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Forum: General Blabber Sep 18th, 2009, 12:32 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,874
Posted By MajorScales
Is this like poor people drinking powdered milk...

Is this like poor people drinking powdered milk and eating powdered potatoes?...I think I will stick with my expensive can of lathery foam.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 17th, 2009, 08:15 AM
Replies: 338
Views: 52,147
Posted By MajorScales
I think it was crack for the black and Aids for...

I think it was crack for the black and Aids for the gays...someone at the CIA came up with a limerick and history was made :)
Forum: General Blabber Sep 16th, 2009, 06:40 PM
Replies: 338
Views: 52,147
Posted By MajorScales
Here is a conspiracy theory I firmly believe. ...

Here is a conspiracy theory I firmly believe.

Most things that come out of Hollywood and even now the music industry is bullshit. The Kanya West thing/Brad pitt with Angelina Jolie its all...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 16th, 2009, 05:21 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 9,198
Posted By MajorScales
You would think I would have more friends :\

You would think I would have more friends :\
Forum: General Blabber Sep 15th, 2009, 09:11 PM
Replies: 2,287
Views: 373,525
Posted By MajorScales
Neapolitan ice cream and milk :orgasm

Neapolitan ice cream and milk :orgasm
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 15th, 2009, 08:33 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 9,198
Posted By MajorScales
I heard about this years back... Two drunk East...

I heard about this years back...

Two drunk East coasters find a well.

Bob

Well, that there be a well (drops his toque, spills his beer and falls in the well)

Dave
Forum: General Blabber Sep 15th, 2009, 08:28 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 8,199
Posted By MajorScales
The Leader really reminds me of ArrowX

The Leader really reminds me of ArrowX
Forum: Music Sep 15th, 2009, 07:45 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,153
Posted By MajorScales
I watched him on Jay Leno last night. I know...

I watched him on Jay Leno last night. I know very little about this guy and have not listened to his music. He got to say sing? "YA!" on stage with the chick that got her face beat by and the guy...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 14th, 2009, 05:52 PM
Replies: 17,733
Views: 1,760,769
Posted By MajorScales
The guy in the back looks like a German tourist...

The guy in the back looks like a German tourist showing us how he is going to tie up the tubby drunk guy :)
Forum: General Blabber Sep 13th, 2009, 07:17 PM
Replies: 89,606
Views: 7,035,350
Posted By MajorScales
I knew Boogie would delete it :\ He can't handle...

I knew Boogie would delete it :\ He can't handle the fact not everyone writes like the are still in high school.

Some great writing and my stuff is on this site...and don't use the fact that I use...
Forum: Comics 'n Books Sep 13th, 2009, 03:59 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,132
Posted By MajorScales
What would your take on this be? I wrote this a...

What would your take on this be? I wrote this a while back after seeing No Country for old men. Pub says my stuff is better read while intoxicated and I would like that you read it as though you...
Forum: Comics 'n Books Sep 11th, 2009, 09:21 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,132
Posted By MajorScales
Boogie is an alright writer and I can understand...

Boogie is an alright writer and I can understand a slight animosity towards my wordsmanship. I would like to battle Boogie in a wordy type story type scenario of some type someday if the weather is...
Forum: Music Sep 11th, 2009, 09:08 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,203
Posted By MajorScales
Beatles Re-masturbated

My work week I download Podcasts (Nobody likes onions/Adam Corrola/Sick and wrong) and this week I tried out a podcast about the re-mastering of the Beatles songs.

No matter what you do to a...
Forum: Comics 'n Books Sep 11th, 2009, 09:02 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,132
Posted By MajorScales
the original or edited version?

the original or edited version?
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2009, 08:48 PM
Replies: 89,606
Views: 7,035,350
Posted By MajorScales
cats make my crotch itchy...ironic it you think...

cats make my crotch itchy...ironic it you think about getting some pussy...9/11 sounds like something the Nazi's might have said before the baked some Jews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28o0dhg4AEQ
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2009, 08:41 PM
Replies: 89,606
Views: 7,035,350
Posted By MajorScales
FRIDAY NIGHT WITH FARTIN MOWLER

I used to do this when it was only me Rongi back in the day...

I'm drinking some beer and playing my bass so tell me what you are doing tonight if you are not going out.
Forum: Comics 'n Books Sep 11th, 2009, 07:55 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,132
Posted By MajorScales
I will hire you to be my editor when the time is...

I will hire you to be my editor when the time is right.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2009, 07:29 PM
Replies: 89,606
Views: 7,035,350
Posted By MajorScales
I'm not trying to be a jerk...I really have never...

I'm not trying to be a jerk...I really have never taken the time to do the math when it comes to calories and the possibilities of how many of them might make me over weight. I think Chojin is the...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2009, 07:21 PM
Replies: 89,606
Views: 7,035,350
Posted By MajorScales
I got's a little belly...its normal. Like Seth...

I got's a little belly...its normal. Like Seth you think too much about shit that don't matter.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2009, 06:43 PM
Replies: 89,606
Views: 7,035,350
Posted By MajorScales
I have no idea what calories or how much fat I...

I have no idea what calories or how much fat I might have...I have to walk for my work and I lose 10 to 15 pounds by mid summer. Having an asian wife I eat lots of rice/pasta and snack during the...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2009, 05:38 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,107
Posted By MajorScales
yeah right :\

yeah right :\
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2009, 05:26 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,107
Posted By MajorScales
You must smell like a scented candle and know...

You must smell like a scented candle and know where to hang a that perfect picture :)
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Sep 11th, 2009, 05:24 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 14,681
Posted By MajorScales
The day I see a Mexican riding a Narwhal I might...

The day I see a Mexican riding a Narwhal I might consider there is a Jesus. Can someone make an Avatar of that for me?
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2009, 05:14 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,107
Posted By MajorScales
Parking attendant. A security guard would park...

Parking attendant. A security guard would park his car without paying and one day I went to tell him that it wasn't cool and he head butted me. The parking garage smelling like pee and being payed...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 11th, 2009, 05:10 PM
Replies: 89,606
Views: 7,035,350
Posted By MajorScales
That is really wonderful...I wish I could be that...

That is really wonderful...I wish I could be that cool on Halloween.
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