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Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 05:51 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,298
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Re: I think I'm TOO sarcastic.

they're punchy. they've been let down with 'politicians have your best interests at heart' and 'priests are celibate', so now they're sharpening their wits and adopting the who as savior and motto,...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 05:04 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,383
Posted By I.M.Jaded
You make my loins stir, my buttocks clench and my...

You make my loins stir, my buttocks clench and my heart soar.

Do you want me to leave as well? I can be dramatic you know, I don't watch Melrose Place for nothin'.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 05:00 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,383
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Chojin, the last time you asked me over to come...

Chojin, the last time you asked me over to come smack your white balls over a net, it ended in disaster. Not to mention swift and brutal intervention by the Vice Squad.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 04:53 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,097
Posted By I.M.Jaded
The world of drunk girls....

Drunken girls.

Hmmm.

The insatiable sexual appetite? Blinding.

The sudden switch to ultra-aggressive, stroppy mode? Not quite so.

They do say that witnessing your girlfriend entrenched in an...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 04:42 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,781
Posted By I.M.Jaded
With which hand do you think Brad Pitt scratches...

With which hand do you think Brad Pitt scratches his arse?
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 04:25 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,781
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Unbroken sleep is an unattainable glory. A...

Unbroken sleep is an unattainable glory. A legend. An urban myth.

I just go round and round in circles of turmoil, recounting every single fucking thing that brings me pain and worry, wishing the...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 04:22 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 4,898
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Shaving is a world of shit. Apparently, all the...

Shaving is a world of shit.

Apparently, all the foam does is provide some kind of barrier for the hot water to stay on your skin.

No matter what you do, the fucking process leaves you scarred,...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 04:08 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,383
Posted By I.M.Jaded
You want me to leave? Okay I'll leave. See you...

You want me to leave? Okay I'll leave.

See you guys at some bulimic bachelor party. :(
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 04:03 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,383
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Don't get sarcastic with me you fucking ass. I...

Don't get sarcastic with me you fucking ass. I bet you make mommy want to eat all of her 'magic candy'.

>:
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 04:00 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,383
Posted By I.M.Jaded
I don't know man, I was describing my hair. ...

I don't know man, I was describing my hair.

You know, I used to think that LOL meant Look Out Ladies, so when I was talking to someone online (I was looking for an internet girlfriend so I can...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 03:54 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,383
Posted By I.M.Jaded
I love you very much. I want to have sex with you...

I love you very much. I want to have sex with you so long as you don't mind my conjoined dead fetus on the back of my head.
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 03:49 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,383
Posted By I.M.Jaded
EVAR? Stop making up words. I know you're not...

EVAR? Stop making up words. I know you're not Michelle Tanner. >:
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 03:44 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,383
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Worst Drivers EVAR OMG

Fucking inconsiderate, terrible drivers. Everyone on the road should die.

Worst of all those soccer moms and their mutant offspring. They can't fucking drive. These people were obviously created in...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 5th, 2003, 02:09 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,268
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Here is his picture after he didn't fool around...

Here is his picture after he didn't fool around with it and make it black and white and shit.

This picture is also next to the word "Ugly" in the...
Forum: General Blabber Jul 4th, 2003, 06:23 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,268
Posted By I.M.Jaded
this, then make a new thread in the Mock Wars...

this, then make a new thread in the Mock Wars because this will be the wrong place you artificially inseminated amorphous. >:
Forum: General Blabber Jul 4th, 2003, 03:51 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,268
Posted By I.M.Jaded
sdfsdf

sdfsdf
Forum: General Blabber Jul 4th, 2003, 03:15 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,268
Posted By I.M.Jaded
I don't care if he's good looking or not. THIS...

I don't care if he's good looking or not.

THIS ONE TIME, AT BAND CAMP....

He might not look that bad to you, in fact he might look HAWT, oh so HAWT, but his personality makes him ugly. Whenever he...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 28th, 2003, 05:09 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,268
Posted By I.M.Jaded
He's dumb as fuck, and whenever we get into a...

He's dumb as fuck, and whenever we get into a fight, it's no use because, you know, insulting him is a lot like fucking a dead person. Not much of a reply back. :(

But OMG you can't find that lousy...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 28th, 2003, 02:46 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,268
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Make it funny.

My photoshop sucks fat men's balls. Whenever I try to make a picture funny or just fuck it up from A to Z, it comes out something like this:...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 18th, 2003, 08:41 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,210
Posted By I.M.Jaded
The drunken promise of an overprivelidged...

The drunken promise of an overprivelidged stranger is worth nothing.

Fuck off into weary salutations. :)
Forum: General Blabber Apr 18th, 2003, 08:23 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,210
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Oh no. :( Oh no. :( Your articles are rad...

Oh no.

:(

Oh no.

:(

Your articles are rad to the max. Actually, you rock. You rock the casbah so hard you gave Joe Strummer a heart attack trying to keep up with you.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 18th, 2003, 06:21 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,210
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Les Waste

Post more of your college articles or some shit.

Plus when you wanna go back to read the older ones, you get that No ID Submitted message. I'd just like to say that it pisses me off to no extent.
Forum: General Blabber Apr 12th, 2003, 03:44 PM
Replies: 17,734
Views: 1,865,715
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Skulhedface is fucking cute. Post more pictures...

Skulhedface is fucking cute.

Post more pictures Skulhedface!
Forum: General Blabber Mar 11th, 2003, 01:12 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,523
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Well, I guess this really is dead then. :(

Well, I guess this really is dead then.

:(
Forum: General Blabber Mar 9th, 2003, 02:29 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,523
Posted By I.M.Jaded
Speak for yourself dumbass.[/quote] You are a...

Speak for yourself dumbass.[/quote]

You are a pathetic loser. I have seen you lurking around the message board, and I have finally come to the conclusion that your very existence is a waste of vital...
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