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Forum: General Blabber Jan 28th, 2009, 12:38 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,684
Posted By JediScum
"being angry is one of the great things about not...

"being angry is one of the great things about not being high."

Sir, you should sell T-shirts
Forum: General Blabber Dec 18th, 2008, 07:13 AM
Replies: 89,550
Views: 5,172,871
Posted By JediScum
"The earth is coming closer..."

"The earth is coming closer..."
Forum: General Blabber Dec 18th, 2008, 07:05 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,524
Posted By JediScum
Sorry, I was drinking Icehouse that night, and...

Sorry, I was drinking Icehouse that night, and was prolly listening something Satanic, y'know, like the local news about the Governor Blagojevich.

But now that i'm drinking wine, i'm a little more...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 14th, 2008, 01:27 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,164
Posted By JediScum
supposed to be

supposed to be
Forum: General Blabber Dec 13th, 2008, 10:16 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,524
Posted By JediScum
Deer Jew, Don't you people mutilate yer sons'...

Deer Jew,

Don't you people mutilate yer sons' genitals upon birth? Funny how Christians adopted that practice also, but they still hate you.

So Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer will be cool when we...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 13th, 2008, 01:56 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,615
Posted By JediScum
If life gives you lemons, grate all the rind for...

If life gives you lemons, grate all the rind for lemon zest... useful in cooking but, I wouldn't keep it for longer than 3-4 days.

Depending on how many lemons life gave you (lets say three), use...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 13th, 2008, 01:29 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,524
Posted By JediScum
This person is only protesting the song because...

This person is only protesting the song because she accidentally heard an old Neil Hamburger joke...

Which goes like,

"Why didn't we see Rudolph guiding Santa's sleigh this year?"

"Because he...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 13th, 2008, 12:27 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,791
Posted By JediScum
So i guess I can stop saying, "Well, i wouldn't...

So i guess I can stop saying, "Well, i wouldn't kick Betty Page out of my bed".
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 13th, 2008, 12:14 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,104
Posted By JediScum
Grow up. "New World Order" ? It'll never happen....

Grow up. "New World Order" ? It'll never happen.



Hey! What's this on the back of my American currency? "Novus Ordo Seclorum"? Prolly some kinda Canadian/Chinese/Mexican/French shit.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 13th, 2008, 06:05 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,164
Posted By JediScum
When I woke up Tuesday, I saw the headline "Ill...

When I woke up Tuesday, I saw the headline "Ill Gov taken into Custody". I got a warm feeling because I thought, "Wow, people do care"

Ok, Dumb joke. USA Today had a dipshit article yesterday,...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Dec 5th, 2008, 10:44 PM
Replies: 176
Views: 17,838
Posted By JediScum
Underrated? How about "Wolverine's Revenge" on...

Underrated? How about "Wolverine's Revenge" on PS2? Somewhat challenging if yer into the mutant/X-men/WeaponX brouhaha. PLUS it has Mark Hamill doing the voice of Logan!

And if you find it used...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 5th, 2008, 06:17 PM
Replies: 557
Views: 43,825
Posted By JediScum
My fave booze used to be Haldol, I mean Miller...

My fave booze used to be Haldol, I mean Miller High Life.It's different now though, at least locally. for the last 3 months or so, i would drink it and feel like like there was some kinda trace...
Forum: Music Dec 5th, 2008, 05:31 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,116
Posted By JediScum
Danzig 5 "Blackacidevil"... The whole album (OK,...

Danzig 5 "Blackacidevil"... The whole album (OK, I do like some of it)
Def Leppard - "Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Oh... Good bands, Bad songs by them.... That's problematic. If it's a bad song, I don't...
Forum: Music Dec 5th, 2008, 05:11 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,730
Posted By JediScum
Tom Jones has a new remix album?!?! That is a...

Tom Jones has a new remix album?!?! That is a slice of deep-fried awesome!!!
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Dec 5th, 2008, 05:04 PM
Replies: 2,487
Views: 249,119
Posted By JediScum
So i'm playing neverwinter nights, AGAIN, and...

So i'm playing neverwinter nights, AGAIN, and also writing some stand-up comedy, in case i ever accidentally go to Lake Geneva, WI.

How many people here tonight have named their first born...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 24th, 2008, 05:26 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,954
Posted By JediScum
yer young, you want things that you can't...

yer young, you want things that you can't possibly have, like a life filled happy eternal, so when you get to something you don't understand, (like the opposite gender) you start reading guidance...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 18th, 2008, 10:07 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,093
Posted By JediScum
happy birthday Guitar Woman... Wow... with all...

happy birthday Guitar Woman...

Wow... with all that stock, just imagine how much SOUP you could make
Forum: General Blabber Oct 18th, 2008, 03:41 AM
Replies: 89,550
Views: 5,172,871
Posted By JediScum
I DON'T LIKE REPTILE DOO-DOO PORN (pouts and...

I DON'T LIKE REPTILE DOO-DOO PORN (pouts and starts stamping feet)
Forum: General Blabber Oct 18th, 2008, 12:04 AM
Replies: 89,550
Views: 5,172,871
Posted By JediScum
hey! I found a video of Tadao's Dad fucking his...

hey! I found a video of Tadao's Dad fucking his Mom. Pretty sure it's from the 90's because I heard Soundgarden in the background.
Forum: General Blabber Oct 17th, 2008, 11:59 PM
Replies: 89,550
Views: 5,172,871
Posted By JediScum
yer all pussies when i STOP drinking,...

yer all pussies

when i STOP drinking, Milwaukee's economy collapses
Forum: General Blabber Oct 17th, 2008, 06:46 PM
Replies: 89,550
Views: 5,172,871
Posted By JediScum
yeah, but not as dumb as walking home in a...

yeah, but not as dumb as walking home in a hailstorm

I should've just stayed at that diner or called a taxi
Forum: General Blabber Oct 17th, 2008, 06:38 PM
Replies: 89,550
Views: 5,172,871
Posted By JediScum
I really doubt GW's real name is Mitch Bishop......

I really doubt GW's real name is Mitch Bishop... that would be too easy... y'know, like "hey thar Bitch Mishop" or "Bitch Ketchup"
Forum: General Blabber Oct 17th, 2008, 06:27 PM
Replies: 89,550
Views: 5,172,871
Posted By JediScum
I never said it wasn't...

I never said it wasn't...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 17th, 2008, 06:20 PM
Replies: 89,550
Views: 5,172,871
Posted By JediScum
Yesterday, I had the passing thought... If...

Yesterday, I had the passing thought... If Scooby-Doo died and then, out of severe emotional trauma, Shaggy ate Scooby's dead body and became a Sith Lord, what would he look like?
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Oct 10th, 2008, 05:15 AM
Replies: 8,427
Views: 551,358
Posted By JediScum
Yeah, I guess I'm looking for a role playing game...

Yeah, I guess I'm looking for a role playing game that's on PS2... Doesn't have to be fantasy - based. Sci-fi is good also. Looking for a story that sucks me in and mucho re-play with different...
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