hated me
But then I got a little bit older
and...
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