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Forum: General Blabber Dec 12th, 2006, 02:56 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,613
Posted By RectalWart
Oh, and you use "your" alot when it should be...

Oh, and you use "your" alot when it should be "you're", which is a contraction of "you are".

Thank you, you may now continue your (used properly) psychoanalysis game.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 12th, 2006, 02:52 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,613
Posted By RectalWart
You seem pretty obsessed with your own ta-tas...

You seem pretty obsessed with your own ta-tas there, girlie. Honestly, they aren't that impressive, and you tend to misspell things.

THE BREAST - er I mean - THE GRAMMAR NAZI STRIKES AGAIN!
Forum: General Blabber Dec 11th, 2006, 11:47 PM
Replies: 996
Views: 134,101
Posted By RectalWart
Me number one suckie suckie. Me love you long...

Me number one suckie suckie. Me love you long time!
Forum: General Blabber Dec 8th, 2006, 02:53 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,186
Posted By RectalWart
You're too kind Mario. :blowme

You're too kind Mario. :blowme
Forum: General Blabber Dec 8th, 2006, 02:52 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 4,475
Posted By RectalWart
*pokes Sacks with an unwrapped christmas gift*

*pokes Sacks with an unwrapped christmas gift*
Forum: General Blabber Dec 8th, 2006, 02:47 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,186
Posted By RectalWart
And what about shrinkage?

And what about shrinkage?
Forum: General Blabber Dec 8th, 2006, 02:47 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,186
Posted By RectalWart
Don't the neighbors complain when you strip in...

Don't the neighbors complain when you strip in your driveway?
Forum: General Blabber Dec 8th, 2006, 02:45 PM
Replies: 1,559
Sticky: The Cowboy Song
Views: 731,245
Posted By RectalWart
Kay-kiokio el vaquero Kay-kiokio-hoo Kay-kio-kio...

Kay-kiokio el vaquero
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio el vaquero, el vaquero, el vaquero,
Bajo la luna.

Cabalgaba mi caballo
hacia abajo por el Rio Grandee
cuándo yo visto mĂ* un vaquero, el vaquero,...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 7th, 2006, 10:37 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 21,080
Posted By RectalWart
kahljorn you ignorant slut.

kahljorn you ignorant slut.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 7th, 2006, 10:36 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 10,717
Posted By RectalWart
I reserve the right to serve trans-fats...

I reserve the right to serve trans-fats exclusively at dinner parties involving my competetors.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 7th, 2006, 10:29 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 6,011
Posted By RectalWart
According to old Max Burbank articles, Barbara...

According to old Max Burbank articles, Barbara Walters is a fucking SCREAM/
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 7th, 2006, 07:05 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 10,717
Posted By RectalWart
*poking kahljorn with a trans-fat coated stick*

*poking kahljorn with a trans-fat coated stick*
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 6th, 2006, 02:56 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 10,717
Posted By RectalWart
It's not about the actual trans-fats anymore....

It's not about the actual trans-fats anymore. It's about the gradual leaching away of our rights to make our own decisions. The loss of personal freedoms is what made the settlers leave Europe in the...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 4th, 2006, 12:23 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,638
Posted By RectalWart
Well, there'll be just NO living with Jix now. ...

Well, there'll be just NO living with Jix now. :suicide
Forum: General Blabber Dec 3rd, 2006, 04:13 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 4,351
Posted By RectalWart
No, we're safe, rebeccathetool is next.

No, we're safe, rebeccathetool is next.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 3rd, 2006, 01:19 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 7,503
Posted By RectalWart
Oh man, I was having this mental picture of a...

Oh man, I was having this mental picture of a bunch of SWAT guys suited up and toting weapons jumping out of the back of a U-Haul truck, saying "hup hup hup".

Milk shot right out of my nose. And I...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 2nd, 2006, 10:27 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 9,898
Posted By RectalWart
Well, I just met you, and I'm already creeped...

Well, I just met you, and I'm already creeped out. :confused
Forum: General Blabber Dec 1st, 2006, 10:15 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 7,503
Posted By RectalWart
Oh hell, I vote for the cup-o-pee route. At least...

Oh hell, I vote for the cup-o-pee route. At least you'll get a damned good laugh out of it. :)
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 1st, 2006, 12:37 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 21,080
Posted By RectalWart
And that's not the same thing AT ALL.

And that's not the same thing AT ALL.
Forum: General Blabber Dec 1st, 2006, 12:36 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 7,503
Posted By RectalWart
LOL They sorta HAD too, what with all the...

LOL

They sorta HAD too, what with all the deaths...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 1st, 2006, 12:33 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 21,080
Posted By RectalWart
Show me where I said "Christians killed because...

Show me where I said "Christians killed because they're Christian, but atheists killed because, umm... they felt like it."
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 1st, 2006, 11:42 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 21,080
Posted By RectalWart
No, they murdered for political reasons, which...

No, they murdered for political reasons, which had nothing to do with christianity, and can't be counted.



I'm not. I'm blaming it on people who kill in THE NAME of god.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 1st, 2006, 11:39 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 21,080
Posted By RectalWart
You're both assuming that these "non-religious"...

You're both assuming that these "non-religious" killings are because of atheism, which is totally wrong. You're lumping other murders committed for political agendas with people killing because they...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 1st, 2006, 11:36 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,605
Posted By RectalWart
Thanks for the heads-up Max. I hadn't heard of...

Thanks for the heads-up Max. I hadn't heard of it. I just went and checked it out, and DAMN! Their government is imploding! I'm still not sure how I feel about it. Don't they have a recount system or...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 1st, 2006, 11:19 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 21,080
Posted By RectalWart
Bob, old buddy old pal...you're full of shit....

Bob, old buddy old pal...you're full of shit. More people have been slaughtered in THE NAME OF GOD than in any 3 wars you can name put together. Christianity is DRENCHED in blood and power. Nowadays...
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